# For fans of TMI pimple stories - How about a video?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631 "2005-10-30T21:42:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/21 "2005-10-31T22:34:46Z")

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Nothing I’ve ever seen on the Internet has made me want to throw up.

Except that.

I need to wash my eyes out with ammonia after that.

E.

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/22 "2005-11-01T00:53:07Z")

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Well, yuck. I am _very_ sorry I clicked on that. Who the hell would star in a video like that and allow his _face_ to be shown in it?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/23 "2005-11-01T01:27:36Z")

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I… I… I am fascinated and nauseated at the same time.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/24 "2005-11-01T01:29:34Z")

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I **knew** better than to click on that.  
I did it anyway. Uuuurp.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/25 "2005-11-01T02:16:35Z")

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What was the deal with the girl in the background discussing KY Jelly?

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/26 "2005-11-01T05:13:02Z")

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(watches video, frowns, remembers something:) “Honey, I think we need another tube of toothpaste.”

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/27 "2005-11-01T06:10:15Z")

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> [@Batsinma Belfry](#):
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> That’s gonna leave a scar…

Yep. Probably a divot, too. I suspect that adult beverages were involved. I do hope he went to see a doctor afterwards for antibiotic treatment, I’m sure there was still some infection in there.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/28 "2005-11-01T06:15:31Z")

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Was that thing enclosed in a cyst or a sac of some kind? At the end it looked looked like there was some tube structure protruding from the skin that it was being extruded out of.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/29 "2005-11-01T14:26:59Z")

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[Amateurs](http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2387&CAT=movies&NSFW=1&rtn=search-2387&Keywords=zit). You want a cyst, you click on this.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/30 "2005-11-01T14:28:45Z")

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Also, be sure to leave the sound on for that link. It’s 100 times as horrifying if you can hear the skin.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/31 "2005-11-01T15:53:25Z")

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Okay. That was way worse. I don’t need or want sound on that one.

Just the fact that they used a _spoon_ to scoop it up…hooooooorrrggg…

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**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/32 "2005-11-01T17:37:28Z")

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cant type.

just got over food poisoning yesterday.

going to be sick.

Argh!

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/33 "2005-11-01T17:42:45Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> Okay. That was way worse. I don’t need or want sound on that one.
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> Just the fact that they used a _spoon_ to scoop it up…hooooooorrrggg…

But… but… you didn’t get to hear Mr Narrator tell us it was done without any sort of anesthetic or pain killers!

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/34 "2005-11-01T18:40:55Z")

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How can you ever let anything get that big? As either of these two?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/35 "2005-11-01T19:17:43Z")

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> [@toadspittle](#):
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> I assumed that “buttpimple.html” gave it away.

I just click on the pretty blue link.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/36 "2005-11-01T22:01:47Z")

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_gak_  
_gak_  
_hurk_  
_puke_  
Awwwwesome  
_hak_  
_urp_

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/37 "2005-11-01T22:52:51Z")

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What is that white stuff? It looks to clean to be pus.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/38 "2005-11-01T23:03:18Z")

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That there is a fine Camembert.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/39 "2005-11-01T23:32:16Z")

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I’m an ex SDMB MPSIMS mod. Nothing can disgust me. I’m immune.

I closed that second link after 15 seconds. :eek:

What a masochist I am for even opening this thread. Damn.

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**Author:** ![Adoptamom\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-fans-of-tmi-pimple-stories-how-about-a-video/328631/40 "2005-11-01T23:34:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Amateurs. You want a cyst, you click on this.

Mr. Adoptamom normally has a stomach of steel - not anymore. I challenged him to watch that video and keep a straight face. He failed 😃

Side benefit - AdoptaTeens walked in to see what the hoopla was about and they ran screaming from the room again - this thread has been good for clearing the room out TWICE. 😃

I’m putting shortcuts on my desktop to the videos for the next time I need a bit of privacy.

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