# For David B, the good Doctor and others who are knowledgable about Creation debate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 12, 1999, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218 "1999-11-12T22:37:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/261 "1999-11-24T21:41:00Z")

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I’ve managed to incur Thomas’ wrath in the pornography thread (excuse me- \*\*\*\*\*graphy thread). No popcorn and root beer for me.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/262 "1999-11-24T22:42:00Z")

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manhattan: When Navigator posted,

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> Thomas: It is funny… it is almost like you and I have something in common?? Whatever could it be??

… I thought he was just referring to the fact that both he and Thomas have, er, accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

But your angle puts a much more enticing spin on it…

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/263 "1999-11-24T22:58:00Z")

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Hoo hoo! In the [first] Porn thread, **JWCharles** wrote:

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> Basic desire is not a sin. If you happen to see someone on the beach who raises the spectre of temptation, this is just the nature under which we labor.

Someone on the beach who “raises the spectre of temptation”? That’s the funniest euphemism for Sporting a Woody that I’ve heard in a long time! 🙂

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/264 "1999-11-24T23:10:00Z")

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Great “Sin of Pride” posts, Soulfrost. I’m very impressed.

And Nightmare/RTF, excellent point for a swan song. You exhibited a great deal of kindness and patience.

And Zadok, that’s you, Mojo? You’re aquitting yourself very well also.

If you’ll all take the word of an agnostic, God bless.

-andros-

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/265 "1999-11-25T00:13:00Z")

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This is cool… I feel so EVIL hooking you guys up with that place! 🙂

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/266 "1999-11-25T06:56:00Z")

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Again, they show their desire to remain ignorant…they closed the Rabbi’s thread, essentially told him not to post anymore.

[http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/001095.html](http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/001095.html)

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**MBagnall  
Veteran  
posted 11-24-1999 10:14 PM**

I had thought of closing this thread and will now do so. I had also thought of warning some of the users about their attitudes toward one another - but to be honest you all are asking for whatever you’re getting.

You’ve been smoking some funny matzo balls if you think you can come into a Christian forum, complain about Christians witnessing to people and not expect to get rebuked or witnessed to yourself.

To complain about it is futile. If you don’t want to have your beliefs challenged, or ideals questioned then I suggest you not post on this message board. I too had thought BANE was being a little over the line, but then I read carefully the posts which precipitated such a response. While I don’t think the response was totaly adequate, I think it is understandable that someone would be offended by your coming here to complain about Christians.

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/267 "1999-11-25T07:06:00Z")

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Damn the quotes anyway! =)

The thread is being picked up here:  
[http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/001101.html](http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/001101.html)

That is, assuming that I’m not banned for yelling at the Moderator again.

-David

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/268 "1999-11-25T07:45:00Z")

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In the thread that was closed, I saw a guy with some questions, and people without the answers, and the board says this is quite okay and blames the guy with the questions.

Unbelievable…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/269 "1999-11-25T13:23:00Z")

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B A N E:

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> Teach me Rabbi,
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> What will you do and say if it should come to pass that Christians are right and you are wrong? How will you deal with the knowledge that you slew God?

And later:

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> Nothing I have said is ungodly or hurtful.
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> I asked questions that require answers…
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> I am not angry or attacking, but I am asking hard questions.

And:

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> What about the prophecy of replacing hearts of stone?

That one certainly hasn’t been fulfilled, at least not amongst that group of serpents.

And then Bagnall blames the fuss on the Jews. Can you say, ‘their anti-Semitism makes me hurl’?

If I were still posting there, I’d cut the 23rd chapter of the gospel of Matthew out of the [Bible](http://etext.virginia.edu/rsv.browse.html) and paste it in their forum. (If you remember the song, “Alas for You” from _Godspell_, that was Matthew 23. It’s full of great lines like, “After you’ve got your converts, you make them twice as fit for hell as you are yourselves.”)

Consider that an open invitation to do so on my behalf. Of course, they’d probably think it applies to the Jews, and not to them. ☹

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/270 "1999-11-25T13:31:00Z")

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Thanks, Falcon. I’ve been meaning to tell you, I love your sig line - I’ve been a Carlin fan from way back, and the line itself is so true!

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/271 "1999-11-26T21:39:00Z")

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Satan wrote:

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> In the thread that was closed, I saw a guy with some questions, and people without the answers, and the board says this is quite okay and blames the guy with the questions.

Weeelllll … just remember the questions Thomas initially posed to “nightmare” in the Biblical Errancy thread. Nightmare didn’t answer them, after all…

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/272 "1999-11-26T21:46:00Z")

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RTFirefly noted that B A N E wrote:

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> Teach me Rabbi,
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> What will you do and say if it should come to pass that Christians are right and you are wrong? How will you deal with the knowledge that you slew God?

Of all the excuses for anti-semitism among Christians, this one has always seemed the strangest to me. Doesn’t the Christian religion _require_ Jesus to die on the cross? If nobody had caused Christ to be crucified, he wouldn’t have “died for our sins”, right? So, the Jews were doing the future Christians a favor! Christians should be _thanking_ the Jews for handing Jesus over to Pontius Pilate!

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Quick-N-Dirty Aviation: Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/273 "1999-11-26T22:26:00Z")

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I’m thinking of registering and starting an anti-Semitism thread, complete with quotes from various members. tracer has just provided what would be my first cite in such a thread.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/274 "1999-11-26T22:29:00Z")

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After rereading my post, I _really_ think I should clarify. I’m thinking of starting a thread that _criticizes_ the anti-Semitism that runs rampant on that board.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/275 "1999-11-26T23:03:00Z")

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Please tally up your \*\*\*\*\* scores for judging – I can’t follow the dozens of threads and many screen names y’all have put over there. P.S. P0rno doesn’t count.

Also, continuing my theory about **Navigator/Thomas** , from [Is the Bible a Myth?](http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/000711.html) I present the following:

Carma Lardent Veteran posted 10-29-1999 10:45 PM

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> So Nav, are you trying to tell us you are a Jewish woman, with long red fingernails, or do you just look like one?

Navigator Veteran posted 10-29-1999 10:50 PM

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> Carma: No, I dress like Thomas!

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Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/276 "1999-11-26T23:30:00Z")

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Where IS Thomas? I got a one word reply from him on a thread I started, then…nothing.

Nav’s been around quite a bit, though.

Their styles seem too different for them to be the same person and Nav’s name is Jon…but ya never know. Maybe they’re twin brothers or something? \<shrug\>

-David

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/277 "1999-11-26T23:45:00Z")

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**tracer** - you’re absolutely right: by and large, Christians believe in the necessity of Jesus’ atoning death in order to bring about salvation. So as long as there’s sin in the world, Christ has to die for us. Who actually killed Him is quite irrelevant; the standard interpretation is that, effectively, we all did.

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/278 "1999-11-27T01:52:00Z")

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So it’s a coincidence that 3-4 creationists just joined this board?

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/279 "1999-11-27T08:11:00Z")

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I noticed this too, Jois.

It doesn’t bother me, of course. But I noticed it.

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-david-b-the-good-doctor-and-others-who-are-knowledgable-about-creation-debate/17218/280 "1999-11-27T12:01:00Z")

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Any of you lawyerly types care to check out this thread and give some non-client-attorney-relationship advice?

[http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/000987-2.html](http://www.leftbehind.com/cgi-bbs/Forum8/HTML/000987-2.html)

-David

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