# for God's sake, Stay in the Santa Line! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995 "2015-11-30T00:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/1 "2015-11-30T00:08:53Z")
A friend of mine posted [this](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/cthulhu%20line_zps3190arji.jpg) on my facebook page, because he knows I have the taint of eldritch horror. So I said, “ha ha! ‘stay in the Santa line!’” and posted [this.](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/stay%20in%20the%20santa%20line_zpsztnstyej.jpg) I’d like to see everyone else’s take on “stay in the Santa line.” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/2 "2015-11-30T23:51:20Z")
Heh. I guess throw in a little clown and you’d have mine…something like [![](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/25/37/02/5632169/3/960x540.jpg) ](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/25/37/02/5632169/3/960x540.jpg) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/3 "2015-12-01T00:06:24Z")
I 'unno, I doubt [this guy](http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bad-santa_610.jpg) can see you do _anything_! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/4 "2015-12-01T00:12:39Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I 'unno, I doubt [this guy](http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bad-santa_610.jpg) can see you do _anything_! Or, he sees double!! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/5 "2015-12-01T00:35:11Z")
[“Dammit, I’m Jewish!”](http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/720/700683364_1306486.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/6 "2015-12-01T21:10:21Z")
That’s funny, he doesn’t look Jewish. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/7 "2015-12-01T21:58:44Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18902189#post18902189](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18902189#post18902189) **brujaja** , thinking of you in that thread! ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/8 "2015-12-01T22:03:01Z")
> [@brujaja](#): > > A friend of mine posted [this](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/cthulhu%20line_zps3190arji.jpg) on my facebook page, because he knows I have the taint of eldritch horror. Does having eldrich horror there make it harder or easier to keep your taint clean? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/9 "2015-12-01T23:17:16Z")
[Mrs. Santa is showing her age:](http://d2eu5panhhlmd4.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/DSC01360.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/10 "2015-12-02T01:57:54Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > Does having eldrich horror there make it harder or easier to keep your taint clean? 'taint easy. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/11 "2015-12-02T21:50:01Z")
“and I want a My Little Shoggoth, and Powder of Ibn Ghazi chemistry set, and a Wilbur Watley doll and my mom says I haveta get a primer on non-euclidean ge- om- try. And a pony that goes teke li-li” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/12 "2015-12-02T23:59:47Z")
“…and a Herbert West _Re-animator_ action figure, with the play-syringe that glows with that colour outta space…”. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-gods-sake-stay-in-the-santa-line/738995/13 "2015-12-03T22:58:48Z")
I got a gift certificate to thinkgeek from a friend. Happy Early Christmas dance!!!