# For a change: Commercials you love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 21, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427 "2011-03-21T01:51:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rayne\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@Rayne\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayne_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/41 "2011-03-22T09:13:59Z")

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A favourite, but rather frightening commercial - [Cats With Thumbs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8)

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/42 "2011-03-22T09:37:18Z")

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This is especially funny if you have any teenage daughters.

[Creepy Daddy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ltYQlFuzrg).

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/43 "2011-03-22T10:11:16Z")

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> [@Sitnam](#):
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> I don’t know why, I just laugh every time he kisses that thing.

In the new commercial the poor little girraffe is on a treadmill running 😃

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/44 "2011-03-22T10:25:06Z")

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Kylie Minogue’s [Agent Provocateur](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSupsgtsvGM&feature=related) advert. (mildly NSFW)

Also still enjoy this old [Silk Cut](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Kc5QQ6Pv8) cigarette commercial that was screened in UK cinemas in the 70s. (mildly politically incorrect)

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/45 "2011-03-22T14:36:39Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> In the new commercial the poor little girraffe is on a treadmill running 😃

Actually if you look at what he’s doing, and what the “real” giraffes are doing on the screen, he just mimics them. He’s walking when they walk, and when he starts to trot on the treadmill and giraffes on screen are doing the same.

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/46 "2011-03-22T14:56:59Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> And I have to admit that I’m amused by the ads featuring the E\*TRADE baby, particularly the one with his tailor.

My favorite will always be “Apparently riding the dog like a pony is FROWNED upon in this ESTABLISHMENT!” I always stop what I’m doing to watch it.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/47 "2011-03-22T14:59:56Z")

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This is a genius.

[Theladders.com](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YecsUQopNNU)

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/48 "2011-03-22T15:02:50Z")

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Most of the ads cited here are funny. In the “not funny” category, here is one of the more moving ads I’ve seen, which aired during the Superbowl in 2000. This was five years after Christopher Reeve had been rendered quadriplegic in a horse-riding accident, and in the commercial [they portrayed him, sometime after 2006, walking again.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZM&feature=related) Although fictional, that scene was quite controversial at the time, apparently because of the thought that some people might be given the false hopse that we were finally able to repair major spinal cord damage and render the lame whole again. In any event, it’s a rather emotional scene, to me at least, contemplating the “what if” of being able to give profound hope to people in the profoundly hopeless situation of quadriplegia. I get teary now just watching it again on YouTube.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/49 "2011-03-22T15:21:15Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Many years ago there was an ad campaign that aired during basketball season featuring a short, scrawny dude monologuing while dribbling a basketball. I think it was a series of car commercials, but it might have been promos for the NBA or NCAA basketball.
> 
> Anyway, the best one featured clips of this guy dribbling poorly (off his foot, etc.), missing easy layups, missing 8 foot jumpers, etc. It ended with him saying something to the effect of: “People say I don’t have what it takes to be a player, that I’m too short. HA! Too short like a fox!”
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> I’ve been looking for a clip of this for like 20 years. I’ll still say “too short like a fox” and laugh myself silly, even tho my old basketball buddies and I parted way decades ago. Now, people just give me _that look_\* when I do it (I’m 6’4", after all).
> 
> \*_ **that look** _ is the look that says "Uh oh, do we need to get you into _that jacket_… again??"

Could it have been the Nike ads with Spike Lee playing Mars Blackmon (or Blackman)?

Joe

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/50 "2011-03-22T19:31:28Z")

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> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> Most of the ads cited here are funny. In the “not funny” category, here is one of the more moving ads I’ve seen, which aired during the Superbowl in 2000. This was five years after Christopher Reeve had been rendered quadriplegic in a horse-riding accident, and in the commercial [they portrayed him, sometime after 2006, walking again.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZM&feature=related) Although fictional, that scene was quite controversial at the time, apparently because of the thought that some people might be given the false hopse that we were finally able to repair major spinal cord damage and render the lame whole again. In any event, it’s a rather emotional scene, to me at least, contemplating the “what if” of being able to give profound hope to people in the profoundly hopeless situation of quadriplegia. I get teary now just watching it again on YouTube.

