# Foods you wish existed
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [September 7, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732 "2014-09-07T04:54:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/1 "2014-09-07T04:54:35Z")
I brought his up in a different thread and thought it would be interesting as its own thread:
I wish they made chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Like like chocolate chip cookies but I would like to just taste the cookie part sometimes. One time some company had a magazine ad where they pictured this kind of cookie and I got excited thing it was real but realized they were using it as an example of something that was incomplete. So disappointed.
What kind of food would you like to see?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/2 "2014-09-07T05:04:52Z")
I’m waiting for them to come out with the Jalepeno Cheese flavored Cheetos in the puffy variety. Always with the crunchy. What’s the matter with these people?
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### Author:  [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/3 "2014-09-07T06:25:52Z")
Fish bread. An ordinary loaf of bread, but with a zesty fish flavor to it. You’ve got garlic bread; why not shrimp bread? Or anchovy bread?
Bagels and lox, right? So why not a lox bagel, with the flavor baked right into the bread?
Also: a blueberry milkshake! Yum! I’m sure there actually is such a thing, but I’ve never seen it.
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### Author:  [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/4 "2014-09-07T06:30:53Z")
I haven’t baked in years, but I used to make chocolate chipless cookies. Delicious.
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/5 "2014-09-07T06:41:42Z")
Bread that doesn’t go to crap when you heat it in the microwave.
I would love to have hot sandwiches at work.
Also, I wish BBQ Fritos ( the original, not that honey twist crap)and sugar free Kool Aid were a thing again.
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### Author:  [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/6 "2014-09-07T06:50:49Z")
The [Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag](http://vimeo.com/90127834) that I keep hoping Taco Town will serve someday.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/7 "2014-09-07T11:46:43Z")
Lembas.
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/8 "2014-09-07T14:08:48Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Lembas.
Dammit, I came in just to post that. 😛
Oh well, how about ent-draughts, or miruvor then.
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### Author:  [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/9 "2014-09-07T14:43:40Z")
I wish cookies would grow like tomatoes or peppers. That way they would count as a vegetable. Or possibly a fruit.
> [@Quimby](#):
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> I wish they made chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Like like chocolate chip cookies but I would like to just taste the cookie part sometimes. One time some company had a magazine ad where they pictured this kind of cookie and I got excited thing it was real but realized they were using it as an example of something that was incomplete. So disappointed.
It’s pretty easy to make chocolate chip cookies. Even easier if you don’t add the chips. And even more easier if you don’t want to bake them.
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### Author:  [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/10 "2014-09-07T15:35:27Z")
[Homer Simpson]A magical animal that you can get bacon, pork and ham from.[/Homer Simpson]
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### Author:  [@Samantha\_Leigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Samantha_Leigh)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/11 "2014-09-07T16:07:41Z")
Butter pecan ice cream without the pecans. I am not a fan of things I have to chew in my ice cream.
I can get this at Cold Stone and the like, but I would love Blue Bell to make it.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/12 "2014-09-07T17:02:05Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> The [Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag](http://vimeo.com/90127834) that I keep hoping Taco Town will serve someday.
You know, if you ask them, they’ll add onion rings, cheese curds, and BBQ chicken nuggets to that. It’s a secret menu item.
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/13 "2014-09-07T17:02:48Z")
Zero calorie pizza.
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### Author:  [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/14 "2014-09-07T17:23:24Z")
A perfect breakfast muffin. I can make them myself, but I don’t understand why there isn’t a convenient one on the market. Take any normal muffin recipe that you like the flavor of and replace half the flour with whey powder. Add soluble fiber to equal 1/2 the RDA per serving, and vitamin supplement “chips” (much like the chewable gummi vitamins) in a complementary flavor.
Now seriously, how hard was that? It’s delicious, convenient, and provides all your vitamins, half your protein and half your fiber for the day in one compact meal.
IAW, I still want bachelor chow. No I haven’t tried soylent yet, but I keep meaning to do so.
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### Author:  [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/15 "2014-09-07T17:35:26Z")
> [@Fleetwood](#):
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> [Homer Simpson]A magical animal that you can get bacon, pork and ham from.[/Homer Simpson]
And that beer that has candy floating in it…you know, Skittlebrau.
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### Author:  [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/16 "2014-09-07T21:35:16Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> The [Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag](http://vimeo.com/90127834) that I keep hoping Taco Town will serve someday.
Somebody actually tried making that in real [life](http://blog.sublimedirectory.com/2009/03/11/the-taco-town-dream-is-realized/).
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/17 "2014-09-07T21:48:01Z")
> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Fish bread. An ordinary loaf of bread, but with a zesty fish flavor to it. You’ve got garlic bread; why not shrimp bread? Or anchovy bread?
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> Bagels and lox, right? So why not a lox bagel, with the flavor baked right into the bread?
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> Also: a blueberry milkshake! Yum! I’m sure there actually is such a thing, but I’ve never seen it.
If you have a Sonic’s or a Dairy Queen, you might ask about a blueberry milkshake.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/18 "2014-09-07T21:48:58Z")
> [@Quimby](#):
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> I brought his up in a different thread and thought it would be interesting as its own thread:
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> I wish they made chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Like like chocolate chip cookies but I would like to just taste the cookie part sometimes. One time some company had a magazine ad where they pictured this kind of cookie and I got excited thing it was real but realized they were using it as an example of something that was incomplete. So disappointed.
So much yes. I’m always looking for the chocolate chip cookie with the fewest chips. Then I have to decide my order of attack - do I eat the chippiest part first so that I can savor the chip free area, or do I go for the chip free bestest part first and then finish with the chippy part? The only solution is to eat far too many chocolate chip cookies. 😃
Sure, I could bake my own, but that’s, like, effortfull…
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/19 "2014-09-07T21:49:23Z")
> [@Samantha\_Leigh](#):
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> Butter pecan ice cream without the pecans. I am not a fan of things I have to chew in my ice cream.
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> I can get this at Cold Stone and the like, but I would love Blue Bell to make it.
I think it was once discussed here that was maple ice cream.
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### Author:  [@regularshow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/regularshow)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2014, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foods-you-wish-existed/697732/20 "2014-09-07T23:29:04Z")
> [@Quimby](#):
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> I brought his up in a different thread and thought it would be interesting as its own thread:
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> I wish they made chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Like like chocolate chip cookies but I would like to just taste the cookie part sometimes. One time some company had a magazine ad where they pictured this kind of cookie and I got excited thing it was real but realized they were using it as an example of something that was incomplete. So disappointed.
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> What kind of food would you like to see?
Actually chocolate chip cookies are supposed to have just that, one chocolate chip per cookie. Least that is something I thought. 🆒
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