# For God's sake, someone start a Mullinator 2000 thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633 "2000-10-27T18:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/1 "2000-10-27T18:18:42Z")
Here’s to you, you Phillistine. And just for you, I have arranged for your favorite band, **Concrete Enema** , to play their rousing hit : _ **Mix it in the Bag.** _ Happy 2000, and many many more. You tall freak. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/2 "2000-10-27T18:25:56Z")
He already started one. But I can’t go play. Can I play over here? _pout_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/3 "2000-10-27T18:28:06Z")
If Falcon’s here, I’m here! 🙂 Happy 2000, Mullinator. And, hey, I love the sig. Hehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/4 "2000-10-27T18:38:16Z")
Who??? Isn’t he that short Democrat that hates basketball and loves felching???. Anywasy happy 2000th Mullinator, it seems only like yesterday we had a 1000 post party for you. Cheers: Keith ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/5 "2000-10-27T19:00:58Z")
Mullinator 2000? Is he announcing a late run at The White House? Hmmm … that could work. Conservative, with height intimidation while dealing with puny foreigners. And he already has his inspirational, rags-to-riches, America-is-the-land-of-opportunity story. (About how he was unemployed just after getting a new house and things looked bleak and now they’re way better.) Balance the ticket with someone possessing better fantasy football skills, and you have my vote! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/6 "2000-10-27T19:19:52Z")
I pledge to run on a ticket of poker, basketball, and annexing the state of Maryland to the Cubans. I also may or may not be willing to felch the future first lady. I will let the American people make that decision. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/7 "2000-10-27T19:32:57Z")
So Milo…clearly I should be VP, then? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/8 "2000-10-27T20:04:31Z")
Congratulations on your nomination, **Mullinator**! You might try that “chicken in every pot” thing. It worked well for Hoover, or was it Roosevelt? And coincidentally, I see that you just passed the 2000 post mark. Congrats on that as well! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/9 "2000-10-28T08:52:30Z")
Congratulations to Mullinator on his 2000th post! Let’s see: we just had Mr. Cynical, an ex football prospect, celebrate his 2000th post milestone. Now we have Mullinator, an ex basketball prospect (IIRC), celebrate HIS 2000th post milestone. Well, look at that, I’m not too far from my 2000th post, and I was an excellent prospect in… …chess. Sort of. I won a game in the chess club now and again. Almost as many as I lost. Bah! Congratulations, again, to Mullinator–Falcon, out of charity’s sake, shouldn’t you release him from his sig obligation? [sub]didn’t think so[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/10 "2000-10-28T15:03:25Z")
I thought “Mullinator 2000” was some sort of new kitchen appliance from Ronco. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/11 "2000-10-28T16:35:00Z")
DRY, Considering the bet was HIS idea? HELL NO. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/12 "2000-10-29T10:47:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*DRY, > > Considering the bet was HIS idea? > > HELL NO. > > 😃 \*\* Psst. Falcon? [sub]I didn’t really want you to change it. Just trying to do the fake-o Politically Correct thing. Along with the “compassion makes you look good to the chicks” thing. Besides, the sonofabitch got TWO post party threads as it is. I think he should keep his sig twice as long as the original bet![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/13 "2000-10-29T13:17:30Z")
That’s it DRY, you’re going on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/14 "2000-10-29T13:37:28Z")
Happy 2000, Mullinator! I’d vote for you, but I’m already voting for Jester. ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-someone-start-a-mullinator-2000-thread/38633/15 "2000-10-30T06:18:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\*That’s it DRY, you’re going on the list. \*\* I hope you don’t mean _this_ list: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > **I also may or may not be willing to felch the future first lady.** :eek: