# foghorn leghorn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 18, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052 "2001-11-18T07:51:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/1 "2001-11-18T07:51:43Z")

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LOVE this rooster.

can’t stop talking like him as of late. 🙂  
I am creating a new character for more of my banana boy silliness, in ode to foghorn.  
He too is southern. a peach (ha!)

inspire me with some things he’d say.

such as:  
I needs me a libation.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/2 "2001-11-18T09:09:10Z")

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Okay.  
Check the Fred Allen radio show.  
Look up Senator Claghorn.  
You’ll find a bunch.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/3 "2001-11-18T11:57:49Z")

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[Foghorn Leghorn]

That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!

That boy’s about as sharp as a sackful of dead mice!

That boy’s about as sharp as ten pounds of wet leather!

That’s a joke, I say! A joke son!

There ain’t nothing I like more than a sneaky little low down underhanded weasel like you.

Pay attention boy, I’m gonna show you how to play baseball. Baseball that is.  
::tapping a length of 2x4 in his hand::

That old hound dog he’s such a pest  
He keeps on barking I don’t get no rest.  
That old hound dog don’t make no sense  
He’s just as homely as an old mud fence

Oh doggie, you’re gonna get some lumps  
Oh doggie, you’re gonna get some thumps

[/Foghorn Leghorn]

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/4 "2001-11-18T13:18:20Z")

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Damn I love Foghorn Leghorn

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**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/5 "2001-11-18T13:59:23Z")

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Fishin’s fun, I love to fish  
Doo-dah, doo dah  
Catch a bunch if I get my wish  
All the doo-dah day

The above can be modified to fit any situation:

Postin’s fun, I love to post …

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**Author:** ![Skip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Skip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skip)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/6 "2001-11-18T14:34:37Z")

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My favourite Looney Tune, anytime he clobbers the dog with a 2x4 I’m in stitches…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/7 "2001-11-18T15:34:51Z")

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Eye.

Ball.

Eyeball.

Almost had a joke there, son.

Almost, that is.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/8 "2001-11-18T15:58:50Z")

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BOOM!!

Unnhhhh…fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/9 "2001-11-18T17:53:19Z")

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As I fell asleep last night that line finally popped into my head but I was unwilling to get up and log back on to submit it. Now here you have beaten me to it.

That is one of my most favorite lines from any cartoon ever!

However, there was another variant used for when Foghorn got all of his feathers blown off:

[Foghorn Leghorn]

::donning a new set of feathers::

Fortunately, I keep an extra suit for just such an occasion.

[/Foghorn Leghorn]

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/10 "2001-11-18T20:39:14Z")

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all of you have me laughing.

he is the greatest one I think.

him and that dog (Charlie?).

🙂

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/11 "2001-11-18T21:54:15Z")

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I was there some years ago, and right ahead of me were some German tourists.

When it was time for the raptor show, one of the birds the handler had was a hawk. She went on to say that “Some people might call it a “chicken hawk,” but there’s really no such thing, other than chasing Foghorn Leghorn in cartoons.”

At which point the Germans (three or four of them) all looked at one another quizzically. Even though they didn’t actually say anything, I could just here them saying (in General Burkhalter’s voice) “Vot is da meanink of Fockhorn Leckhorn!”

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**Author:** ![Zweistein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/54ee81/32.png) [@Zweistein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zweistein)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorn-leghorn/94052/12 "2001-11-19T00:09:23Z")

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[Foghorn Leghorn]  
To the chicken hawk:

“What’s a chicken ? That’s a chicken…” {pointing to the dog}  
“I 'm horse myself…”

[/Foghorn Leghorn]

Legendary …
