# FLUSH the damn URINAL! (ugh. TMI)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flush-the-damn-urinal-ugh-tmi/157137>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 24, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flush-the-damn-urinal-ugh-tmi/157137 "2003-02-24T10:16:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flush-the-damn-urinal-ugh-tmi/157137/41 "2003-02-27T00:16:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by d\_redguy \*  
> **[John Cage]I like a fresh bowl[/John Cage]**

Wow. I’m amazed at how long it took for Cage’s name to be brought up in this thread.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flush-the-damn-urinal-ugh-tmi/157137/42 "2003-03-17T03:42:41Z")

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Which is the funnier, more appropriate poster screen name for this thread: Stinkpalm, or Floater?

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flush-the-damn-urinal-ugh-tmi/157137/43 "2003-03-17T08:11:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \*
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> And the guy’s version of #3: I don’t care if the seat has a slot in it, put it up if you feel you must use a stall to take a leak! Or at least wipe when you’re done instead of hoping that all the yellow puddles you leave behind will magically disappear! \*\*

Amen. My floor at work seems to attract crowds of these cretins. We get urine (and feces) on the seats. Tell you what, when you’ve got to take a piss TRY AIMING YER JOHNSON FER CHRISSAKES! Really, it’s a flexible tube and you can point it so that your pee goes into the big white bowl fulla water. Bring tongs if you’re scared to touch yourself.

Regardless of accuracy take a second to wipe up after yourself. I’m sure it’s not nice to realize you left a track on the seat but I assure you that it’s a helluva lot less pleasant for the next guy who was to use that stall. Yeah we’ve got janitors who clean up during the day but it’s absolutely disgusting to stick them with that chore.

And to add a couple of miscellaneous yet vaguely related rants:

1. We’ve got liquid soap dispensers on all the sinks. There are a couple of people who wash their hands by turning the water on full blast and then pumping the soap dispenser like they were whacking off. Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick. They squirt out a huge double handful of softsoap and then wash up (leaving the water on at fire-hose intensity all the while), and then do it all over again. On behalf of everyone else who might actually want to clean their hands sometime that day thanks a lot you wasteful hypochondriac clean-freaks. You work in an office, not a brain transplant operating theatre.

2. Who the fuck designed the rest stops in Texas? I had to take a poop…not only are there no doors for the toilets THERE’S NO FRICKIN’ STALL! Just a commode hanging right out from the wall. What a visual treat for everyone involved, y’all can see how somebody else bears down and whether they are a wadder, folder, righty or lefty. Please tell me that isn’t a statewide standard.

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