# Food Feast **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 9, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539 "2019-10-09T17:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6043 "2025-06-09T08:33:11Z")
**Foods Found at a Farmers’ Market** 1. Tomatoes 2. Summer squash 3. Apples 4. Strawberries 5. Peaches 6. Artichokes 7. Brunswick stew ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6044 "2025-06-09T09:17:58Z")
**Foods Found at a Farmers’ Market** 1. Tomatoes 2. Summer squash 3. Apples 4. Strawberries 5. Peaches 6. Artichokes 7. Brunswick stew 8. Peas ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6045 "2025-06-09T13:25:39Z")
**Foods Found at a Farmers’ Market** 1. Tomatoes 2. Summer squash 3. Apples 4. Strawberries 5. Peaches 6. Artichokes 7. Brunswick stew 8. Peas 9. Corn on the cob ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6046 "2025-06-09T13:56:31Z")
**Foods Found at a Farmers’ Market** 1. Tomatoes 2. Summer squash 3. Apples 4. Strawberries 5. Peaches 6. Artichokes 7. Brunswick stew 8. Peas 9. Corn on the cob 10. Zucchini pass ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6047 "2025-06-10T22:58:35Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. George’s description of an angry sea. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6048 "2025-06-10T23:09:42Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. His gf thought it was revenge because she’d refused to eat something earlier, and the pizza chef was her father. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6049 "2025-06-10T23:20:18Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). In my opinion, the funniest moment in the whole run of the show. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6050 "2025-06-11T12:26:48Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. I’ll leave the reason for George’s antics so someone else can add it to this list. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6051 "2025-06-11T14:34:14Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6052 "2025-06-11T16:39:10Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. 6. The gang goes to the Hamptons to see the new baby, Kramer catches lobsters from commercial lobster traps and feeds them to everyone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6053 "2025-06-14T15:35:17Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. 6. The gang goes to the Hamptons to see the new baby, Kramer catches lobsters from commercial lobster traps and feeds them to everyone. 7. George is caught double-dipping his chip. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6054 "2025-06-14T16:06:41Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. 6. The gang goes to the Hamptons to see the new baby, Kramer catches lobsters from commercial lobster traps and feeds them to everyone. 7. George is caught double-dipping his chip. 8. Elaine doesn’t thank George for buying her a Big Salad. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6055 "2025-06-14T16:20:02Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. 6. The gang goes to the Hamptons to see the new baby, Kramer catches lobsters from commercial lobster traps and feeds them to everyone. 7. George is caught double-dipping his chip. 8. Elaine doesn’t thank George for buying her a Big Salad. 9. Kramer wants to open a restaurant where customers can make their own pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6056 "2025-06-15T01:17:45Z")
**_Seinfeld_ situations involving food** 1. An old man trying to send back soup in a deli. 2. Jerry refusing to eat a pizza after seeing the chef didn’t wash his hands. 3. [Jerry and Kramer are invited to observe an operation, squabble over Junior Mints, and a mint accidentally gets flipped into the incision without the surgical team noticing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwJqkorGam8). 4. Kramer helps George get Susan’s parents out of the house for one of his schemes by giving them a hansom cab ride. Having way too much Beef-a-reeno on hand, Kramer feeds some to the horse, causing excessive equine flatulence. The parents can’t take the odor and end the ride early, thus catching George in his chicanery. 5. A Kenny Rogers Roaster opens across the street, and the excruciatingly bright neon sign turns Kramer’s apartment red. Jerry agrees to swap apartments, provided Kramer continues to protest outside the location, but Kramer becomes addicted to the chicken. 6. The gang goes to the Hamptons to see the new baby, Kramer catches lobsters from commercial lobster traps and feeds them to everyone. 7. George is caught double-dipping his chip. 8. Elaine doesn’t thank George for buying her a Big Salad. 9. Kramer wants to open a restaurant where customers can make their own pizza. 10. Kramer (and others) try to get a Gyro in the time it takes for a subway to unload and load passengers. Only to get their hand arm stuck in the closing door and another passenger take the sandwich from their hand. **Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6057 "2025-06-15T01:27:18Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6058 "2025-06-15T01:53:08Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 3. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6059 "2025-06-15T02:26:02Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 3. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. 4. Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6060 "2025-06-15T03:18:56Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 3. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. 4. Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. 5. You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6061 "2025-06-15T03:40:02Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 3. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. 4. Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. 5. You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. 6. You can’t have your cake and eat it, too. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/6062 "2025-06-15T06:07:13Z")
**Food sayings** 1. Life is a just a bowl of cherries. 2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 3. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. 4. Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. 5. You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. 6. You can’t have your cake and eat it, too. 7. Don’t cry over spilled milk. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=302) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=304)