# For all of you who still can't find your ass with both hands

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 24, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381 "2002-04-24T16:26:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381/21 "2002-04-26T01:04:09Z")

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Huh. All this time I’ve been pounding sand in the wrong orifice.

My right ear thanks you.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381/22 "2002-04-26T01:51:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pucette \*  
> \*\*Ok, so now both of my hands are on my ass. What now? \*\*

_Let’s do the Time Warp again!_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381/23 "2002-04-26T05:09:58Z")

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Sure! Who’s up for a re-enactment of **The Rocky Horror Picture Show**?

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381/24 "2002-04-26T07:22:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EVO95 \*  
> \*\*Damn…now I’ve got shinola on my hands…wait a minute…:eek: \*\*

Laughing my ass off (now that I’ve found it)!

😃

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-of-you-who-still-cant-find-your-ass-with-both-hands/105381/25 "2002-05-02T12:25:33Z")

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[Okay, I’ve found it.](http://www.yourass.com) I even have an email through it. What do I do now, again?

😃

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