# foolsguinea, get your worthless self down here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617 "2014-06-25T16:13:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/41 "2014-06-25T23:07:12Z")
Some of my best friends are Jews, so I’m off the hook. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/42 "2014-06-25T23:09:00Z")
No. You forgot to mention that _you’re not a racist, but…_ ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/43 "2014-06-25T23:09:24Z")
Of course the Jews aren’t controlling Hollywood. Gay atheist Jews, yes. But not all the Jews. That’s crazy. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/44 "2014-06-25T23:16:40Z")
I never get my dividend check. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/45 "2014-06-25T23:19:53Z")
Does anyone even get what the fuck **foolsguinea** was saying? It’s like, Jews run Hollywood, but not really, and it’s sad that they don’t, because it would be good for them to be in power, and they’d be happy about it? Or something? > [@bup](#): > > Performance art? Are Jews white people or not in this piece? Is the irony of making racist statements about white people intentional or not? Like all good art, this poses more questions than it answers. While I get what you mean, there are actually a good many black Jews as well – and I’m not just talking about Lenny Kravitz, or Sammy Davis Jr. [Beta Israel](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israel) ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/46 "2014-06-25T23:24:35Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I never get my dividend check. ☹ As a white male, I feel you. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/47 "2014-06-25T23:24:41Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I never get my dividend check. ☹ I’ll hand you a cut of my pharm-a-shill money. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/48 "2014-06-25T23:42:08Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > I’ll hand you a cut of my pharm-a-shill money. > > 😉 Nah, my husband gets that one, being a big pharma shill and all that as well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/49 "2014-06-25T23:47:55Z")
Jews own the media? Good! I like the media so if the Jews own it, then I’m glad their evenhanded rule and good management has made prosperous the movie and TV industry, giving us wonderful shows like BBT and Walking Dead, and terrific movies likes Lord of the Rings and the first Transformers (though they kind of dropped the ball on the 2nd one). I, for one, love our Jewish overlords, seriously, because they do a damn good job. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/50 "2014-06-26T00:23:34Z")
I didn’t even see this disgusting little assertion of his: > [@](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17491593&postcount=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17491593&postcount=5) > > Was this after 2003? > > Then, given diminished capacity due to alcohol, claiming Jews started, “All the wars,” is pretty understandable. > > I’m not saying it’s accurate, but it’s understandable. **foolsguinea** , You miserable little twit. You pathetic dumbass. You birdbrained ninny. You sad little boy. You troll. You mold on the shower of humanity. You aren’t fit to kiss my feet. You aren’t fit to change my three old’s diapers. You sir, should not be allowed to post on the net. You have all the morals of an anti-vaxer and the brains of someone who puts mayonnaise on a pastrami sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/51 "2014-06-26T00:30:12Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > and the brains of someone who puts mayonnaise on a pastrami sandwich. Fuuuuuuuck. That got _dark_. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/52 "2014-06-26T00:49:25Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Fuuuuuuuck. That got _dark_. I could do worse. As in pastrami on mayonnaise _and white bread._ But I held back in the interests of not grossing everyone out. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/53 "2014-06-26T00:51:49Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > I could do worse. As in pastrami on mayonnaise _and white bread._ …with sweet pickle relish out of a squeeze bottle. ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/54 "2014-06-26T00:54:07Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > …with sweet pickle relish out of a squeeze bottle. What the _fuck_, dude? Can’t we stay civilized at all? ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/55 "2014-06-26T00:56:39Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > I could do worse. As in pastrami on mayonnaise _and white bread._ > > But I held back in the interests of not grossing everyone out. > [@Scumpup](#): > > …with sweet pickle relish out of a squeeze bottle. You people are _cruel._ ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/56 "2014-06-26T01:08:26Z")
> [@storyteller0910](#): > > What the _fuck_, dude? Can’t we stay civilized at all? This is why we can’t have a nice Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/57 "2014-06-26T02:58:01Z")
Hey, at least it’s not ketchup on a hot dog. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/58 "2014-06-26T03:31:00Z")
Apropos of nothing, but [here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=726810) the thread in question. I’m relieved to have started a thread that resulted in a Pitting, and not been the one actually getting his ass chewed out. Though I figure that’ll change now that I mentioned it. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/59 "2014-06-26T03:53:00Z")
Well I did like it when Mel Brooks was in charge of Hollywood and we got Blazing Saddles ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/60 "2014-06-26T15:20:51Z")
> **[I would like to apologize to the Jewish people...the rest of you are on a...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=726920)** > > I’m not sure I should care what you lot think of me, but for the record, I am not an anti-Semite, anti-Jewish, or even generally bigoted.\[sup\]\*\[/sup\] I am tactless, fascinated by absurd conspiracy theory, and tend to “think aloud” more than is... Oh _wow_. 😃 > [@](#): > > I would like to apologize to the Jewish people…the rest of you are on a case-by-case basis > [@](#): > > I am really stupid, though, I’ll cop to that. Or as stupid as a moderately broadly read person with an intelligence in the top percentile of IQ can be expected to be. Genius. Pure genius. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617.md?page=4)