# Food to Annoy Party Guests **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506 "2000-11-24T04:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/41 "2000-11-26T04:25:46Z")
Little Smokies in cherry pie filling Chicken wings with BBQ sauce Little Porcupine meatballs in sweet sauce No forks or partytoothpicks and cheap napkins ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/42 "2000-11-26T04:50:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by justwannano \* > **Little Porcupine meatballs in sweet sauce** I don’t come equipped with meatballs. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/43 "2000-11-26T04:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*These are some of my favorite foods! \*\* You should meet my ex-roommate Dave. He thinks a fine three course meal is Bush’s Baked Beans, Club crackers, and mayonnaise. **head cheese** I was once at my friend’s house, and his mom asks me if I would like a sandwich. Sure, I says. Out comes the sandwich, on a six inch sub roll. After taking a few bites, I decide that I’ve had enough. In fact, I decide that I have never had a worse sandwich in my life. I take off the top to look inside it, and guess what is staring back at me? **goat cheese** Goddammit, I like goat cheese. Spreading a little goat cheese on a freshly toasted baguette is a tasty treat. **wring, Snooooopy** , you are cordially not invited to my goat cheese tasting party. **porcupine** , you can be the guest of honor. **pickled pig’s feet** When my dad used to work construction, he knew a guy that would eat a jar of pickled pig’s feet every day for lunch. Mmmm. **beatle** , I am glad I wasn’t drinking when I read your horse turd story. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/44 "2000-11-26T04:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > **corvus > How about using Sauer Kraut Juice in that Cheezy Macaroni Delite. ::hurl::** Oh dear god… That’s just evil ::runs frantically to bathroom:: ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/45 "2000-11-26T05:05:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*Has anybody ever seen Treet? It’s OFF-BRAND Spam. OFF-BRAND SPAM! Imagine a food where Spam is considered the high-grade version. And be afraid. \*\* **Snooooopy** , I _love_ you!!! No one ever has any idea what I am talking about when I mention this! My father loves that stuff. His favorite meal in the world is fried Treet with Great Northern beans!! (mayo on the side!) You now have my vote for most Cosmopolitan poster! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/46 "2000-11-26T05:10:15Z")
**corvus** , how about some Jack Dean Tyler style buttered toast to go along with Cheezy Macaroni Delite? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/47 "2000-11-26T05:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\ ***corvus** , how about some Jack Dean Tyler style buttered toast to go along with Cheezy Macaroni Delite? 😃 \*\* Thank you very much. I had finally successfully repressed the memory of that post. Now, thanks to you it all just came crashing back. I hope you’re happy now. 🙂 I fear that this will be one of those images that haunts me to my grave. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506/48 "2000-11-26T05:48:49Z")
Well, you could always serve them cured slices of ram’s testicles. Yes, I have seen them served and seen people actually eat them; no, I’ve never tried it myself. It is always funny when people ask you what it is and they get a horrified look when you tell them, especially if they had seen someone heap a bunch on their plate alongside a big chunk of head cheese. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/food-to-annoy-party-guests/42506.md?page=2)