# For giggles, let's publicly pillory some teenagers for drunkenness.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 3, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865 "2004-12-03T06:03:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/1 "2004-12-03T06:03:08Z")

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So first the local Channel 7 news in Boston (CBS affiliate WHDH) - which is notoriously crappy and tabloidy - thought this was important enough for a top story - [drunken high school cheerleaders arrested before a game](http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/B61695/). I think it was like the third story yesterday night. A slow news night, I’ll grant you, but come on.

The total lack of newsworthiness of the story is NOT what I’m pitting. That’s so par for the course, you barely notice it anymore. But, exactly **why** , did they feel the urgent journalistic necessity to broadcast the **names and photos** of those 2 poor idiot teenagers all over the state? God knows they’re not the first high school kids who’ve been drunk at a public event.

OK OK it sounds like they were totally wasted and they did curse out the cops. But, I’m sorry, why does that justify public humiliation on such a mass scale? And wait. Now the Boston Globe is in on it - it’s their #1 story on [their website](http://www.boston.com/) right now. OK, it is a slow news day, but suddenly they’re getting as much publicity - more - than [this murderer](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/suspect_to_return_to_baltimore_to_face_charge_in_30_year_old_killing/), [this murderer](http://www.boston.com/news/local/maine/articles/2004/12/02/augusta_man_charged_with_murder_in_mother_in_laws_death/), [this embezzler](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/former_bain_librarian_indicted_on_embezzlement_charges/), [this pedophile priest](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/abuse_victim_says_scars_remain/), [and this smorgasbord of campaign fraud, jesus-stealing, homicide, robbery, etc](http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/12/02/ex_bush_ne_campaign_chief_indicted/).

Is this fun for the local news to irreparably destroy the reputations of a couple of admittedly stupid teenagers? Don’t they have any compassion at all? Also aren’t their rules about revealing the identities of minors?

And why must they put me in the position of having to pity and defend cheerleaders?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/2 "2004-12-03T06:08:32Z")

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Come on. If you had half a brain you would realize the mass appeal of cheerleaders loaded out of their minds. You know, dancing around in those short skirts, maybe doing a few flips, and just being all perky in general while being extra suggestible if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/3 "2004-12-03T06:14:51Z")

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Um, the girls gone wild angle wasn’t lost on me. And basically I think the local news is being about as exploitive as the people who put those tapes out. But I’m sorry does that mean they shouldn’t be pitted for it? These girls are minors.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/4 "2004-12-03T10:55:27Z")

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Damn. Here I was thinking they’d been put in actual stocks, pilgrim-style.

Well, it _is_ Boston, after all.  
mmmm… cheerleaders in stocks

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/5 "2004-12-03T11:16:43Z")

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Why just arrest them? Why not arrest every minor at the game … they should know better than to go near a place that might have underage drinking.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/6 "2004-12-03T12:22:55Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Why just arrest them? Why not arrest every minor at the game … they should know better than to go near a place that might have underage drinking.

Don’t laugh, this is SOP where I live.

Minor In Possession laws are often used to arrest and prosecute minors who never actually possessed any alcohol. It makes life so much easier for the police, and if we applied the same logic to homicide we’d be executing more people than cattle.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/7 "2004-12-03T13:23:21Z")

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Oh, damn, I thought you meant they had _actually_ pilloried them. You know, town crier, tomatoes, etc.

Are these people minors? Up here, publishing any personal details about them would be forbidden in such a case.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/8 "2004-12-03T13:36:05Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> \<snip\>…and if we applied the same logic to homicide we’d be executing more people than cattle.

[Charlton Heston voice]

**Soylent Green is PEOPLE!**

[/CHv]

sorry

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/9 "2004-12-03T13:37:24Z")

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**Shagnasty** , have you been listening to [Uncle Bonsai](http://www.yellowtailrecords.com/lyrics/lyr_ub1.html#cheerleaders) lately?

As for the OP, I don’t know how much of a humiliation this will be. I expect the other students at their school (well, the ones who set the tone that everyone else is expected to follow) will greet these two as returning heroes.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/10 "2004-12-03T13:42:48Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Oh, damn, I thought you meant they had _actually_ pilloried them. You know, town crier, tomatoes, etc.
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> Are these people minors? Up here, publishing any personal details about them would be forbidden in such a case.

Yes.

> [@](#):
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> Kristina Minahan and Carla Savini, both 17, were arraigned yesterday in Salem District Court. Minahan pleaded innocent. Savini avoided court when police recommended her for a youth diversion program.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/11 "2004-12-03T15:07:43Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> [Charlton Heston voice]
> 
> **Soylent Green is PEOPLE!**
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> [/CHv]
> 
> sorry

Spoilers, **Greathouse** , spoilers! 🆒

I’m watching the movie for the first time (about halfway through), although I’m very, very familiar with the story, so I’m not really spoiled.

