# For Der Trihs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 1, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601 "2008-04-01T23:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/321 "2008-04-16T14:04:27Z")

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> [@Grossbottom](#):
>
> Nah you told me it was a trap in advance because you’re fucking stupid, so I made fun of you instead of answering.

😃  
This thread is a graduate course in the comedy of impotent rage. Nice hand, sir.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/322 "2008-04-17T00:27:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
I keep reminding you of it every time I post and don’t do what you want me to do  
[/QUOTE]

But you can’t leave this thread alone because you don’t like being called gutless, particularly when deep down it irks you that you know its true. You know that you were all big talk, as you are now, until you looked a tiny little analogy in the eye and thought “fuck, if I answer that I’m going to end up going down a road where my Big Overstated Arrogant Nonsense is going to get shown up.”

So you bottled out.

Sure, this isn’t GD. But you were quite happy to debate earlier, till it looked like it might get hard.

So you wimped.

And you think my analogy is crap. Sure. But you won’t meet it head on will you? It’s a hopeless analogy, it’s irrelevant etc while your position is Realistic and everyone else lives in fantasyland. But strangely, one little analogy that you don’t like the look of and you start squealing like a little girl about traps, and suddenly you don’t debate in the Pit anymore.

You’re yellow.

I’m not angry, and I know you’re not going to answer. It was obvious you were never going to answer from your first response. I’m not posting to make you answer. I’m posting to keep throwing your gutlessness back at you.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/323 "2008-04-17T00:41:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
Oh my. What a douche. Whatever will I do now? I wish I had **lobstermobster** ’s ms paint skills. Maybe I will just have to do my best.  
[/QUOTE]

Hey! Where is **lobstermobster**? I haven’t seen her in a while…

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/324 "2008-04-17T01:04:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated]  
Hey! Where is **lobstermobster**? I haven’t seen her in a while…  
[/QUOTE]

I miss her. She makes nice pictures that even I can understand.

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**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/325 "2008-04-17T13:47:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Princhester]  
Sure, this isn’t GD. But you were quite happy to debate earlier, till it looked like it might get hard.  
[/QUOTE]

You keep mentioning that, and I guess until now I really hadn’t thought about what you were actually saying. You see, I was quite happy to debate **MrDibble**. You, I never bothered with, because you’re a fucking loser & etc. The difference was obvious to me, in that he is **MrDibble** , and you are a useless shithead. But maybe there is no difference. I mean, that would explain your confusion as to why my attitude changed. If you were the same person, I can see how that would be frustrating.

You’re not a sock, are you, **Princhester**? Because I haven’t debated you in this thread at all, at least that I was aware of.

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**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/326 "2008-04-17T14:25:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
I miss her. She makes nice pictures that even I can understand.  
[/QUOTE]

I can never fill her enormous shoes but I can draw like a pro

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/lulz.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/lulz.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/327 "2008-04-17T14:39:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
I can never fill her enormous shoes but I can draw like a pro

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/lulz.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/lulz.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]

No shit! Your a regular Picasso!

I hope you get that answer — you got the determination of a pit bull,man.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/328 "2008-04-17T15:07:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
You see, I was quite happy to debate **MrDibble**.  
[/QUOTE]

You call that debating? I call it having my instep dry-humped by a toothless weiner dog. It’s embarrassing, and pointless, but you don’t want to kick the poor thing off when it’s having such imaginary success.

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**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/329 "2008-04-17T15:30:27Z")

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[QUOTE=MrDibble]  
You call that debating? I call it having my instep dry-humped by a toothless weiner dog. It’s embarrassing, and pointless, but you don’t want to kick the poor thing off when it’s having such imaginary success.  
[/QUOTE]

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/wiener.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/wiener.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/330 "2008-04-17T15:41:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Princhester]  
But you can’t leave this thread alone because you don’t like being called gutless, particularly when deep down it irks you that you know its true. You know that you were all big talk, as you are now, until you looked a tiny little analogy in the eye and thought “fuck, if I answer that I’m going to end up going down a road where my Big Overstated Arrogant Nonsense is going to get shown up.”  
[/QUOTE]

Please consider the possibility that he’s just having fun fucking with you.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/331 "2008-04-19T10:05:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
You keep mentioning that  
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I have never previously said that you were happy to debate prior to my question. You’re making shit up.

> [@](#):
>
> You, I never bothered with…

Yes, yes. Sure. Never bothered. That’s what I’d say too if I was trying to think of some pathetic excuse for being gutless. You coulda been a champion. You just never bothered. The refrain of sad losers everywhere.

> [@](#):
>
> Because I haven’t debated you in this thread at all, at least that I was aware of.

Pfft, nice try, but pathetic. You were happy to give us the benefit of your wisdom and to debate it GD style (but with more invective) it till the going got hard then you wimped. The fact that you wimped when I happened to ask you a question, as opposed to someone else, is neither here nor there.

> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
>
> Please consider the possibility that he’s just having fun fucking with you.

