# Foods that make noise? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 20, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719 "2013-08-20T15:32:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/1 "2013-08-20T15:32:07Z")
… I mean, other than a crunch if they are crunchy. Fresh cheese curds squeak as you bite them. Sometimes I think it is a dying expression of pain. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/2 "2013-08-20T16:36:30Z")
Most of the animal kingdom? ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/3 "2013-08-20T16:49:25Z")
Pop Rocks! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/4 "2013-08-20T16:51:05Z")
I could be classless and say something about beans, but I won’t. 'Cause I’m classy. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/5 "2013-08-20T16:51:07Z")
The combination of boiling water and lobster is an absolute symphony. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/6 "2013-08-20T16:57:57Z")
First one that came to my mind was Rice Krispies. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/7 "2013-08-20T17:13:34Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Most of the animal kingdom? That’s kind of what I was thinking. Depends upon who you are and what your food is. I would imagine a large land predators food make quite a bit of noise as it’s being eaten. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/8 "2013-08-20T17:42:31Z")
After an insane day of dealing with summer reading prize-collection, there is nothing as soothing as listening to the head on my beer tell me it’s going to be alright. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/9 "2013-08-20T17:51:32Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > After an insane day of dealing with summer reading prize-collection, there is nothing as soothing as listening to the head on my beer tell me it’s going to be alright. Beer is the best kind of food. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/10 "2013-08-21T00:24:09Z")
How about foods served on a very hot dish, such that they’re still sizzling at the table? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/11 "2013-08-21T00:45:45Z")
> [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > Beer is the best kind of food. I’ll drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/12 "2013-08-21T01:10:42Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > … I mean, other than a crunch if they are crunchy. > > Fresh cheese curds squeak as you bite them. Sometimes I think it is a dying expression of pain. 😛 I was going to mention Cheese Curds and then I saw who the OP was and knew I wouldn’t have to mention it. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/13 "2013-08-21T01:41:09Z")
tsukemono (japanese pickled cabbage) is often squeaky. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/14 "2013-08-21T01:50:23Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Pop Rocks! They make even more noise when you chase them with Coke and your stomach explodes. ---
**Author:** ![Werekoala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7993a0/32.png) [@Werekoala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Werekoala)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/15 "2013-08-21T02:42:25Z")
Celery or apples crunchiness. An unmistakable sound. You hear someone biting into one of those and you know instantly what it is. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/16 "2013-08-21T06:03:37Z")
Any kind of bean? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-that-make-noise/666719/17 "2013-08-21T14:41:56Z")
> [@Werekoala](#): > > Celery or apples crunchiness. An unmistakable sound. You hear someone biting into one of those and you know instantly what it is. Same with carrots. > [@terentii](#): > > Any kind of bean? 😕 Old joke about beans giving people gas.