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/12 "2004-12-03T15:44:27Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Spoilers, **Greathouse** , spoilers! 🆒
> 
> I’m watching the movie for the first time (about halfway through), although I’m very, very familiar with the story, so I’m not really spoiled.

Shit! Sorry about that. It never occurred to me that someone may be watching the film. :smack:

Glad to hear that I didn’t actually ruin it for you, but your comments will have me paying more attention next time.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/13 "2004-12-03T16:05:46Z")

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High school cheerladers caught _drinking???_ Stop the friggin’ presses!

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/14 "2004-12-03T16:37:49Z")

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> [@uglybeech](#):
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> …snip…  
> OK OK it sounds like they were totally wasted and they did curse out the cops. But, I’m sorry, why does that justify public humiliation on such a mass scale? And wait. Now the Boston Globe is in on it - it’s their #1 story on [their website](http://www.boston.com/) right now. OK, it is a slow news day, but suddenly they’re getting as much publicity - more - than [this murderer](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/suspect_to_return_to_baltimore_to_face_charge_in_30_year_old_killing/), [this murderer](http://www.boston.com/news/local/maine/articles/2004/12/02/augusta_man_charged_with_murder_in_mother_in_laws_death/), [this embezzler](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/former_bain_librarian_indicted_on_embezzlement_charges/), [this pedophile priest](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/12/02/abuse_victim_says_scars_remain/), [and this smorgasbord of campaign fraud, jesus-stealing, homicide, robbery, etc](http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/12/02/ex_bush_ne_campaign_chief_indicted/).
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> Is this fun for the local news to irreparably destroy the reputations of a couple of admittedly stupid teenagers? Don’t they have any compassion at all? Also aren’t their rules about revealing the identities of minors?

They may not have been minors if they were 18.

But there’s nothing wrong with posting their names and pictures all over the place. There is not enough shame in today’s society. If you know that you are going to be publicly humiliated if you screw up, you’ll be less likely to screw up.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/15 "2004-12-03T19:13:44Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> They may not have been minors if they were 18.

As **Meatros** points out, above, they most certainly _are_ minors - 17 years of age, as listed in media reports.

Shaming someone over the age of majority? Yeah, sure. Why not? Shaming minors? No.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/16 "2004-12-03T19:15:51Z")

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Not to mention that the only ones named were the cheerleaders.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/17 "2004-12-03T19:34:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> High School cheerleaders in hot water

I think I’ve seen that movie…

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**Author:** ![Voodoochile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/898d66/32.png) [@Voodoochile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voodoochile)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/18 "2004-12-04T06:38:24Z")

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> [@uglybeech](#):
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> OK OK it sounds like they were totally wasted and they did curse out the cops. But, I’m sorry, why does that justify public humiliation on such a mass scale?

Well, why do you assume its humiliation? Sounds like adoration to me. The fact that teens still get drunk and cuss out cops gives me a glimmer of hope for the future.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/19 "2004-12-04T08:14:35Z")

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Y’know, I’m finding it hard to drum up any moral indignation over this. Couple of 17 year olds get drunk, get stupid and get caught. Frankly they OUGHT to be hideously embarrassed and I betcha that they’ll think twice before doing it again. Might also make a couple of other teenagers think about it before doing it the first time.

When I was in high school I did something dumb and lied to the principal. He found me and my buddy on the courtyard during lunch and marched us both off to his office in front of over a thousand people. We got chewed out and spent an hour or two after school picking up garbage. That was the last time I did something like that, and it wasn’t Sanitation Duty that did it, it was the sheer embarrassment of getting busted in front of everyone else.

Feeling a little public humiliation is a pretty powerful motivational tool for a teenager. Whatever other punishment these two undergo (fine, counseling, substance abuse program, etc) I’ll wager that they will remember having their names and faces splashed all over the evening news long after they’ve forgotten working at Mickey D’s to pay a fine.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-giggles-lets-publicly-pillory-some-teenagers-for-drunkenness/277865/20 "2004-12-04T08:55:36Z")

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> [@Valgard](#):
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> Y’know, I’m finding it hard to drum up any moral indignation over this. Couple of 17 year olds get drunk, get stupid and get caught. Frankly they OUGHT to be hideously embarrassed and I betcha that they’ll think twice before doing it again. Might also make a couple of other teenagers think about it before doing it the first time.

While I agree with the sentiment that they SHOULD “pay”. I don’t think it really does any good. Too damn many of the little heathens, as someone already pointed out, will think that something like this is very cool, an opportunity for hero worship.

Too many kids nowadays are just determined to do what they want, and be “bad as they wanna be”. They don’t care…much as we wish that this sort of thing would “teach them a lesson” it won’t.

Not for the sort outlined in the OPs article anyway. Entitled, spoiled classless JDs.

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