# For guys only... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 3, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283 "2001-01-03T19:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![B\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@B\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_P)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/1 "2001-01-03T19:47:36Z")
I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private, so I thought I’d bring it here (I apologize if this has already been done)… Which one do you pick, Christina or Brittney (I’m sure you know what I mean)??? For me, it’s a no-brainer. It’s got to be Christina. I mean come on, she’s way hotter! Look how skinny she is! Brittney looks as if she’s gonna get fat in a few years. Christina’s a way better dancer (Brittney just looks, well, awkward when she tries to dance and lip sync… er, sing). And that’s another thing - Christina’s can actually sing (regardless of how awful the songs are). But I must say, to me, she sure looks like a bitch, or it looks as if she could turn into a bitch at the drop of a hat, but damn, she’s fine! I’ll give the Britinator that - she does look like she’s a nice person. Don’t get me wrong, Brittney is fine, but Christina’s hotter. (By the way, if there is a website or another discussion board out there that has this same debate, a link would be most helpful). ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/2 "2001-01-03T19:50:31Z")
ummm not really a GD…and check IMHO…this has already been covered… ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/3 "2001-01-03T19:52:30Z")
Come on, Spears is it. I like the girls with a little meat on them. Chris can go hang out with Fiona and do statistical charts of which tool better aids bulemia. 😉 Or which fluids anorexics can live off the longest 😃 😃 Though, if we’re not actually objectifying them and talking about them as people, I have no idea. I wasn’t aware that they actually were people 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/4 "2001-01-03T19:52:48Z")
I wouldn’t touch either of them with a rented dick. ---
**Author:** ![B\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@B\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_P)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/5 "2001-01-03T20:02:32Z")
You’re killing me aynrandlover!!! Not only do you pick Fattney, uh, I mean _Brittney_, over Chistina, but now your bashing my all-time favorite, Fiona Apple! I don’t even consider Fiona to be in the same league as the other two - Fiona is a _legitimate_ musician and song writer. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/6 "2001-01-03T20:12:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\* > I wouldn’t touch either of them with a rented dick. \*\* “Ha-ha-thunk.” (Sound of my ass being laughed off.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/7 "2001-01-03T20:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by B\_\_P \* > \*\*It’s got to be Christina. I mean come on, she’s way hotter! Look how skinny she is! Brittney looks as if she’s gonna get fat in a few years. \*\* In a few years, no one’s gonna give a damn about either one of them. I agree, Christina’s a better singer and maybe she’s a better dancer, but that wasn’t REALLY your question, was it now? Brittney. ---
**Author:** ![B\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@B\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_P)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/8 "2001-01-03T20:20:13Z")
_Originally posted by kunilou_ **In a few years, no one’s gonna give a damn about either one of them.** Only if we’re all really, really lucky. **…but that wasn’t REALLY your question, was it now?** Very true. Good point. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/9 "2001-01-03T20:47:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by B\_\_P \* > Not only do you pick Fattney, uh, I mean _Brittney_… HAHAHA. Really, though, I mean what is she but a female look-alike of the lead singer of The Black Crowes? Come on…leave the heroin-addict skinnies to Trainspotting freaks…I want a real woman!!! 😉 Besides, she does those FOX special concerts…whew! is all I can say. 'Course, I did have the volume turned down… but just watching her on stage beats VIP all to hell (well, unless the episode is Natalie Raitano intensive, of course). I don’t know much about Christina but the thing that kills me about Britney is how she dresses sexy, and I mean she does have something to show, but plays all innocent. MAN, that just kills me! Got a few Rolling Stones with Christina…ehhh…I mean, I’d do her, don’t get me wrong, but man Spears…COME ON… hahah 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/10 "2001-01-03T21:00:36Z")
TBH, I wouldn’t know which is which. But having been without for over a year now, I’d do 'em both if I had a chance. Oh, and **andros,** if I rented my dick out to you, you’d be allowed… ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/11 "2001-01-03T21:39:35Z")
[done](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30974) and [done](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49584) again. Oh and Britney. ---
**Author:** ![diamud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@diamud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diamud)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/12 "2001-01-03T21:49:42Z")
Britney…would be glad to “hit” her one more time ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/13 "2001-01-03T21:59:38Z")
[Moderator Hat ON] Moving to IMHO. [Moderator Hat OFF] ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/14 "2001-01-03T22:09:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Which one do you pick, Christina or Brittney (I’m sure you know what I mean)??? Depends which one comes with a more reliable patch kit. What? You mean those things are actually _human_? Nahhhhh, I don’t believe it. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/15 "2001-01-03T23:50:55Z")
“Which one do you pick, Christina or Brittney” What high school is this? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/16 "2001-01-04T02:50:29Z")
The Choice Is Clear: I’d Rather Screw Myself! Both of them are relatively Fugly (F—in ugly, in laymens terms). Yet again, reitterating the fact that I am 16, and they both suck. For me, it’s all about Madonna… she’s still got it. ---
**Author:** ![Tzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/17 "2001-01-04T06:17:59Z")
Christina is too damn thin and too damn pale. She looks like a 14 year old girl. Britney is a knock-out. Beautiful skin tone, cute face, voluptous body. Sure, neither of them have any talent, but hey, you don’t have to audition to fuck me. ---
**Author:** ![SpartanDC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@SpartanDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpartanDC)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/18 "2001-01-04T08:10:18Z")
Christina looks like those girls in the mall that you knew would sleep with anything but that you yourself would never, ever sleep with. Skinny and skanky, and I’ve never seen her crack a natural smile. Britney… a true bayou beauty. Voluptuous, pretty eyes, pretty, well, everything. And I honestly think her boobs are real (they’re naturally shaped, not perfectly circular). She’s just a classically hot girl. Not as good a voice as Christina, but her songs are far catchier. But would I do her? After that cover of Satisfaction, not a chance in hell. Well… maybe. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/19 "2001-01-04T08:54:37Z")
Christina? I don’t know. I never stopped channel-surfing long enough to watch one of her videos. Britney, on the other hand–I don’t like her voice. Or her singing style. Or her lyrics. Or her tunes. Or her back-up vocalists. Or her instrumentals. Or her arrangements. But when she starts dancing around in those skimpy outfits, she becomes my favorite musician in the whole world. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/20 "2001-01-04T09:12:11Z")
> [@](#): > > For me, it’s a no-brainer. It’s got to be Christina. I mean come on, she’s way hotter! Look how skinny she is! Brittney looks as if she’s gonna get fat in a few years. Christina’s a way better dancer (Brittney just looks, well, awkward when she tries to dance and lip sync… er, sing). And that’s another thing - Christina’s can actually sing (regardless of how awful the songs are). Of course! She’s the hottest thing on this planet since Jane\*. Man, I was at Psycoblast, and she was hot in her genie outfit _drool_ \*Check MPSIMS for my thread on ‘Jane’. Of course, Jane’s much hotter 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283.md?page=2)