For bitching about language pedantry, other posters' language, and language in general

I was more interested in using the “how’s” when it makes no sense. On a thread that devolved into proper usage of English, “how’s” in the setting you used makes no sense so I steered it back to the topic I declared boring. How’s them apples? BTW, that’s more proper usage of a dumb contraction.

So’s I understand it, you are inconvenienced by my language usage? Right?

Eh, don’t care. You understood me.

I talks the way I talks.

You know, I like the way lolcat talks.

In this case you are making a contraction of “so as” which is a perfectly cromulent usage.

Thanks, teach.

Will it be on the test?

:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

I’m sure you know that every day is a test, and anything could be on it.

I think you mean “lie opinion”.

I move that the preceding remark be stricken from the record.

@discobot, your ruling?

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

Who got to you?

:left_speech_bubble: Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. — Ed Cunningham

Discobot got pie.

I call foul.

@discobot, you can’t eat pie

I lost interest in mathematics after a math teacher told me pie was irrational.

Yummy. Infinity pie.

Oh, btw.
I looked it up, which I’m loathe to do TYVM.
And “how’s about” is in the dictionary and is listed as a colloquialism.
I’m nothing, if not colloquial.

Now put an “A+” on my paper, please.

The word you want is “loath”, not “loathe”. See

I ain’t sayin’ nothin’! Not a god damned word!

Yeah, if she’s not going to stop with the "alot"s even after reading the Hyperbole and a Half strip, (which should stop anyone from ever doing it again), she’s not going to pay attention to this.

I care about this Alot!

I had the t-shirt.