# For Der Trihs **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 1, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601 "2008-04-01T23:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/301 "2008-04-14T12:22:55Z")
All right, I’m confused. I’ve gone back and re-read the last three pages in this thread, **Princhester** , and I can’t figure out what burning question you asked **Grossbottom** that he’s not answering. Could you please sum it up for those of us who are trying to understand why failing to answer it makes him a “loudmouth gutless buffoon”? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/302 "2008-04-14T12:25:04Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] How old are you now? Fourteen? [/QUOTE] no u ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/303 "2008-04-14T12:39:40Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > The irony is that you are now trapped. My original question wasn’t a trap. But you’ve neatly trapped I knew you were going to do that oh I just knew it, oh Pronchester! You are Palpatine, I am Admiral Ackbar, and all I can do wave my flipper hands around helplessly and say “it’s a trap” ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/304 "2008-04-14T12:47:33Z")
\*\*LurkMeister \*\* it’s not important. \*\*Grossbottom \*\* posted something notably dumbass while spouting off about how realistic and objective he was, and how stupid and unrealistic all who disagreed with him were. This makes him a loudmouth. I asked him a simple question about an analogy I posed and he immediately proclamed my analogy a “trap” and has refused to answer. The funny thing is that my question was a trivial forerunner to what I wanted to debate, and his answer would have been totally inconsequential. He purports to have strong opinions but he lacks the courage to debate them. That’s why he’s gutless. And he’s a buffoon because he is posting lame swaggering non-jokes to cover the fact that his posts don’t contain any substance. Just like what he’s posted right now. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/305 "2008-04-14T12:51:18Z")
Ah, I see. Then I can feel free to stop trying to follow this thread any further, since it’s now descended to grade school name calling and finger pointing, with no hope of ever seeing any actual content. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/306 "2008-04-14T12:54:40Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > while spouting off about how realistic and objective he was cite > [@Princhester](#): > > he immediately proclamed my analogy a “trap” and has refused to answer. Nah you told me it was a trap in advance because you’re fucking stupid, so I made fun of you instead of answering. That enraged you even further so then you tried taunting me into playing with your dumb analogy because you have a tiny penis and thought it would work, so I just continued mocking you and now like 4 pages later you’re the only person still taking this thread seriously, which is sad. So sad, look now upon my sad face ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/307 "2008-04-14T13:11:06Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] cite [/quote] > [@Grossbottom](#): > > Actually, no they don’t belong to the side they think they’re on, because this is the really real world and not subjective universe fantasyland. > [@Grossbottom](#): > > Dang, you were just about to show me that the objective universe doesn’t matter and that reality is nothing compared to what we prefer to believe to be true! > [@Grossbottom](#): > > Him because he’s crazy, you because the world doesn’t get better or give a fuck about what goes on in his head. TLDR version: you don’t think or internet screed your way off the team, dumbass. > [@](#): > > Nah you told me it was a trap in advance because you’re fucking stupid, so I made fun of you instead of answering. That enraged you even further so then you tried taunting me into playing with your dumb analogy because you have a tiny penis and thought it would work, so I just continued mocking you and now like 4 pages later you’re the only person still taking this thread seriously, which is sad. No I didn’t tell you it was a trap. That was in your head. Go back and read. You are not taking this thread seriously because to do so you would have to debate, and you haven’t got the guts. [QUOTE=LurkMeister] Ah, I see. Then I can feel free to stop trying to follow this thread any further, since it’s now descended to grade school name calling and finger pointing, with no hope of ever seeing any actual content. [/QUOTE] Well sure but not for \*my \* lack of trying. \*\*Grossbottom \*\* can answer any time he likes, his ego permitting. ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/308 "2008-04-14T13:20:36Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] How old are you now? Fourteen? [/QUOTE] Oh, no! The mean internet man is after ME now! Whatever shall I do? ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/309 "2008-04-14T13:21:45Z")
Pronchester those aren’t statements about the quality of my argument, they are statements of observation. Hurrr > [@Princhester](#): > > his ego permitting If my ego was in charge there would be two tedious cunts still taking this thread seriously instead of just one, I think we can all be thankful that this isn’t the case. leggo my ego ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/310 "2008-04-14T13:27:47Z")