Another one in this category: the clysdales at Ground Zero.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/51 "2011-03-22T20:00:52Z")

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For the love of cheese, the Cheez-its commercials with the “immature cheese” crack me right the fuck up. I don’t know why.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yH5BPB5067w/hqdefault.jpg "Cheez-It Commercial: Interrupting Cheese") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH5BPB5067w)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8jP_6PXJbE)

I hate that I love these.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/52 "2011-03-22T21:09:49Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> Could it have been the Nike ads with Spike Lee playing Mars Blackmon (or Blackman)?
> 
> Joe

No. The guy in the commercials was white and may have had red hair. It was from about the same era, tho.

The tag line was something about a crossroads, tho, I think.

If I could find an email link, I’d ask the guy with the coding help website [http://shortlikeafox.com/](http://shortlikeafox.com/) if he remembers or has the ads. He seems to have the line right: “They say I’m short… short like a fox!”

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**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/53 "2011-03-22T22:01:51Z")

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[http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfUyGI9mZLI](http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfUyGI9mZLI)

I can’t believe any of the male dopers haven’t mentioned the Beemans Chewing Gum ads from the late 80’s. Best. Girl Watching. Ads. Ever.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/54 "2011-03-22T22:43:35Z")

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Found the [Long John Silver’s ad with the cute doofus in the background](http://www.youtube.com/user/longjohnslvrs#p/a/u/1/ixbyxnPfK1o).

Mark my words – we haven’t seen the last of him.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/55 "2011-03-25T18:25:57Z")

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Here are a couple of others I like that started out in this year’s Super Bowl.

[Carma](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUcG7xZB-g) - Bridgestone Tires: A beaver pays back a favor.

[How many bloody G’s are there?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pxChVDym4o) - Best Buy: What the _bleep_’s a Bieber?

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**Author:** ![SpartanDC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@SpartanDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpartanDC)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/56 "2011-03-25T20:15:40Z")

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> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> Most of the ads cited here are funny. In the “not funny” category, here is one of the more moving ads I’ve seen, which aired during the Superbowl in 2000. This was five years after Christopher Reeve had been rendered quadriplegic in a horse-riding accident, and in the commercial [they portrayed him, sometime after 2006, walking again.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZM&feature=related) Although fictional, that scene was quite controversial at the time, apparently because of the thought that some people might be given the false hopse that we were finally able to repair major spinal cord damage and render the lame whole again. In any event, it’s a rather emotional scene, to me at least, contemplating the “what if” of being able to give profound hope to people in the profoundly hopeless situation of quadriplegia. I get teary now just watching it again on YouTube.

Another along the same lines is the recent Chrysler “Imported From Detroit” ad. The shortened version doesn’t really pack much of a punch, but the long version, which aired during the Super Bowl, is both a love letter to the city of Detroit and a short film about its people. As a native Detroiter, I’ve never had an ad make that much of an emotional impact on me as this one did.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKL254Y\_jtc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKL254Y_jtc)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/57 "2011-03-27T22:30:46Z")

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The recent news of Aflac firing Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the duck and the return of Looney Tunes to Cartoon Network reminded me of my all-time favorite Aflac commercial.

[Looney Tunes Aflac commercial.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycSplrvGFM)

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**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/58 "2011-03-27T23:25:12Z")

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The Verizon commercials with the girlfriend/stalker. _That’s crazy, right?_

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/59 "2011-03-27T23:42:45Z")

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The Mayhem ads still make me laugh.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-a-change-commercials-you-love/575427/60 "2011-03-28T00:30:19Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> The next one is a Snickers commercial in which a quarterback receives a concussion and believes he’s Batman.
> 
> [I’m Batman.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E)

Thank you. I’d forgotten about that commercial.

If we can go truly classic, I nominate the California Raisin commercials.

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