For fifty bucks someone will throw your book at J.K. Rowling

[Sigmagirl]

@RealityChuck

Exactly.

Here’s the Atlanta Nights story, which is an entertaining read.

Here’s Atlanta Nights itself (pdf). Remember PublishAmerica was willing to publish it.

Signed
Travis Tea

Don’t forget the YouTube link to the reading. I can’t do it because I’m at work. But it’s magnificent.

[jjimm]

So I guess my dreams of JK Rowling endorsing my Larry Botter and the Geomancer’s Rock are in the trash.

Wonder if I can get a refund.

[twickster]

Moved MPSIMS --> Cafe Society.

[jjimm]

Page removed from PublishAmerica site, denial issued by JK Rowling’s people.

If anyone was taken in by this, they kinda deserve to lose $50.

[RealityChuck]

@Sigmagirl

Don’t forget the YouTube link to the reading. I can’t do it because I’m at work. But it’s magnificent.

You mean this?

[bup]

@RealityChuck

Here’s Atlanta Nights itself (pdf). Remember PublishAmerica was willing to publish it.

Chapter 34 (the computer assembled chapter) kind of rocks:

@Atlanta Nights

He fitted into Bruce’s jacket and tie, his hand up hit, he discovered his name was
too small for Friday, said it’s not open for such a call from a commie round he told
himself. She surely loved those huge mosquitoes . . . Oh, yes.

[Maus_Magill]

@CalMeacham

I beg your pardon! My book is not a vanity novel!

Bur it’s not all that heavy, which is why I ask “How Hard?”

You’ve obviously never dropped it on your toe. You’d quickly reach a different conclusion.

[Arnold_Winkelried]

@RealityChuck

Exactly.

Here’s the Atlanta Nights story, which is an entertaining read.

Here’s Atlanta Nights itself (pdf). Remember PublishAmerica was willing to publish it.

Signed
Travis Tea

I’ve only read half of the first chapter, but this is great stuff! Why can’t I find it in the bookstore?

[RealityChuck]

No bookstore would carry it.

It’s available from Lulu.com. Proceeds go to the SFWA Emergency Medical Fund, which provides financial help to authors hit with medical emergencies.

[DaveEn]

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[DaveEn]

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[Sigmagirl]

@RealityChuck

You mean this?

Yes, and again I am at work so I can’t spend all day listening to that fine, fine voice reading that bad, bad book. Dopers, do yourself a favor.

[Mahaloth]

@bup

Chapter 34 (the computer assembled chapter) kind of rocks:

What were you in your pants that was still pining over and went to the businessman?
My favorite line from the book.

[RealityChuck]

Today’s installment in the saga:

PublishAmerica’s reply to Rowling

This type of letter is a standard tactic of theirs – they trying to intimidate anyone who raises a fuss. It works well with first-time aspiring authors, but is a pretty risky strategy going up against someone who can hire lawyers out of her pocket change.

[Marley23]

My book is a cinderblock with a dust jacket on it. Help me, PublishAmerica!

[bup]

@RealityChuck

Today’s installment in the saga:

PublishAmerica’s reply to Rowling

This type of letter is a standard tactic of theirs – they trying to intimidate anyone who raises a fuss.

I was intimidated when attorney Victor Cretella ended a sentence with three exclamation points!!!

[Estilicon]

We should open a new thread about Atlanta Nights. It’s epic. One chapter is a verbatim copy of another.

One random paragraph:
“Steven was tired the next day, because he and Margaret had made love more than
one time. First in the living room, then in the bedroom, then in the bathroom in the
shower. Then he took her home, and they had held hands like little kids and kissed
outside her door. He couldn’t remember any woman or boy as hot as she was. None ofthose teen-agers had ever been like this. He defiantly wanted to see her again”.

[Ludovic]

Hahahahah. He wanted to see her again and he DIDN’T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT. Brilliant!

[Busy_Scissors]

I could brain JK Rowling with Harry Potter, coll. vol., from my kitchen window, where I an olympic hammer thrower. Lives round the corner from me in Edinburgh. Or at least she did - not heard of a sighting in a while.

[Morbo]

@RealityChuck

Exactly.

Here’s the Atlanta Nights story, which is an entertaining read.

Here’s Atlanta Nights itself (pdf). Remember PublishAmerica was willing to publish it.

Signed
Travis Tea

I’m pissing myself laughing at this. Much obliged!