# Foghorns 'R' Us, a navigational MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 27, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412 "2009-07-27T09:20:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/61 "2009-07-28T17:55:07Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Here it is in winter (which I’ve rarely seen).  
> [Nobska](http://i.pbase.com/g3/29/553829/2/57041751.NobskaLighthouseFalmouthMassachusetts.jpg)

I get a “Forbidden!” message when I try to go there. ☹

I had PB&J, or technically almond butter and twin berry jelly, for lunch. Sometimes you just need a PB&J. It was goooood.

And I picked up my knives from the knife sharpening place. I’m so excited that there’s an actual knife sharpening store just up the road from home! Maybe I’ll actually get my knives sharpened regularly from now on!

I have a nice summer-weight sweater on today, and it’s really soft, and I really like it. But… it’s leaving fuzz _every_where. GRRRRRRRR.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/62 "2009-07-28T18:40:35Z")

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I’m not allowed to visit Nobska either.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/63 "2009-07-28T18:54:52Z")

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16 days til Hubby time!

I am having a crap work week and my knee is hurting. urgh. However it is only 16 days til Hubby time! 😃

Get better soon the sickies!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/64 "2009-07-28T19:48:38Z")

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Just google Nobska Lighthouse and you’ll see some really nice pics!

I’m home. Nephew is at the airport, waiting to board his plane, probably within the hour. \*\*FCD \*\*is in the shower, and when he’s all clean, I think we’ll go get something to eat. Altho it is a bit early.

Yay, **rigs**!!

Hugs and gropes all around as appropriate. I got nothin’…

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/65 "2009-07-28T19:54:36Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> When that happens to me, it’s usually a symptom of severe chronic stress.
> 
> I prescribe a 6-pack of beerverages and a date with the Swedish Bikini Team.  
> Oh, wait… Well, it usually works for me.
> 
> 😃

I’ll try anything. 😉  
…okay…not really…

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/66 "2009-07-28T21:33:34Z")

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Hooray for **rigs**!

**swampy** , there’s gonna be a special Wednesday Agony Aunt just for you. 🙂

_hands stomach calming tea to **Dotty** and **gt** _

I just did two days of training on the morning shift. I much prefer evening shift because it’s not so bloody dull and buttoned up.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/67 "2009-07-28T22:11:32Z")

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Yay on the library job **rigs**! I know you’ve been wantin’ it bad.

Boo on teh sick all you sickies.

Yay! Special Agony Aunt Ryl just for lil’ ol’ me! 😃

I worked eleven today. Ugh! I will not do that tomorrow however. Nope. It’s my bday.

> [@MOOOOOOM](#):
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> I knew that Swampy’s b-day is Weds because he never lets me forget when it is…

What? All I _ever_ said was you are six months _and_ six days older than me. I never said when my bday was. It ain’t my fault you went and did the math. 😛

Speakin’ of bday, I have been informed by JoeDawgDaddy and Partner that my presence is desired for dindin tomorrow. Ok, they said I could bring along ol’ y’all know who too. Anywho, we shall dine upon steak, shrimp, twice baked **N.O.T.** , rolls, sallit and lemon icebox pie. I drool at the thought! Lemon icebox pie is my favorite kind of pie and JDD makes a dang good one. MMMMMMMM… I’m bein’ spoilt!

Yays, boos, hugs, trouts, chitlins, noogies, wedgies, how _you_ doin’s as needed.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/68 "2009-07-28T22:46:20Z")

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Too tired to try to catch up - or rather too wilted. My box of kosher salt is completely soaked.

Bit of excitement as I was leaving work - I stopped in the euphemism for my pre-drive pit stop, and as I was washing my hands, the fire alarms sounded. I work on the third floor. my department’s fire warden had told me to, in such situations, go into the stairwell (the doors are flame and heat retardant) and await further instructions. So I did. Everyone that was scrambling down the stairs stopped to make sure I was okay. They all promised to tell security that I was there. I had also called them myself. After about 10 minutes, one of the security guys came into the stairwell on the first floor and looked up at me. “You okay?” “Yup. just waiting for instructions” “Well, you can use the elevator now, it was a false alarm”. Except that when I exited the building, there were two fire trucks and one ambulance, so I have no idea what really happened.

I also got some sad news - one of my theatre professors passed away yesterday. I am quite :(.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/69 "2009-07-28T22:47:58Z")

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I can, have and just did eat myself sick on fresh, local corn-on-the-cob. Yum.

Busy day- went to the gym, farmer’s market, mailed the little boy a care package to camp, paid my city taxes on my car etc etc etc.

Of yeah- saw the gyn the get the girlie bits poked. Whee. Always a pleasure…

**Rosie** - so sorry. That’s tough…

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/70 "2009-07-28T23:15:01Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> I’m not allowed to visit Nobska either.

Really? I see it. Hmmm… Just do what \*\*FCM \*\*suggested. I’m too lazy to find another pic. It’s a lighthouse, folks–it’s not hard to imagine what it looks like… 😉

I couldn’t be arsed to go down the stairs to the basement pantry to get baking chocolate, so I crushed up some peanut M&Ms and made bar cookies with them. They need some chocolate chips in them (not enough choc, too much peanut), but otherwise, they’re good.

Big T-storm going on right now. We need the rain.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/71 "2009-07-29T00:32:23Z")

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It’s currently 102 degrees here. Yup, 102…my poor doggie is miserable; frankly, so am I.

I could have gone from work out to the lake on my neighbor’s boat, but I’m tired and I have to pick my daughter up from work at 9:30 anyway.

It’s so hot that I feel sort of sick. I definitely don’t have any appetite. I’m drinking water, but it’s not helping.

I’d head to the store to buy a fan, but I’m sure they’re all completely sold out.

I’m sorry to read of everyone’s Teh Sick. That does suck. I hope you all get to feeling better very soon.

I need to strip down to next to nothing. I’m still sitting here in my work clothes.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/72 "2009-07-29T01:13:55Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> It’s currently 102 degrees here. Yup, 102…my poor doggie is miserable; frankly, so am I.
> 
> I could have gone from work out to the lake on my neighbor’s boat, but I’m tired and I have to pick my daughter up from work at 9:30 anyway.
> 
> It’s so hot that I feel sort of sick. I definitely don’t have any appetite. I’m drinking water, but it’s not helping.
> 
> I’d head to the store to buy a fan, but I’m sure they’re all completely sold out.
> 
> I’m sorry to read of everyone’s Teh Sick. That does suck. I hope you all get to feeling better very soon.
> 
> I need to strip down to next to nothing. I’m still sitting here in my work clothes.

That sounds miserably hot. You’ll be a baked Tater!

Do you have a basement you can hang out in? Or take a cold shower?

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/73 "2009-07-29T01:47:20Z")

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> [@taters](#):
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> i need to strip down to next to nothing.

pictures!

:d

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/74 "2009-07-29T01:50:09Z")

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I’m sure you’d all like to know that my stomach has been blah all day. As a matter of fact, I even had GilaMonster come deliver lunch because I was feeling… unpredictable.

Otherwise, I haven’t really kept up. Hugs, etc. to everyone.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/75 "2009-07-29T01:51:59Z")

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[This MUST be shared](http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=108063142228&h=cWX4q&u=U57z6&ref=nf). (totally SFW)

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/76 "2009-07-29T01:57:56Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> [This MUST be shared](http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=108063142228&h=cWX4q&u=U57z6&ref=nf). (totally SFW)

Oh. My. God.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/77 "2009-07-29T02:23:40Z")

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Ewww, that sounds miserable, **Taters**. So sorry to hear that.

Good luck sorting out the job stuff, **rigs**!

Feel better, **Pie**.

**rosie** , hee.

Thanks for the good wishes everyone! The Cipro seems to be helping. Or maybe it’s just the time passing and me eating what I should have been eating several days ago. Or a little bit of both.

I’m trying to get to bed a bit earlier tonight. Couldn’t sleep till very late last night. Already napped for about an hour, but am going to try to get to bed in the next half hour or so…

Is it Firday, yet?

GT

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/78 "2009-07-29T02:25:21Z")

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No basement to hang out in :(. I’m going to go soak my plants again and give myself a good soak in the process.

You crack me up, **Bobbio!**

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/79 "2009-07-29T05:19:51Z")

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Ew hot hot hot **Taters**

I do not want to go to work today. That is all

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foghorns-r-us-a-navigational-mmp/504412/80 "2009-07-29T07:15:28Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ Instead of workin’ late today, I’m goin’ in early. Yeah, that’ll show ‘em I mean bidness about not workin’ late on my birthday! 😃

**Taters** that’s waaaaaaaaay hot! I mean, we get that here too and I hate it when it gets over a hundred.

**BioRosie** sorry to hear about your college professor. The Shatner/Palin thing though, HEE!

Ok, gotta go get some more caffiene and some brekkies.

Later Y’all!

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