# For all the English Dopers out there

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691 "2003-04-23T21:57:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/21 "2003-04-24T11:04:57Z")

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There were St George’s Cross flags all over Oxford yesterday.

Being clueless, my first thought was "I didn’t even know England were playing … "

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/22 "2003-04-24T11:11:33Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB, **monk-feeeesh**.

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**Author:** ![Biba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Biba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biba)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/23 "2003-04-24T11:18:12Z")

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Sadly, I was of a similar mind set as Steve Wright - we had bunting all over the local pub, but my first thought it was, that it was for the Man Untd. game…oops.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/24 "2003-04-24T11:19:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \*
> 
> … I suddenly feel like buying bicycle clips and riding a bike with a wicker basket on the front, and a dinky bell to ring …

You are Anne from the Famous Five and I claim my £5.

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/25 "2003-04-24T11:59:13Z")

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I would have put me flag out, but I was busy writing about titration calculations in GCSE chemistry.

Keep wanting to say “Well, bunt me!”  
Hope urge goes away soon.

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**Author:** ![BalmainBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@BalmainBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BalmainBoy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/26 "2003-04-24T12:09:45Z")

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Well us here Down Under celebrated by winning a Test match…

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/27 "2003-04-24T12:27:36Z")

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Good Ol’ George is also patron saint of:

Boy Scouts  
Chivalry  
Archers  
Farmers  
Plague  
Herpes  
Syphilis  
Skin Diseases.

All of which in my opinion make him very English.

(he’s also one of the patron saints of Germany, Canada and Portugal)

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/28 "2003-04-24T12:59:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Good Ol’ George is also patron saint of:
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> Boy Scouts  
> Chivalry  
> Archers  
> Farmers  
> Plague  
> Herpes  
> Syphilis  
> Skin Diseases.
> 
> All of which in my opinion make him very English  
> \*\*

Yeah, bunch of disease-ridden, schnapps drinkin’, sheep shaggin’, door openin’, bob-a-jobbin’ bastards.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/29 "2003-04-24T13:38:01Z")

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[SUB]I’ve never had schnapps[/sub]

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/30 "2003-04-24T14:38:02Z")

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Gah, I just got that. Archers Peach Schnapps.

Please hit yourself in the testicles with a sledge hammer.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/31 "2003-04-24T16:43:14Z")

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Please allow me to tell you why I love these threads.

I know you guys are speaking English, because I recognize all of the words.

I still have no idea what you’re talking about.

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/32 "2003-04-24T17:27:25Z")

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Thanks **Twisty**

Except that in reality it is not St Georges day at all.

The C of E decreed long ago that if St Georges day were to fall in the same week as the Easter festival then St Georges day would be moved on to the next most suitable date.

That happens to be next Monday.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/33 "2003-04-24T18:04:49Z")

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[sub] **Exgineer** , that’s the beauty of it. They don’t know what they’re saying either.

Just join in, you’ll see they’ll buy it![/sub]

Tally hoe, chaps! Bottoms up for yer man George!  
In-gur-luuuund In-gur-luuund In-gur-luuuuuuuuund… 😃

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-the-english-dopers-out-there/170691/34 "2003-04-24T18:11:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by casdave \*  
> \*\*Thanks **Twisty**
> 
> Except that in reality it is not St Georges day at all.
> 
> The C of E decreed long ago that if St Georges day were to fall in the same week as the Easter festival then St Georges day would be moved on to the next most suitable date.
> 
> That happens to be next Monday. \*\*

ahhhhhhh but what about us catholics eh?

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