# For anyone who's as bored as me...

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**Created:** [April 29, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-anyone-whos-as-bored-as-me/6883 "2000-04-29T04:34:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![TwiLiTe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@TwiLiTe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwiLiTe)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-anyone-whos-as-bored-as-me/6883/1 "2000-04-29T04:34:46Z")

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I would just like to say I’M BORED. I know none of you really care… but I think you’ll live. If you have any jokes or funny stuff that could possibly amuse me, or anyone else… post it.

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**Author:** ![Brymo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Brymo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brymo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-anyone-whos-as-bored-as-me/6883/2 "2000-04-29T21:12:00Z")

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What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep Farmer?

The Rolling Stones say, “Hey you, get off of my cloud!”

The sheep farmer says, " Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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**Author:** ![Rechenanlagen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Rechenanlagen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rechenanlagen)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-anyone-whos-as-bored-as-me/6883/3 "2000-04-30T06:41:12Z")

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This is from Pl_yb_y:

A guy saw his neighbor digging a hole in his backyard. “What are you doing?” he asked.

“My son’s goldfish died and I’m burying it,” the man said.

"That’s an awfully big hole for a gold fish, isn’t it? asked the neighbor.

“No-the fish is inside your f\*cking cat!”:eek: