# Food Feast **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 9, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539 "2019-10-09T17:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/321 "2019-10-24T18:59:33Z")
Odd combinations that work 1. Cola and juice 2. Apple juice and 7-Up 3. Hot dogs with peanut butter 4. Salami and grapes 5. Sauerkraut and eggs 6. Beets and corned beef 7. Strawberries and balsamic vinegar 8. Peanut butter and jelly 9. Lamb and mint jelly ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/322 "2019-10-24T19:06:54Z")
Odd combinations that work 1. Cola and juice 2. Apple juice and 7-Up 3. Hot dogs with peanut butter 4. Salami and grapes 5. Sauerkraut and eggs 6. Beets and corned beef 7. Strawberries and balsamic vinegar 8. Peanut butter and jelly 9. Lamb and mint jelly 10. Pineapple and parmesan cheese Next: To Serve Man 11. Roasted on a spit. (I’m not saying you _should_ eat people. But if you did, what is a good way to do it?) ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/323 "2019-10-24T19:12:16Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit Rumor has it human flesh is pork-like, so I’d imagine anything you’d do to a pig… ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/324 "2019-10-24T19:31:17Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/325 "2019-10-24T23:36:23Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/326 "2019-10-25T00:03:52Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/327 "2019-10-25T00:06:21Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti 6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/328 "2019-10-25T06:37:05Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti 6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager 7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/329 "2019-10-25T12:03:55Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti 6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager 7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet 8. Ground up into sausages ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/330 "2019-10-25T13:00:00Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti 6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager 7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet 8. Ground up into sausages 9. Dried into jerky ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/331 "2019-10-25T13:46:21Z")
To Serve Man 1. Roasted on a spit. 2. Smoked in a pit 3. Fried back bacon 4. Braised shank 5. With fava beans and a nice chianti 6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager 7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet 8. Ground up into sausages 9. Dried into jerky 10. …and an afterdinner mint. Store-bought Cookies 11. Oreos ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/332 "2019-10-25T13:49:15Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/333 "2019-10-25T13:51:33Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/334 "2019-10-25T14:57:06Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/335 "2019-10-25T15:08:38Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/336 "2019-10-25T16:41:01Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen 6. Nutter Butters ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/337 "2019-10-25T16:46:55Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen 6. Nutter Butters 7. Pinwheels ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/338 "2019-10-25T17:17:12Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen 6. Nutter Butters 7. Pinwheels 8. Fig Newtons ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/339 "2019-10-25T19:36:43Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen 6. Nutter Butters 7. Pinwheels 8. Fig Newtons 9. Lemon Coolers ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/340 "2019-10-26T01:40:30Z")
Store-bought Cookies 1. Oreos 2. Chips Ahoy! 3. Maple leaf cookies 4. Windmill cookies 5. Chessmen 6. Nutter Butters 7. Pinwheels 8. Fig Newtons 9. Lemon Coolers 10. Nilla Wafers Microwave goodness 1. Frozen burrito [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=18)