Oh sure. But please consider that I may be having fun fucking with him.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/332 "2008-04-19T11:16:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Princhester]  
Oh sure. But please consider that I may be having fun fucking with him.  
[/QUOTE]

I don’t believe you, and I don’t see how anyone could.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/333 "2008-04-19T16:30:33Z")

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[QUOTE=VarlosZ]  
I don’t believe you, and I don’t see how anyone could.  
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Why not? It’s consistent with **Princhester** ’s postings in this thread - when \*\*Grossbottom \*\* turned out to be a cite-free gasbag, after comin over all GD-lite, Prin immediately went for the throat.

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**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/334 "2008-04-21T13:35:46Z")

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[QUOTE=MrDibble]  
Why not? It’s consistent with **Princhester** ’s postings in this thread - when \*\*Grossbottom \*\* turned out to be a cite-free gasbag, after comin over all GD-lite, Prin immediately went for the throat.  
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What? You want a cite for the objective world pervailing over **Der Trihs** ’ subjective perceptions and internal thoughts. Duhhh. You scurried away when I pushed you on your idiotic stance, and now you come back to cower behind Princhester’s total retardation? You know, **MrDibble** , most people might start thinking you’re a snivelling cunt, if they didn’t know it already.

[QUOTE=Princhester]  
Yes, yes. Sure.  
[/quote]

Yes yes sure what? Yes yes sure, you can’t stop thinking about my chocolate salty balls? Not gonna happen, because I’ve got my own socks to jerk it into. But I’m glad you’re back and still mad at the internet, shame to waste my fine work:

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/Ackbartrap.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/Ackbartrap.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/335 "2008-04-21T14:47:02Z")

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That was a fine rendering **Gb**. Who needs **lobstermobster** when fine art works like these are being produced on a daily basis? Thanks to you and **Princhester** for providing high quality entertainment to liven up my (I’m sure it’s not just me) day.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/336 "2008-04-21T17:47:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
What? You want a cite for the objective world pervailing over **Der Trihs** ’ subjective perceptions and internal thoughts.  
[/QUOTE]

A cite for anything supporting your idiotic “You’re on the team I say you’re on, not the one you think you’re on” stance would be nice, yes.

> [@](#):
>
> Duhhh. You scurried away when I pushed you on your idiotic stance, and now you come back to cower behind Princhester’s total retardation?

At which point did I “scurry” away? What have I left unanswered? I said all I needed to when I[last addressed this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9647427&postcount=147), pages ago. I don’t see any pushing on your part since, just anklebiting. I’ve continued posting here lots. Just haven’t had much to say in the last few days of complete silliness and truly, truly shitty Paint art.

> [@](#):
>
> You know, **MrDibble** , most people might start thinking you’re a snivelling cunt, if they didn’t know it already.

To be sure, it’s a snivelling cunt who makes off-colour jokes about someone’s family and generally acts like a 8-year old with anal incontinence problems, a newly-acquired racist vocab and a crayon set… oh, wait, that wasn’t me. That’s you and your mates. Project much?

**Omegaman** , I’m rapidly losing my new-found respect for you when you keep egging him on like that.

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**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/337 "2008-04-21T18:29:17Z")

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[QUOTE=MrDibble]  
To be sure, it’s a snivelling cunt who makes off-colour jokes about someone’s family and generally acts like a 8-year old with anal incontinence problems, a newly-acquired racist vocab and a crayon set… oh, wait, that wasn’t me. That’s you and your mates. Project much?  
[/quote]

Uhm, I might if I could figure out what you were talking about. I didn’t use any “racist vocab”. So now everyone who disagrees with you is a rascist? Nice, what a well-grounded individual you must be. But hey, at least you reminded me that you’re a black guy, I might have made an unforgiveable mistake in my painting and you know how important it is for me to go for the hyper-realism thing.

[QUOTE=MrDibble]  
Just haven’t had much to say in the last few days of complete silliness and truly, truly shitty Paint art.  
[/quote]

Now you’re just a fucking lier, this is very serious internet business and LOOK UPON THIS YOU PHILISTINE

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/sockfun2.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/sockfun2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/338 "2008-04-22T03:40:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
But hey, at least you reminded me that you’re a black guy,

[![](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/sockfun2.jpg) ](https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/grossbottom/sockfun2.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]

While I appreciate your art, and find it truly great…I think someone should inform you that he is NOT black. Not. Black.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/339 "2008-04-22T04:20:22Z")

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WTF is this thread even about now? I lost track o\_o;;

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-der-trihs/443601/340 "2008-04-22T07:15:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Grossbottom]  
Uhm, I might if I could figure out what you were talking about. I didn’t use any “racist vocab”.  
[/QUOTE]  
Did you miss the “and your mates” bit?  
[QUOTE=Grossbottom]

But hey, at least you reminded me that you’re a black guy  
[/QUOTE]

Like my oh-so classy:rolleyes: Afrocentric stalker pointed out, I’m not black. Not that you could tell from that (for want of a better word) _painting_.But the chicken-eating thing? What, a watermelon was too difficult to draw? Sure, not a racist. Suuuure.

Hey, **Nzinga** , I thought you were supposed to be keeping out of my way. Needling me in the Pit is a fine way of doing that. I guess you’re still a sore loser, heh? Aah, well, we can’t all be really African (as much as some of us might really, really want to be). And look at the company your stalking of me is forcing you to keep - sure, really “classy” :dubious:

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