# For all you Zit Poppers (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514 "2006-12-09T23:13:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/1 "2006-12-09T23:13:29Z")
Given all the morbid curiosity regarding popping zits on this board, and perhaps because my search-fu is weak (I could not find an earlier mention,) I present [Popthatzit.](http://www.popthatzit.com/) Don’t ask how I found it, I just wish I could unfind it. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/2 "2006-12-09T23:30:25Z")
bu…bwa…wha…? hummada uuhhhh… MY EYES!!! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/3 "2006-12-10T01:47:08Z")
I… I… I… My god. Wow. I… Horse abcess??! ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/4 "2006-12-10T01:51:59Z")
My Og… there is a video on the net for every fetish isn’t there? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/5 "2006-12-10T03:00:53Z")
TMI doesn’t do this justice. That horse one is wretched. ---
**Author:** ![the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_chicken_of_exeter)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/6 "2006-12-10T03:16:37Z")
Oh my god. That was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/7 "2006-12-10T03:36:21Z")
I nod slowly, serene in my decision that rather than clicking the link, I would return to the thread after doing housework, and read the comments instead. The comments indicate that my decision was wise. I smile gently, and nod again. And vow: the link, I shall not click. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/8 "2006-12-10T05:08:44Z")
You know, I never thought I’d be able to find something that topped my **[ASS BOIL](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=187288)** story… but I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zany_Zeolite_Zipper)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/9 "2006-12-10T05:26:15Z")
Oh god. Oh god. How can doctors put up with treating people. If it were up to me, I would be putting them down as soon as I saw any of these patients. I feel like puss is oozing all over my body. I’m going in for a closer look. That horse one . . . I’m going to have flashbacks from this. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/10 "2006-12-10T06:05:03Z")
[QUOTE=Zany Zeolite Zipper] I feel like puss is oozing all over my body. [/QUOTE] _ **Pus.Pus!PUS!!** _ ::growls menacingly:: (Sorry, my thread on this topic appears to have been purged.) ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/11 "2006-12-10T06:22:20Z")
Reminds me. I’m out of mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/12 "2006-12-10T06:34:55Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] Reminds me. I’m out of mayonnaise. [/QUOTE] And guacamole. Get chunky style! ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/13 "2006-12-10T06:49:11Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] TMI doesn’t do this justice. That horse one is wretched. [/QUOTE] What the…? Did that abscess hold a couple of gallons of milk or what? What the fuck was going on there? So bizarre, I’m not even grossed out as I am perplexed. Can you imagine how the horse felt before that fucker was lanced? I have to admit to having the urge to lance some zits with a sterilized needle when I ride the bus. I’m like, “Dude, doesn’t that hurt? A couple of seconds of pain and it will be gone… and we will all be better off.” ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/14 "2006-12-10T06:51:40Z")
Oh. My. God. AND I JUST ATE!! _insert mondo pukey smile_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/15 "2006-12-10T07:23:41Z")
Ok, here’s my boil story. Not mine… but my story. My doctors, since I was very young, are Mennonites. Think Amish Lite. And not too Lite. 😛 Anyways, There was the father, old by the time I can even remember, and his three sons. Later they expanded… They hired Dr. Boyd, not a Mennonite, a youngish, regular guy. I went in, with my mom, I was 14-ish, for some problem with my ears. No biggie. In the waiting room was a 5 or 6 year old girl and her mom. She had a HUGE boil on her leg. They got called in right before me. When I went in, was sitting, alone, on the table in the examining room, I could hear the blood-curdling screams of this poor little girl, a couples rooms over, as Dr. Boyd lanced this boil. After a while, the screaming subsided, and Dr. Boyd came into my examining room, looking for some cotton. He looks me straight in the eye, says, “You’re next, you know…” and walks back out. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/16 "2006-12-10T07:23:44Z")
I’m feeling a little green… aughhhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/17 "2006-12-10T08:16:46Z")
I’m at work. I will not click that link… I will not click that link… I will not click that link… I clicked it. Oh god! _erases temp internet files promptly_ ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/18 "2006-12-10T09:02:31Z")
pffftt…Orca…sorry , I meant “OPRAH”, will have this on next week as a new weight loss fad…spare me, these are just as the op stated…zits. been there…seen them…popped that. tsfr ---
**Author:** ![toadbriar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@toadbriar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadbriar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/19 "2006-12-10T15:16:45Z")
Good grief. The tiny thumbnails were enough for me. How do they GET that bad? Are people cultivating them on purpose?? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514/20 "2006-12-10T16:19:04Z")
I’m not sure if I’m going to look at the videos in the link but I will describe the worst I ever saw. Back in the 80’s I started attending an annual Superbowl party with a group of guys that had known each other for years. During half-time, they had a tradition of watching porn. Not just any porn, but _unusual_ porn. It would be a montage of stuff on tape. In fact, the rotating host of the party would quest all year for the bazaar and hopefully, someone would become ill at the images. I was roped in to the group to perhaps be the ‘puker’. I did not and although I never hosted I went to several more. So there was this one part **DON’T READ THIS. I AM WARNING YOU.** The camera just showed a side of a man with an erection. A porn star man, so he was very large. The view only showed from his bellybutton to bottom of his ass so most of the screen was his huge cock. On his cock, was some sort of boil or sore. It was about the size of a 50 cent piece. With his cock in one hand, his other hand had some sort of medical implement that was rather spoon-like. He dug into the sore and opened to let something that looked like a mixture of puss and caviar out of the sore and it poured out for far too long. I almost lost it but it was horrible. I don’t know if that video is on the net now. If it is and someone finds it. Don’t watch it man. My description does not do it justice. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-all-you-zit-poppers-tmi/383514.md?page=2)