That’s not it at all. You’re being laughed at because you’re saying really stupid shit, like claiming that “I could literally care less” is incomprehensible, or that people who use it are morons.
For folks interested in what the scientists think, there’s a lovely podcast I’ve started listening to, Lingthusiasm. I recommend this episode for starters:
There’s a lovely graph that they mention in the episode; here it is: