# Folks really think non-sequitur replies are clever or funny? ("Bring Pie")

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 8, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035 "2004-04-08T21:35:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/121 "2004-04-14T12:03:52Z")

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I was going to post something about “vanilla drool” here, but even without the bolding of **vanilla** , it still felt dirty.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/122 "2004-04-14T16:20:19Z")

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Git yer clean vanilla drool right here! Free to the first twenty paying subscribers! Last call for clean vanilla drool!

Vanilla drool cups! Git yer vanilla drool cups! Big 100 ml capacity vanilla drool cups!

Don’t let a single drop of that precious vanilla drool go to waste!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/123 "2004-04-14T16:23:27Z")

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Preciousssssssss… my vanilla precioussssssss… [droooooooool]

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/124 "2004-04-14T21:18:44Z")

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Frank Castle’s wife and child were shot by mobsters, which sucked. Now he’s a tough guy who shoots mobster’s bodies full of holes as “the Punisher” while his hacker buddy Microchip surfs the internet. Try that on, I tell you whut!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/125 "2004-04-14T23:58:55Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Preciousssssssss… my vanilla precioussssssss… [droooooooool]

_MINE!_  
_gollum_

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**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/folks-really-think-non-sequitur-replies-are-clever-or-funny-bring-pie/239035/126 "2004-04-15T00:10:04Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Cheeky Little Corncob With A Glint In His Eye,  
> He Just Wants Choc-O-Late, He Don’t Want Pie.  
> If You Offer Him A Pea, He Don’t Want That.  
> He Only Likes Things Made Of Co-Coa Fat

Fear the wrath of **KRAKKAGAR!**

your dinosaurus is showing

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