# foolsguinea, get your worthless self down here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 25, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617 "2014-06-25T16:13:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/81 "2014-06-26T21:57:42Z")

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There is a huge difference between a certain group being represented and “running” something, which clearly implies some sort of unified agenda that they share by virtue of being Jews. It’s naive to pretend that’s not exactly what’s meant when people “muse” that the Jews are running anything.

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**Author:** ![Mithras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mithras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mithras)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/82 "2014-06-26T22:01:20Z")

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Huh. I didn’t realize that around a dozen and a half people (some of whom are dead) made every decision in Hollywood.

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/83 "2014-06-26T22:15:43Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> This is not clearly anti-Semitic. It seems more like musing. Or is musing disallowed?

This seems like a huge non sequitur. Musing and racist aren’t mutually exclusive. I mean I guess “I wonder if [ethnic group] [fulfills stereotype] because [reason]” is better than “[ethnic group] [fulfills stereotype] because [reason],” but not by a whole lot.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/84 "2014-06-26T22:16:39Z")

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> [@Mithras](#):
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> Huh. I didn’t realize that around a dozen and a half people (some of whom are dead) made every decision in Hollywood.

Actually, over half the people on that list are dead.

If they’re still running things in Hollywood, there are indeed dark powers afoot. :eek:

> [@septimus](#):
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> I was startled! Almost every click led to “Jewish.”

Please tell me this is parody.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/85 "2014-06-26T22:17:39Z")

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[QUOTE=foolsguinea]  
it sometimes feels like certain Zionist interests are running things for some particular interest of theirs, _ **even when it’s really Anglo-Saxon imperialists and their Gulf State friends** _.  
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You’re all so busy tossing cuss words at an alleged anti-Semite, you might want to confer and get your stories straight. If the charge is that he “thinks Jews are running the media” it will come as news to him.

> [@Mithras](#):
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> Huh. I didn’t realize that around a dozen and a half people (some of whom are dead) made every decision in Hollywood.

What a stupid remark. The percent of Jewish ownership in Hollywood seems higher than due to chance. Do you dispute that? “a dozen and a half” – should I have kept clicking just for you? (And, again, I drew no inference. Baptists are probably dominate in some industry; Buddhists dominate California bakery shops; so what?)

And “made every decision”. 😕 Wow! So comic-book level thinking is your forte.

What a dolt!

And give me a break, assholes. _I clicked names I was familiar with._ Last I heard, Eisner, Redstone, etc. were not dead.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/86 "2014-06-26T22:25:22Z")

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Right. But what does any of that have to do with “running Hollywood”? Do really think people use that phrase benignly? Don’t be so naive.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/87 "2014-06-26T22:28:24Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> There is a huge difference between a certain group being represented and “running” something, which clearly implies some sort of unified agenda that they share by virtue of being Jews. It’s naive to pretend that’s not exactly what’s meant when people “muse” that the Jews are running anything.

Exactly. “Jewish people are predominately in leadership positions in the entertainment industry” is a different concept than “the Jews run the entertainment industry.”

I note that most of the people in Congress, Senate, and Presidency are Christian. Does this mean “The Christians run the US?”

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/88 "2014-06-26T22:35:06Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> I note that most of the people in Congress, Senate, and Presidency are Christian. Does this mean “The Christians run the US?”

… yes?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/89 "2014-06-26T22:37:10Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Exactly. “Jewish people are predominately in leadership positions in the entertainment industry” is a different concept than “the Jews run the entertainment industry.”
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> I note that most of the people in Congress, Senate, and Presidency are Christian. Does this mean “The Christians run the US?”

This is a terrible analogy because the Christians do run the US. I do notice that a large majority of the NBA and the NFL are black. This means that black people run professional sports in America. There’s a cabal, only we call it a “posse”. The secret handshake is so elaborate, there’s a 12 week course. It’s called Slap Me Five, Flip Wilson.

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**Author:** ![Mithras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mithras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mithras)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/90 "2014-06-26T22:46:08Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> What a stupid remark. The percent of Jewish ownership in Hollywood seems higher than due to chance. Do you dispute that? “a dozen and a half” – should I have kept clicking just for you? (And, again, I drew no inference. Baptists are probably dominate in some industry; Buddhists dominate California bakery shops; so what?)
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> And “made every decision”. 😕 Wow! So comic-book level thinking is your forte.
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> What a dolt!
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> And give me a break, assholes. _I clicked names I was familiar with._ Last I heard, Eisner, Redstone, etc. were not dead.

The point is, your small list doesn’t begin to demonstrate the domination you claimed. Has their been a higher percentage of Jews in the entertainment industry than in the population at large? Probably. Is that percent anywhere close to what domination would imply? I doubt it and you’ve provided nothing that would make any rational person think otherwise.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/91 "2014-06-26T22:51:21Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> … yes?

But do they run it in the sense meant by the phrase “the Jews run Hollywood?”

I’m sure that Boehner and Obama, being both Christians, are part of that secret X-tian cabal. The government shutdowns must be part of some sort of bizarro master plan. 😃

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/92 "2014-06-26T22:55:20Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Actually, over half the people on that list are dead.

Apparently dead people can do amazing things! I wonder what else they can do? Cartwheels? Space travel? Mind control?

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/93 "2014-06-26T22:56:51Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> But do they run it in the sense meant by the phrase “the Jews run Hollywood?”
> 
> I’m sure that Boehner and Obama, being both Christians, are part of that secret X-tian cabal. The government shutdowns must be part of some sort of bizarro master plan. 😃

I thought Obama was a sooper seckret Mooslim.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/94 "2014-06-26T23:04:17Z")

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Well, you know… SHHHHHH!!!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/95 "2014-06-26T23:07:13Z")

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[Obligatory link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=580689&highlight=jews+hollywood) to prior Joos Run Hollywood train wreck.

Apparently, little has been learned since then.

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/96 "2014-06-27T00:37:44Z")

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> [@lancia](#):
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> does that mean disney is controlled by a buncha jews? No. Iger is a jew, but so what? He answers to a board, whose main goal is to make money. Lotsa money…

More JEWS!

Come on, I keed, I keed

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/97 "2014-06-27T01:27:13Z")

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Holy crap, I just had a terrifying epiphany! Never, ever buy your children those candies in the cartoon character dispenser. If you have them, burn them now. They tell us the name derives from the German word for peppermint, but that is just a sly diversion. The name is actually an acronym, for _Protocols of the_ … arghkhlchch \<- sounds of being strangled …

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/98 "2014-06-27T01:38:26Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> Apparently dead people can do amazing things! I wonder what else they can do? Cartwheels? Space travel? Mind control?

Only Jewish dead people. We non-Jews have to just stay dead.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/99 "2014-06-27T04:29:23Z")

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Wait a moment, OP. Are you suggesting that you’re surprised a jackass acted like a jackass?

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/100 "2014-06-27T06:56:52Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Some of my best friends are Jews, so I’m off the hook. Right?

How would you feel about your daughter marrying one?

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