# For Don123 and his fuckwit brethren **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 5, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263 "2010-08-05T13:48:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/81 "2010-08-05T23:14:14Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > I honestly believe in a whacked-out conspiracy theory. I have no evidence, save a gut feeling, that there are two or three repeat trolls who have several usernames. Probably a long-ago banned poster who, after their first ban, realized that they really like participating in the community here though they carry a chip on their shoulder from long-ago slights. They would otherwise have post counts upwards of twenty thousand, so despite a few hundred to few thousand posts each they collectively make up one nominally prolific poster. > > I don’t believe this is Jr. Modding per se, as I am not trying to bring moderator attention to anything or anyone–I’m saying this is a bizarre, loony, closely-held conspiracy theory with absolutely no evidence, rhyme, or reason. But staying true to the CT nature of this, I’m not going to name names, just make the veiled suggestion and innuendo and leave it at that. You forget. The mods are in on the conspiracy. In fact, **Marley** is the ringleader. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/82 "2010-08-06T00:06:55Z")
> [@toxo](#): > > As for **Susanann** , she was no better than talking to a walnut. Her little grape of a brain […] Mmm, halfway to a Waldorf salad. > [@ivan astikov](#): > > What are you, a member of the fucking Borg? Who’s this “our” you refer to? He has a mouse in his pocket. All the charter members get one. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/83 "2010-08-06T00:28:53Z")
Dammit. I want a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/84 "2010-08-06T01:12:43Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > He has a mouse in his pocket. All the charter members get one. Are you a charter member, or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/85 "2010-08-06T01:40:30Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I was born around the same time as Obama, and I still have a 48 yr old piece of paper that says where I was born and other shit. I’m sure there must be another copy of it in some record depository somewhere, and it’ll be exactly the same as mine, only a bit crisper. You probably _don’t_ have an exact copy of your birth certificate which is on file in the [wherever you were born]. Why do you think you do have such a copy? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/86 "2010-08-06T02:20:17Z")
> [@suranyi](#): > > I was born in 1962 in Pennsylvania, the year after Obama. I HAD that piece of paper, but I lost it several years ago. Somewhere out there, your long-lost birth certificate is being used by terrorists to get Social Security numbers and to destroy America. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/87 "2010-08-06T02:27:36Z")
Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until **ivan** is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/88 "2010-08-06T02:38:29Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until **ivan** is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later. Honestly, I’d be surprised if he got banned before he left. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/89 "2010-08-06T02:56:08Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until **ivan** is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later. I wager 400 quatloos on three months (gotta try to get back the 200 **bullrun** cost me, damn you **Marley** … and your ghost). CMC fnord! > [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Dammit. I want a mouse. Umm … there’s one in the corner! Right next to my pony, wanna borrow my shovel? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/90 "2010-08-06T03:17:50Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes until **ivan** is banned? I figure it’s going to happen sooner or later. > > I wager 400 quatloos on three months (gotta try to get back the 200 **bullrun** cost me, damn you **Marley** … and your ghost). > > CMC fnord! > > > [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > > > Dammit. I want a mouse. > > Umm … there’s one in the corner! > Right next to my pony, wanna borrow my shovel? I’ll take that bet. Uh… no, I don’t have any inside information. > **[ivan astikov has been banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=573649)** > > The staff has decided to ban ivan astikov. He’s received three warning this week and five since this spring. (He received a few other warnings after signing up in 2008.) Those are on top of a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring... ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/91 "2010-08-06T03:23:24Z")
Holy shit!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/92 "2010-08-06T03:31:57Z")
If I were slightly less ethical I could’ve made some money off this here. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/93 "2010-08-06T03:34:17Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > If I were slightly less ethical I could’ve made some money off this here. :smack: Have you seen the Quatloo exchange rate? You’d be lucky to get a night on Risa for a 400 Quatloo pot. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/94 "2010-08-06T03:39:42Z")
ivan, we hardly knew ye. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/95 "2010-08-06T03:45:38Z")
Crap, I wanted to ask him one more time just where he thought Obama had been born, or hatched, or however these mooks think he was spawned. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/96 "2010-08-06T03:50:47Z")
He seemed to be trolling in that thread, but I’m surprised that it’s an outright banning and not a suspension. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/97 "2010-08-06T03:51:53Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Yes, but I’m sure if David Cameron needed the original copy to assume his office as the PM, he’d be able to rustle it up pretty quickly.\* > > Nice one, centurion. > > - Now there’s a thought. I’m gonna do some checking on those pricks. Tuesday, yes it was tuesday I saw my congressman come out of the titty bar. He didn’t look like my congressman, but that’s OK Nobody looks like themselves anymore I think its got something to do with all that crap they’ve been putting in the water. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/98 "2010-08-06T04:52:47Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > He seemed to be trolling in that thread, but I’m surprised that it’s an outright banning and not a suspension. Who cares – I’m just glad he’s gone! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/99 "2010-08-06T04:55:08Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > You’d be lucky to get a night on Risa for a 400 Quatloo pot. Dude, have you _tried_ the 400 Quatloo pot? It’s primo shit. What really bugs me is I was born in Hawai’i roughly 40 years ago, and I used to have one of those pieces of paper the birthers are so obsessed with. It eventually just wore out (kept it in my wallet crossing back and forth across the Rio Grande for ten years), and I requested some new copies. Yep, just like our president, I have the same new format document. So, I can’t prove I exist to some people, but that’s okay-- it’s my personal idiot filter. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263/100 "2010-08-06T05:36:41Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > > [@Marley23](#): > > > > If I were slightly less ethical I could’ve made some money off this here. :smack: > > Have you seen the Quatloo exchange rate? You’d be lucky to get a night on Risa for a 400 Quatloo pot. Yes, but I look smashing in my new Collar of Obedience and Galt assures me I bear the mark of a fine herd! (Now I just need to learn enough Triskelion to learn who my Provider is. The name is 8 characters long and the last two are different somehow.) CMC fnord! At least we’ve discovered a reliable way to discover who’s about to be banned! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-don123-and-his-fuckwit-brethren/549263.md?page=6)