# For Der Trihs **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 1, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601 "2008-04-01T23:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/261 "2008-04-09T12:55:50Z")
Got an answer for me yet? Thought not: all mouth, no balls. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/262 "2008-04-09T13:13:30Z")
Hey Grossbottom, come over here and step into my trap! No? Why not? Hey, why not! Hey! Look at me, I’m mad! How come no one steps in my traps? Hey this isn’t fair. How come I can’t ambush people, how come! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/263 "2008-04-09T20:55:04Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] Got an answer for me yet? Thought not: all mouth, no balls. [/QUOTE] I’d like to put my balls in your mouth. Where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/264 "2008-04-09T21:07:15Z")
I don’t think it’s “sign up”; more like “get in line”. Or just take a wide stance. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/265 "2008-04-09T21:49:53Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] I don’t think it’s “sign up”; more like “get in line”. Or just take a wide stance. Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] I find it a bit surprising, **Shodan** , that you would know all about the etiquette (or lack thereof, as it appears from this neophyte’s view) of putting your balls in guys’ mouths and what else have you. I mean, not that the cheap-shot is anything new with you – quite the contrary – but I had you pegged for a solid, hetero, God-fearing/family values, stalwart of the good all-American Imperialist Right Wing. But hey! As a progressive what can I say? Whatever floats your dinggy. Kindest of regards, ~Red ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/266 "2008-04-09T21:54:58Z")
[QUOTE=RedFury] I find it a bit surprising, **Shodan** , that you would know all about the etiquette (or lack thereof, as it appears from this neophyte’s view) of putting your balls in guys’ mouths and what else have you. I mean, not that the cheap-shot is anything new with you – quite the contrary – but I had you pegged for a solid, hetero, God-fearing/family values, stalwart of the good all-American Imperialist Right Wing. But hey! As a progressive what can I say? Whatever floats your dinggy. Kindest of regards, ~Red [/QUOTE] Ever notice how Shodan is kind of like China? The more you try to point out that the “Regards” sig is a violation of human rights, the more entrenched he becomes in his insistence on using it. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/267 "2008-04-09T22:00:27Z")
[QUOTE=RedFury] I find it a bit surprising, **Shodan** , that you would know all about the etiquette (or lack thereof, as it appears from this neophyte’s view) of putting your balls in guys’ mouths and what else have you. I mean, not that the cheap-shot is anything new with you – quite the contrary – but I had you pegged for a solid, hetero, God-fearing/family values, stalwart of the good all-American Imperialist Right Wing. But hey! As a progressive what can I say? Whatever floats your dinggy. Kindest of regards, ~Red [/QUOTE] I didn’t see it so much as etiquette as much as logistical necessity. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/268 "2008-04-09T22:18:16Z")
I can neither confirm nor deny the rumors of my predilections, except to say that **Princhester** and I, the beagle, the llama, and the ex-Soviet gymnastic team are very happy. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/269 "2008-04-10T03:37:38Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] Hey Grossbottom, come over here and step into my trap! No? Why not? Hey, why not! Hey! Look at me, I’m mad! How come no one steps in my traps? Hey this isn’t fair. How come I can’t ambush people, how come! [/QUOTE] It’s not my problem that you’re so gutless and have so little confidence in your own position that you think debating me will result in you becoming trapped. The whole “trap” nonsense is a concoction of your paranoia and fear. I thought your position was Objective and Realistic? What is it exactly that is causing you to piss yourself over answering one little question? What are you so scared of? You’re all mouth and no balls. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/270 "2008-04-10T03:44:37Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] It’s not my problem that you’re so gutless and have so little confidence in your own position that you think debating me will result in you becoming trapped. The whole “trap” nonsense is a concoction of your paranoia and fear. I thought your position was Objective and Realistic? What is it exactly that is causing you to piss yourself over answering one little question? What are you so scared of? You’re all mouth and no balls. [/QUOTE] OHHHH!!! I get it, it’s Grossbottom’s mouth that needs balls. That’s good cuz I hear his bottom is gross. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/271 "2008-04-10T05:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] I thought your position was Objective and Realistic? What is it exactly that is causing you to piss yourself over answering one little question? What are you so scared of? [/QUOTE] Clearly he’s afraid you’re going to rip his faith to shreds, leaving him a shell of a man with no reason to go on living. Logically, without God and the reward of Heaven, there is no need to be good, so he would automatically become evil and start raping and murdering people. Do you want all those rapes and murders on your conscience, **Princhester**? Do you really? If not, just take solace in the fact that you are right and **Grossbottom** is wrong. Let this one slide, man. ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/272 "2008-04-10T10:29:53Z")
Wait, wasn’t this about what a useless looser Der Trihs is? Guess not… thank god I have no dog in this fight. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/273 "2008-04-10T13:09:38Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > You’re all mouth and no balls. Your fixation on my mouth and genitals would disturb me if it wasn’t so common. Truly, I have this pouty bottom lip that the ladies love, and my balls are huge. But, and now I can hear your heart breaking, I don’t do men. I’m sorry. Have you asked **Der Trihs**? A little batshit manlove between the two of you might be just what you need to blow off that infantile rage you’ve been building up. Go on, PM him, don’t be shy, according to you internet message boards are the place to show courage so don’t falter now. Love is all that matters, man, srsly. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/274 "2008-04-10T13:31:06Z")
And yet still no substance. No debate, no answer to my question. All talk and no guts. Is that better? Does avoiding the use of sexual metaphor allow you to get past your infantile twitterings and deal? I’m guessing not. You’ve got nuthin’ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/275 "2008-04-10T13:49:06Z")
That’s hot. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/276 "2008-04-10T14:23:12Z")
Oh **Princhester** , you taunt me so well, how can I continue to refuse? How can I continue to suffer the slings and arrows of your cutting wit without retaliation? How can I permit my personal courage to be questioned by so valorous a specimen as yourself? Your internet bravery is manifest, incomparable. I am outmatched. Your sheer brilliance in execution has unmanned me. What was the question again? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/277 "2008-04-10T17:01:13Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] I can neither confirm nor deny the rumors of my predilections, except to say that **Princhester** and I, the beagle, the llama, and the ex-Soviet gymnastic team are very happy. Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] And neither will I ask, as it’s already way TMI. Must admit though, the llama thing piques my curiosity. Spit-showers, mebbe? Never mind. Let’s leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/278 "2008-04-10T18:32:29Z")
Cuidado! Son llamas! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/279 "2008-04-10T22:22:16Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Cuidado! Son llamas! [/QUOTE] Shhhh! Coño dude, don’t tell him. };p) ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/280 "2008-04-11T02:09:54Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] What was the question again? [/QUOTE] You know what the question was and this is a message board: if you can’t remember, look it up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601.md?page=15)