# Food Fight!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139 "2000-03-21T23:40:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/61 "2000-03-24T01:53:00Z")

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Vestal, seeing MVH trying to be sneaky lets fly with a volley of olives from his slingshot, Driving him to the floor where he breaks all the nacho chips.

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VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/62 "2000-03-24T02:02:00Z")

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Hey, is this the post party for…?

::SPLAT!:: [catches the orbiting guacamole right in the face]

Why do I have green goo dripping off my chin? ::licks lips:: And it needs more lime in it, too.

Well, just for that I’ll use these little ol’ White Castle burgers for projectiles in retaliation! They’ll getcha one way or the other…

::nails Christi dead center with a soggy mini-burger::

Veb

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/63 "2000-03-24T02:13:00Z")

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\< reaching into bag \>

Right. It’s on now!

\< Flings McRib sandwiches like a ninja on crack \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/64 "2000-03-24T03:01:00Z")

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Noooooo! Not White Castles! AAAAAAGH!

:::crumpling like Superman on kryptonite:::

Spam…must…have…Spam…

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/65 "2000-03-24T03:49:00Z")

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::: Billdo, popping up and grabbing the last can of spam from the 21-spam salute jumps to Christi and gently slides a bit of the pink food product into her gently closing lips :::

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/66 "2000-03-24T03:52:00Z")

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::: after reviving Christi, Billdo approaches mega :::

::: starts slapping mega in the face with saucy noodles :::

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/67 "2000-03-24T03:54:00Z")

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TAADAA!

Thank you, Billdo! Much obliged!

:: :picks up a chunk of watermelon from the floor, & whips melon-baller out of purse:::

Oh yes. These are perfect!

:::begins randomly pegging people with melon balls:::

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/68 "2000-03-24T05:00:00Z")

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:: Green Bean, tired and bruised after being thrown about the room, jumps into Cristi’s purse to take a breather. ::

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/69 "2000-03-24T05:12:00Z")

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Um, Christi, on behalf of all of the males in the room, we’d appreciate you not pulling the balls of things and throwing them around. . . . Oh, a watermellon. Well, carry on.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/70 "2000-03-24T05:45:00Z")

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\<having been knocked on the floor by Sealemon’s meatball, purplebear tries to stagger to her feet, only to get hit by some random olives VB is launching, and falling back down, decides to crawl away to get more ammo\>

\<finding some meatballs on the floor, she grabs several, and begins pelting Christi, Sealemon, Billdo, and Veb with them, not to mention VB, trying to slink over by the door\>

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/15139/71 "2000-03-26T06:04:00Z")

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Man, I can really kill a thread, can’t I?

_sigh_ sorry about that.

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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