# Food fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615 "2006-01-05T19:28:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/1 "2006-01-05T19:28:43Z")
_dumps a plate of gravy over **Harimad-Sol** ’s head_ _throws a gob of mashed potatoes at **NoClueBoy** while his head is turned_ You want a pickle? Here’s a pickle. _puts a pickle down **Mr Bus Guy** ’s shirt_ _scoops up some punch in a glass and throws it all over **Anaamika** ’s pants_ I don’t expect this thread to last very long 😛 but I’ll get in as much fun as I can while the going’s good. _smears jelly over the face of **SkipMagic** and **Cajun Man** _ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/2 "2006-01-05T19:30:58Z")
Well, seeing as how I’m not wearing any pants (I’m home sick, what do YOU usualkly wear while at home?) no harm done! But let’s see…\*dumps a whole bowl of cold chicken-noodle soup all over \*\*Idle Thoughts’ \*_head_ _throws mint chocolate chip ice cream at **Malacandra** _ **SkipMagic**?! Me too! _stuffs a leftover grilled cheese sammich down Skipper’s pants_ Woohoo! Fun! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/3 "2006-01-05T19:36:14Z")
Launches Honey Baked Ham in **lno** ’s general direction. Hits **Giraffe** upside the head with a damp sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/4 "2006-01-05T19:38:24Z")
At least I got a pickle out of this… Turns and tosses a bowl of soggy cereal at **Idle Thoughts**. Starts to empty a bag of crumpled potato chips into the back of **Anaamika** ’s pants. Stops quickly, appraises situation, empties bag over her head instead. Chases **Inigo** with a handful of cooked brussel sprouts, tossing them at his head. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/5 "2006-01-05T19:52:51Z")
_starts whipping coconuts at everyone in sight until the basic rules of food fight etiquette are properly explained to him_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/6 "2006-01-05T19:59:44Z")
_bonks **Hal** over the head with a leg of lamb, then shakes a fish at him_ ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/7 "2006-01-05T20:04:14Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > _bonks **Hal** over the head with a leg of lamb, then shakes a fish at him_ HA! … **Hal** …leg of lamb…see, now that’s good. _Starts loading Ricolas into the slingshot and taking aim. Spots **Twickster** across the room, pulls back on the sling…_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/8 "2006-01-05T20:07:42Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > HA! … **Hal** …leg of lamb…see, now that’s good. I can’t believe seven whole minutes went by without somebody beating me to it. And if you want those Ricolas to _stick_, you have to lick them first, like JuJuBes. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/9 "2006-01-05T20:28:44Z")
See if you can guess what I am now. SPLAT! A zit! ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/10 "2006-01-05T22:08:41Z")
- flings [bacon-infused pancakes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352666) at **Greebo Ogg** \* _grabs the grape syrup and squirts it at **Kythereia** _ ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/11 "2006-01-05T22:59:05Z")
A food fight without cream pies? Ya’ll should be ashamed of yourselves. _Brings in a cart of pies and starts flinging them every which direction, starting with Ivylass for beating me to the zit bit_ ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/12 "2006-01-06T00:52:42Z")
_catapults mashed potatoes sprinkled with peas at **ZebraShaSha** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/13 "2006-01-06T02:14:14Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > _grabs the grape syrup and squirts it at **Kythereia** _ Why, you–! _sprays him with soda pop_ _tosses slices of chocolate cake at **Anaamika** , throws a dish of Bananas Foster at **flamingbananas** , dumps caviar and champagne over **Inigo** ’s head_ ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/14 "2006-01-06T02:50:19Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Why, you–! _sprays him with soda pop_ > > _tosses slices of chocolate cake at **Anaamika** , throws a dish of Bananas Foster at **flamingbananas** , dumps caviar and champagne over **Inigo** ’s head_ Hey, you fight with good food! Slinging a creme brulee at **Kythereia** and standing by for some goodies to come flying my way. And for good measure, pulling a soggy Ricola out and shooting it \*\*Anyrose’\*\*s way… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/15 "2006-01-06T02:59:09Z")
Loads trebuchet, launches a In-n-Out DoubleDouble at **Johnny LA**. Rapid-fires kippers at **Miller**. Oh, **Dex**! Think fast…\ Like the eclair? ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/16 "2006-01-06T03:10:24Z")
::walks in:: :eek: ::walks right back out:: ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/17 "2006-01-06T06:12:12Z")
_Grabs **JustAnotherGeek** by the collar and drags him back in and face first right into a cherry pie_ ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/18 "2006-01-06T07:46:50Z")
grabs a bottle of Spanish Cava, shakes well, sprays **Anaamika** with it. throws smoked trout at **Mr. Bus Guy**. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/19 "2006-01-06T13:04:43Z")
Jello! I’ve got Jello! _balances a big pot of loose Jello over the door_ While I’m waiting - **Mr Bus Guy** , that’s a great idea! _starts licking Ricolas and flinging them every which way_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615/20 "2006-01-06T14:01:45Z")
Time for the good old-fashioned whipped cream can. I choose to spray indiscriminately. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-fight/338615.md?page=2)