I was more interested in using the “how’s” when it makes no sense. On a thread that devolved into proper usage of English, “how’s” in the setting you used makes no sense so I steered it back to the topic I declared boring. How’s them apples? BTW, that’s more proper usage of a dumb contraction.
So’s I understand it, you are inconvenienced by my language usage? Right?
Eh, don’t care. You understood me.
I talks the way I talks.
You know, I like the way lolcat talks.
In this case you are making a contraction of “so as” which is a perfectly cromulent usage.
Thanks, teach.
Will it be on the test?
I’m sure you know that every day is a test, and anything could be on it.
I think you mean “lie opinion”.
I move that the preceding remark be stricken from the record.
@discobot, your ruling?
Very doubtful
Who got to you?
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. — Ed Cunningham
I lost interest in mathematics after a math teacher told me pie was irrational.
Yummy. Infinity pie.
Oh, btw.
I looked it up, which I’m loathe to do TYVM.
And “how’s about” is in the dictionary and is listed as a colloquialism.
I’m nothing, if not colloquial.
Now put an “A+” on my paper, please.
The word you want is “loath”, not “loathe”. See
I ain’t sayin’ nothin’! Not a god damned word!

The word you want is “loath”, not “loathe
Yeah, if she’s not going to stop with the "alot"s even after reading the Hyperbole and a Half strip, (which should stop anyone from ever doing it again), she’s not going to pay attention to this.
I care about this Alot!
I had the t-shirt.