> [@GomiBoy](#): > > Oh, no! The mean internet man is after ME now! Whatever shall I do? Pretend you only hablo espanol, he won’t catch on and we will keep your secret. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/311 "2008-04-14T13:53:42Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Ah, I see. Then I can feel free to stop trying to follow this thread any further, since it’s now descended to grade school name calling and finger pointing, with no hope of ever seeing any actual content. [/QUOTE] Awww, stick around dude! I’ve got dwarf jokes. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/312 "2008-04-14T15:30:36Z")
Ooooo!!! Dwarf jokes!! Three dwarfs walk under a bar…they didn’t have to duck. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/313 "2008-04-14T16:19:44Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Ooooo!!! Dwarf jokes!! Three dwarfs walk under a bar…they didn’t have to duck. [/QUOTE] But _I_ was gonna use . . . That was supposed to be _my_ . . . Well, I _had_ dwarf jokes. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/314 "2008-04-15T09:08:32Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] If my ego was in charge there would be two tedious cunts still taking this thread seriously… [/QUOTE] You were taking this thread seriously till you thought you were going to get called on your shit. Your ego couldn’t cope with the possibility that debate might make inroads into your loudly stated position so you gutlessly started whining about traps. Then when that didn’t work you started with the lame jokes. And now you’re trying to put me off from needling you about your gutlessness by telling me I’m being humourless and should just drop it. I’m sure that’d suit you. Not going to make it that easy, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/315 "2008-04-15T09:50:39Z")
Well, this was kinda fun until **Princhester** lost the plot. Sorry, kids, I’m outta here - too much internet testosterone. I expect a duel any minute. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/316 "2008-04-15T10:09:34Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] You are Palpatine, I am Admiral Ackbar, and all I can do wave my flipper hands around helplessly and say “it’s a trap” [/QUOTE] The image of that is cracking me up, dude. Full of win. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/317 "2008-04-15T13:45:35Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] Not going to make it that easy, sorry. [/QUOTE] But what has been obvious to everyone but you is that you can’t do anything about it. This is the internet, you pathetic twat. It’s not about courage or avenging the bullies who picked on you in the cafeteria. You can’t make anyone do anything. You’re just a silly little-dicked boy, mad at something you can’t do a damn thing about. You couldn’t make me play along with you and so I didn’t. You couldn’t taunt me into doing anything except mocking you. And you can’t make me think this is Great Debates when it clearly says The Pit at the top of the screen. You’re just pissed because you’re powerless, and you know it, and I keep reminding you of it every time I post and don’t do what you want me to do. Somewhere in the world, a little control freak nazi bitch is having a two week temper tantrum because people on the internet won’t do what he wants them to do. And because you’re far too gloriously stupid to know how to do anything except provide shitty useless analgoies (that no one else appears to like either), followed by repetitive and highly ineffective taunting, let me provide the entertainment (may be nsfw(some violence)): [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mNLuq0lW50k/hqdefault.jpg "IT'S A TRAP") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLuq0lW50k) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/318 "2008-04-15T14:22:10Z")
> [@Grossbottom](#): > > If my ego was in charge there would be two tedious cunts still taking this thread seriously… I don’t think **Princhester** has been near a cunt since he was born, if you catch my drift. And whatever you do, don’t get him going on [Shakespeare](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413261) . Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/319 "2008-04-15T14:51:50Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] And whatever you do, don’t get him going on [Shakespeare](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413261) . [/QUOTE] Oh my. What a douche. Whatever will I do now? I wish I had **lobstermobster** ’s ms paint skills. Maybe I will just have to do my best. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/320 "2008-04-15T15:57:37Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] I don’t think **Princhester** has been near a cunt since he was born, if you catch my drift. And whatever you do, don’t get him going on [Shakespeare](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413261) . Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] Ah, thanks. That was really quite funny. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601.md?page=17)