# Food Feast **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 9, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539 "2019-10-09T17:14:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1041 "2019-12-23T14:16:04Z")
Last thing in the kitchen 1. Stale cereal 2. Jar of pickles 3. Old spices 4. old ice cubes that smell funny 5. A 1.5oz. jar of Cream of Tartar that still has 1.49 oz. in it after 35 years. 6. Pickled lemons 7. That container of unidentifiable stuff in the back of the fridge’s bottom shelf. 8. unopened Ramen foil flavor packet 9. the jar of homemade vegetable soup that the lady who owned the house before us left behind, with the date clearly handwritten a freakin’ 15 years earlier 10. The tin can without the label that nobody can even remember what it is. Next up: Purple foods 1. Grapes ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1042 "2019-12-23T15:00:36Z")
Next up: Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1043 "2019-12-23T15:49:34Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1044 "2019-12-23T15:53:23Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1045 "2019-12-23T16:04:13Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1046 "2019-12-23T17:10:25Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry 6. Plum ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1047 "2019-12-23T17:32:45Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry 6. Plum 7. Purple olives ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1048 "2019-12-23T17:44:20Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry 6. Plum 7. Purple olives 8. Blueberries As George Carlin pointed out, blue on the vine, purple on the plate. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1049 "2019-12-23T17:47:56Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry 6. Plum 7. Purple olives 8. Blueberries 9. Grape drink Also known in certain circles as “grape drank,” and is composed of just three ingredients, according to noted grape drink enthusiast Dave Chappelle: water, sugar, and purple. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1050 "2019-12-23T18:49:48Z")
Purple foods 1. Grapes 2. Mission Figs 3. Eggplant 4. Purple cabbage 5. Elderberry 6. Plum 7. Purple olives 8. Blueberries 9. Grape drink 10. Prunes Christmas Cookie Shapes 11. Star ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1051 "2019-12-23T18:51:14Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1052 "2019-12-23T18:59:56Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1053 "2019-12-23T20:48:14Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1054 "2019-12-23T23:20:37Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1055 "2019-12-24T01:48:04Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men 6. Toy drum ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1056 "2019-12-24T01:51:26Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men 6. Toy drum 7. Snowman ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1057 "2019-12-24T03:16:27Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men 6. Toy drum 7. Snowman 8. Stockings ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1058 "2019-12-24T05:41:07Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men 6. Toy drum 7. Snowman 8. Stockings 9. Round We were pretty unimaginative when we baked Christmas cookies. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1059 "2019-12-24T05:55:59Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > 1. Round > > We were pretty unimaginative when we baked Christmas cookies. I literally LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539/1060 "2019-12-24T14:21:40Z")
Christmas Cookie Shapes 1. Star 2. Christmas trees 3. Santa Claus 4. Angel 5. Gingerbread men 6. Toy drum 7. Snowman 8. Stockings 9. Round 10. Reindeer heads with red (sugar) noses Next up: To hell with Christmas. Tomorrow’s my Birthday Typical Birthday foods 1. Cake [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-feast/841539.md?page=54)