# Food Fight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139 "2000-03-21T23:40:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/1 "2000-03-21T23:40:00Z")
Sounds to me like we need to get some pent up aggression out and what better way than a good food fight! Picks up the chocolate cream pie and throws it at Canadian Sue. Well she was begging me for chocolate earlier. Throws a hand full of mashed potatoes at Democritus just because! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/2 "2000-03-21T23:57:00Z")
Good call Purp. I am ready! Throws strawberries at Doobieous. Throws strawberries at voguevixen. Throws Green Bean at Cheese Head. Incoming!! * * * I will not conduct my own fire drills. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/3 "2000-03-22T00:03:00Z")
:: :DD throws a whole plate of chorizo at Demo, then pours a whole can of Milwaukee’s Best down his shirt::: There, now I feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/4 "2000-03-22T00:05:00Z")
Of course 😃 should be DD. So sue me (wait, I better not even **joke** about that, uh?) ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/5 "2000-03-22T00:06:00Z")
Hmmmmm, suddenly I have this craving for chorizo and beer. * * * I will not conduct my own fire drills. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/6 "2000-03-22T00:07:00Z")
Ouch! Green Bean picks herself up and launches herself at UncleBeer, cause she’s still mad at him for the “gumming on the green bean” thing from the B\*\*w J\*b thread… ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/7 "2000-03-22T01:27:00Z")
:: catapults large black olives across the room at DD. Shakes up her beer and drenches all of you:: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/8 "2000-03-22T01:30:00Z")
Jeez Louise… have you been drinking again PCW? Don’t you ever ever waste good chocolate… ya hear? 😉 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/9 "2000-03-22T01:30:00Z")
Throws tamales at Demo Throws chile at Doobieous (carefully avoiding eyes) Begins unloading truckload of cilantro ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/10 "2000-03-22T02:08:00Z")
OK, we need some Technicolor here. : :Dumps bowl of lime jello on Cristi:: That’s for saying good things about Disneyland! :::SPLAT::: * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/11 "2000-03-22T03:44:00Z")
::throws some peanuts at techchick:: : :Dodges a vat of guacamole:: * * * I will not instigate revolution. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/12 "2000-03-22T03:51:00Z")
Kinoons comes in twirling two cans of cheese whiz, hosing down the room * * * Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/13 "2000-03-22T04:08:00Z")
Just like me to stare off at the wall and daydream while being pelted with food. ::Licking the mashed potatoes, chorizo and tamale sauce off my face:: Yummm! I would not, could not drink the Milwaukee’s Best. Not in a house, not with a mouse, etc… ::Searching through cupboards…:: Ahh ha! Take that!(Cream of mushroom soup down Purp’s shirt) and THAT! (Creamed corn at DD’s head) And THAT! (Creamed spinach at SeaDiver) See how they like that! I needed to get rid of that crap anyway. So much for the food drive… ::Snickering, and then slipping in the jello and falling on my ass:: Grrrrr… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/14 "2000-03-22T04:10:00Z")
Well, now that I’m down here on the ground anyway… ::Tossing gobs of the mixed up food slop on the floor at Psy, Doob and Techie!:: Watch out, it’s sliiiiipery! ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/15 "2000-03-22T04:24:00Z")
Ummmm, Demo, I don’t know how to tell you this, but in a food fight it’s generally considered good form to take the food out of the cans before throwing it. (This applies to glass jars as well.) As your aim was, shall we say, a little spotty, there was no harm done (except for some nifty dents in the walls). But next time, let’s try to go easy on the canned goods, okay. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/16 "2000-03-22T04:37:00Z")
Sorry, too much coffee today… Still, the thought of the actual **can** of cream of mushroom soup going down Purp’s shirt is pretty damn funny… ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/17 "2000-03-22T06:37:00Z")
::raids the weinermobile and throws, ummmm, wieners around the room.:: Relish, anyone? * * * I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/18 "2000-03-22T15:34:00Z")
::throws fromage at ChiefScott:: I am not a cheesehead! : :picks up a pecan cheesecake(from the newly open Cheesecake Factory @Macys)and puts it safly away:: I won’t waist good food! : :picks up box of Boca Bugers & flings the pattys like fisbes across the room:: ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/19 "2000-03-22T15:38:00Z")
:: launches a 21 can o’ spam salute :: ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/20 "2000-03-22T15:58:00Z")
w00h00! Senseless acts of violence with food! : :pelts Rosebud with Koogle. Gets angry when she delightedly begins eating it.:: “HEY! No fair, you can’t ENJOY getting hit!” * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139.md?page=2)