# Food Network Drinking Games **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116 "2010-12-06T04:44:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/21 "2010-12-06T17:22:39Z")
Every time Kerry Vincent disapproves of someone’s sugar or fondant work on Challenge. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/22 "2010-12-06T17:36:32Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Anne Burrell and her “demon” voice. On another board I frequent someone proposed the idea that has a mild form of tourette’s and that’s how it manifests…does that seem probable? Otherwise I have to wonder if she really is possesed… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/23 "2010-12-06T17:39:30Z")
It’s very clearly done for emphasis. The growled words are not random. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/24 "2010-12-06T17:49:33Z")
Whenever Alton Brown talks about “bringing” something “to the party.” Also, whenever he pulls out that precious little kosher salt cup of his. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/25 "2010-12-06T18:18:10Z")
Every time Ted utters the dreaded, “You wil be chopped” ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/26 "2010-12-06T18:38:13Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Take a drink whenever Giada exaggerates Italian words (“Free-TA-TA!”) Interesting choice of example. Back on her old show, _Everyday Italian_, Giada was quite fond of wearing low-cut tops. I kept waiting for her tatas to break free – they never did, unfortunately. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/27 "2010-12-06T18:45:31Z")
> [@3waygeek](#): > > Interesting choice of example. Back on her old show, _Everyday Italian_, Giada was quite fond of wearing low-cut tops. I kept waiting for her tatas to break free – they never did, unfortunately. 😃 So you were wanting frittatas? 😃 d&r ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/28 "2010-12-06T18:59:17Z")
> [@3waygeek](#): > > Interesting choice of example. Back on her old show, _Everyday Italian_, Giada was quite fond of wearing low-cut tops. Oh she still is. When she gets to working on dough with a rolling pin, those ripe little apples look like they will pop clean out. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/29 "2010-12-06T19:56:39Z")
Speaking of Giada, take a drink everytime the camera does a close-up of her faandes she makes one of her big toothy fake smiles. Then kiss your liver goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/30 "2010-12-06T20:16:49Z")
> [@lawoot](#): > > OR at least the phrase “golden brown and delicious!” _drinks_ (Hint: see post right above yours. :)) Oh, and can’t forget “your patience will be rewarded.” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/31 "2010-12-06T20:18:16Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > _drinks_ (Hint: see post right above yours. :)) > > Oh, and can’t forget “your patience will be rewarded.” And: “Walk away…just walk away…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/32 "2010-12-07T04:16:20Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Or “golden brown and delicious.” > [@runner pat](#): > > Don’t forget “the only uni-tasker allowed in my kitchen”. > [@joebuck20](#): > > Also when he does the ice pick demonstration of why certain frozen foods get mushy. Chug when that happens. > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Whenever Alton Brown talks about “bringing” something “to the party.” Also, whenever he pulls out that precious little kosher salt cup of his. > [@Leaper](#): > > _drinks_ (Hint: see post right above yours. :)) > > Oh, and can’t forget “your patience will be rewarded.” > [@bouv](#): > > And: > > “Walk away…just walk away…” “Oh, bother” Alton seems to be leading the pack. ---
**Author:** ![FalconFinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@FalconFinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FalconFinder)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116/33 "2010-12-07T22:24:05Z")
This website beat you to it: [http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/the-food-network-drinking-game/](http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/03/the-food-network-drinking-game/) Funny stuff! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-network-drinking-games/563116.md?page=1)