# Fluoride terrorist--get over yourselves. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 5, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102 "2005-07-05T03:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/41 "2005-07-05T19:53:33Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > On the other hand, as a General Question or a Great Debate, it (the alleged vaccine-autism connection) has surfaced from time to time, although it has actually included [rational (if sometimes heated) discussion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=26685). As well as [irrational and mostly sober discussion.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321781&highlight=vaccination+autism+thimerosal) Maybe there should be a new thread debating who is further out to lunch on scientific matters - Robert Kennedy Jr. or Tom Cruise. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/42 "2005-07-06T02:16:30Z")
I don’t know if it was intentional on the part of the guest in question’s choice of name, but in many Italian dialects “chooch” (ciuccio) is the word for donkey or small horse. It’s also quite handy when you want to refer to someone as a jackass, which I assume is the more popular utilization of the word and potentially fairly appropriate in this particular case. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/43 "2005-07-06T07:19:21Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Can I just say that I’m shocked, _shocked_ to find a discussion on masturbation and flourodated toothpase to find noone has mentioned Spoofe? Only because we’re all fervently searching for a post **mangetout** made about flouride that can be linked to the infamous “cooking” thread. :shudder: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/44 "2005-07-06T11:30:41Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Well, it’s also available in \ ***Tuna** and \ ***Butthole**. And **TunaButt[sup]TM[/sup]** - to satisfy the (inevitable) niche market driven by people who like shoving tuna up their asses. I bet they’re out there; seriously - _everything_ is out there, somewhere on the internet - in fact I won’t be at all surprised to hear that there are two warring factions of TunaButt fetishists; one that believes in taking it out of the tin, the other doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/45 "2005-07-06T12:10:53Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > And **TunaButt[sup]TM[/sup]** - to satisfy the (inevitable) niche market driven by people who like shoving tuna up their asses. > > . Their competition is **Holey Mackerel** ™ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/46 "2005-07-06T12:15:54Z")
There’s also **Plaice This Where The Sun Don’t Shine[sup]TM[/sup]**, but they only have a fraction of the market share. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/47 "2005-07-06T13:01:50Z")
**Tentacle Buttplugs™** don’t seem to be grabbing their share of the market place either. From Floride nazis, masterbating Deities to tunabutt. This place is so worth the subscription rate. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/48 "2005-07-06T14:03:01Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > \From Floride nazis\ Those are the war criminals hiding out in Florida, aren’t they? [sub]I _knew_ it![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/49 "2005-07-06T14:09:32Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > And **TunaButt[sup]TM[/sup]** - to satisfy the (inevitable) niche market driven by people who like shoving tuna up their asses. Oh great. Now all the fish felchers are going to chime in … ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/50 "2005-07-06T14:30:27Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Oh great. Now all the fish felchers are going to chime in … Spawn 'til you die, goddamnit. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/51 "2005-07-06T14:39:17Z")
Ha! “Ain’t no nookie like chinookie.” I love that guy! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/52 "2005-07-06T18:21:07Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > I’m pissed. REALLY PISSED. You just don’t understand how MUCH I’m pissed. > > You waltz into this board and post your [SHIT](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323639) and then run away and hide. > > Either stay around and debate or explain. But don’t go off with a departing post that says you’re leaving because the people here don’t understand you. Or diss you. If you’re so unsure of being able to defend your position, then don’t come here in the first place. You’re scum. Bottom feeders. You have not an INKLING of what science is about. You remind me of the people in the 1950’s who were convinced that UFO’s were real. I was too. But I was 15 years old when I read my first book by Donald Keyhoe about flying saucers. It sounded real to me. So did masturbating until I went blind. > > You come in here with an agenda. You get your ass handed to you and go slinking away. Don’t you have any sense of decency? > > By the way, this is a generic pitting that could apply to other groups. In this case, it’s specific to the scum-sucking weasels who are on the side of promoting the idea that fluoride is evil. > > Sorry this one isn’t better. I worked 10 hours retail today. Takes it out of me. Sound like someone didn’t drink enough fluoridated water today. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/53 "2005-07-06T23:27:02Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Sound like someone didn’t drink enough fluoridated water today. Alternately, I am one of those kids who went to the Poll Parrot store to buy Buster Browns in 1949-54. (Hey! We’re talking _shoes_ here, kids.} I looked at the bones in my feet. Cool! Eeek! NOT cool. I attribute it to the fluoroscope machine, rather than the fluoride in the water. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/54 "2005-07-07T01:21:23Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > But **Veb** ’s a girl… does jilling off make girls go blind too? It’s not blind so much as not being able to see in the dark because there are no batteries in your flashlight… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/55 "2005-07-07T01:45:13Z")
Well, you know where the batteries probably are. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102/56 "2005-07-07T03:13:48Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > Flouride in water does nothing for teeth, but makes you trackable by satellite. Nonsense!! :rolleyes: It also makes your teeth glow under blacklight too!! :eek: :eek: 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fluoride-terrorist-get-over-yourselves/311102.md?page=2)