# Food Feast **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 9, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539 "2019-10-09T17:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3203 "2021-06-30T00:00:38Z")
**People food you feed your pet sometimes** 1. Chips 2. Fries 3. Green olives 4. Scrambled eggs 5. Cheese 6. Tuna juice 7. Peanut butter 8. Lettuce 9. Marshmallows _(my uncle had a chocolate Lab that he had trained so well he could put a marshmallow on his snout and then tell him “no”. That dog would go cross-eyed staring at that treat on his nose … but he wouldn’t move a muscle until my uncle would say “OK”. The magician who could make anything vanish faster than that dog was able to make that marshmallow disappear has yet to be born!)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3204 "2021-06-30T16:06:02Z")
**People food you feed your pet sometimes** 1. Chips 2. Fries 3. Green olives 4. Scrambled eggs 5. Cheese 6. Tuna juice 7. Peanut butter 8. Lettuce 9. Marshmallows 10. Dandelion Our bearded dragon loves dandelions. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3205 "2021-07-03T03:44:11Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3206 "2021-07-03T04:45:42Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3207 "2021-07-03T08:17:16Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Haggis _(it’s banned in the US and Canada, and I don’t see myself ever going to Scotland)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3208 "2021-07-03T11:18:34Z")
I can’t imagine anything I would _never_ eat (including ‘long pig’ after a plane crash), so I can’t add to the list. So just a bit of housekeeping: **Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis BTW - haggis is readily available in the US, it’s just that you can’t import it from the UK. The USDA still has issues with sheep lungs and mad cow disease. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3209 "2021-07-03T12:17:15Z")
I tried haggis once. I forced myself to swallow one tiny bite, then threw out the rest. Then I tried vegetarian haggis. They somehow managed to make oatmeal taste as disgusting as the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3210 "2021-07-04T05:02:02Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu Nothing like maggot-infested cheese. No thanks! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3211 "2021-07-04T15:59:48Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese I bought it once, thinking “They sell it, how bad could it be?” Think: very concentrated cat urine. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3212 "2021-07-04T18:01:42Z")
> panache45 wrote: > > 1. Limburger cheese > > I bought it once, thinking “They sell it, how bad could it be?” > Think: very concentrated cat urine. Just for grins and giggles, Google “The Limburger Ballad” by Peter and Lou Berryman, a pair of eclectic, off-the-wall folksingers from Madison WI. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3213 "2021-07-05T02:16:42Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > Just for grins and giggles, Google “The Limburger Ballad” by Peter and Lou Berryman, a pair of eclectic, off-the-wall folksingers from Madison WI. I’d rather eat Limburger cheese than ever hear that woman’s voice again. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3214 "2021-07-05T02:20:52Z")
It is an acquired taste, I will admit. And that goes for her singing voice, too. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3215 "2021-07-06T03:52:59Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese 6. Corn smut ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3216 "2021-07-06T11:51:45Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese 6. Corn smut 7. Big fat grubs, roasted 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3217 "2021-07-06T15:33:07Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese 6. Corn smut 7. Big fat grubs, roasted 8. Surstromming ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3218 "2021-07-06T18:24:42Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese 6. Corn smut 7. Big fat grubs, roasted 8. Surstromming 9. Century egg ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3219 "2021-07-07T14:51:27Z")
**Food you will never, ever eat** 1. Balut 2. Brains 3. Haggis 4. Casu martzu 5. Limburger cheese 6. Corn smut 7. Big fat grubs, roasted 8. Surstromming 9. Century egg 10. Kopi luwak If that doesn’t count because it’s a beverage, then milbenkase. Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3220 "2021-07-16T01:28:51Z")
**\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ can make _anything_ edible!** 1. Mayonnaise ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3221 "2021-07-16T01:46:25Z")
**\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ can make _anything_ edible!** 1. Mayonnaise 2. Ranch Dressing ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/3222 "2021-07-16T01:48:01Z")
**\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ can make _anything_ edible!** 1. Mayonnaise 2. Ranch Dressing 3. Bacon [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=160) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=162)