# Food Fight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139 "2000-03-21T23:40:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/41 "2000-03-22T21:35:00Z")
I’m a vegetarian, so I hope you’ll all refrain from hitting me with meat prod-- OW! ::removes slice of bologna from forehead:: I’d like a poncho,please. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/42 "2000-03-22T21:58:00Z")
::tiptoes through the door, sets up camp behind the counter, and with a series of rapid underhand tosses flings scoops of raspberry sherbert at everyone who hasn’t bought a poncho from SwimmingRiddles yet:: ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/43 "2000-03-22T23:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, Demo, watch out, cover your…ooohhhhhhh. Sorry about that, dude. Here, I’ll call a proctologist right away. Maybe he can remove it. ::Bouncing around on my bum:: Hey! This is more fun than a Hippity-Hoppity! 😉 * * * Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting. Fellas if you need help, use ginseng. –Wyclef Jean ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/44 "2000-03-22T23:27:00Z")
Shadowfox walks into the room, wagging her finger at the food fighters… “didn’t anybody tell you how bad it is to waste food? There are starving children in Assboink, Idaho that would give up their third arm to be able to eat some of this food!” Shadowfox stomps back out, shouting over her shoulder “And I am not cleaning this up!” * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/45 "2000-03-23T00:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\* ::Bouncing around on my bum:: > > Hey! This is more fun than a Hippity-Hopp! ;)\*\* And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don’t ever say that I never did anything good for you. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/46 "2000-03-23T00:53:00Z")
:::the oblivious Cristi, who has been standing in the corner reading the Disney Channel Magazine & humming “It’s A Small World” to herself, suddenly awakens to find herself covered in lime jello, Spam, and salad::: Hey! What in the Sam Hill is going on here? :::ducks as Green Bean sails across the room again::: Food fight? Woohoo! :::empties purse, and begins peppering Bluepony with Altoids & beef jerky, then whirls, catches a flying piece of watermelon from Myron’s Sledge-O-Matic, and flings it back at him, nailing him right between the eyes::: * * * This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/47 "2000-03-23T01:12:00Z")
## Narile walks in, looks around, briefly considers tossing some dwarf bread into the melee, but it is a friendly fight, so he just starts hurling twinkies in random directions. \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/48 "2000-03-23T01:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don’t ever say that I never did anything good for you. Have you ever thought of going into the sdvertising business DD? You make it sound like so much _fuuuun_! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/49 "2000-03-23T02:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Narile: > **Narile walks in, looks around, briefly considers tossing some dwarf bread into the melee, but it is a friendly fight, so he just starts hurling twinkies in random directions.** **NO!** Don’t throw the Twinkies! Twinkies are a rare commodity these days in the Northeast. Stomps out again…I’m still not going to clean this mess up! * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Overengineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ab992/32.png) [@Overengineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Overengineer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/50 "2000-03-23T02:22:00Z")
Green Bean stuffs herself FIRMLY up Billdo’s nose. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/51 "2000-03-23T02:26:00Z")
Green Bean yanks herself out of Billdo’s nose and runs over to the Overengineer. Yells “Quit messing with my browser settings and welcome to the SDMB!” Dumps a plate of linguine with clam sauce over the Overengineer’s head and runs back to Billdo. Jams herself back up Billdo’s nose. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/52 "2000-03-23T02:48:00Z")
Slings some spaghetti at Sqrcub, then launches meatballs randomly around the room. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/53 "2000-03-23T05:51:00Z")
\ EEEEWWWWWWWWW! Now I’ve got spaghetti sauce dripping down my arm!\< realizing that it could’ve been worse, she just laughs\> Thanks! Fillet, I like raspberry sherbert, only NOT up my nose and dripping into my, hehehe, well, anyway.\ HEY! \ Sealemon88! Watch where you’re throwing those things!! Grabbing up a couple of handfulls of all the stuff on the floor, she starts throwing it at anyone within range, hitting Green Bean on her way by, being thrown by someone else now. Hehehe, sorry, Green Bean, wasn’t aiming for you! * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/54 "2000-03-23T05:53:00Z")
Geeesh! BY, I meant. :o Darn typo, jumping in here, just when I finally convinced everyone I knew how to spell. * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/55 "2000-03-23T17:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And you can copy pictures and text from newspapers, too! Hey, don’t ever say that I never did anything good for you. > > Have you ever thought of going into the sdvertising business DD? You make it sound > like so much fuuuun! ::SwimmingRiddles negotiates a corporate merger with Democritus, who has, by this time, set up a fairly luctritive photocopying business.:: BUY STOCK IN SWIMMINGCRITUS INDUSTRIES HERE!!! I love Capitalism. ::throws pudding across the room just to celebrate going public:: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/56 "2000-03-24T06:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > HEY! \ Sealemon88! Watch where you’re throwing those things!! I _am_ watching where I throw 'em! That’s why I didn’t miss! HAHAHA! \< bounces another meatball right between PB’s eyes \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/57 "2000-03-24T00:08:00Z")
::feels the need to point out that SWIMMINGCRITUS sounds like a skin condition:: * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/58 "2000-03-24T00:21:00Z")
:::takes a small bite of one of the meatballs that just boinked off her forehead::: Hey! These are good! Did Chef Troy make these? :::begins slinging matzo balls & gefilte fish::: * * * This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/59 "2000-03-24T00:27:00Z")
Well, now, Passover IS coming right up… :: begins flinging round matzos like Frisbees :: ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/60 "2000-03-24T01:48:00Z")
Myron reels, and adjusts the watermelon as a helmet. Having run out of melons, begins using sledge-o-matic as driver, sending over-ripe avocadoes at PCW, who after all, started it! Then sneaks out to pick up some nacho chips. * * * Imbibo, ergo sum. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139.md?page=4)