# For guys only... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 3, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283 "2001-01-03T19:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/21 "2001-01-04T09:23:46Z")
\*\*mega the roo[\b]. What??? She wasn’t an option? Ah shit!! Ummmm, well ok. Brittney then. ---
**Author:** ![Scarred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Scarred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarred)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/22 "2001-01-04T16:49:19Z")
_ **Total and complete hijack** _ Last night I saw a Shania Twain concert on VH1. “Hot” does not even describe her. She can’t sing, but I don’t care. She is absolutely and completely drop-dead gorgeous. I’ll leave Christina and Britney for the junior high boys, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/23 "2001-01-04T17:20:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scarred \* > \*\*_ **Total and complete hijack** _ Last night I saw a Shania Twain concert on VH1. “Hot” does not even describe her. She can’t sing, but I don’t care. She is absolutely and completely drop-dead gorgeous. I’ll leave Christina and Britney for the junior high boys, thank you. \*\* I’m powerless against Shania and her magical leopard suit, but if I have to choose, I’ll take Britney and her skin-tight PVC. Yummy! * * * Pete Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer ---
**Author:** ![B\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@B\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_P)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/24 "2001-01-04T18:09:29Z")
I don’t know. I know a lot of guys out there are totally hot for Shania, but I find her completely sexless. She seems to wholesome - despite what she wears. I just think she has an uptight look. Just because you dress sexy, doesn’t make you sexy. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/25 "2001-01-04T19:51:13Z")
and I decided that I’m going to take offense to: > [@](#): > > I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private please rethink your use of the word “know.” Or at least put in the disclaimer “…in high school” ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/26 "2001-01-04T20:22:11Z")
Get head from Spears. Screw Christina. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/27 "2001-01-05T02:07:46Z")
…and following up on **BlessedWolf’s** comment, why is this thread limited only to guys? Anyway, for singing, give me Lena Horne over those two pale, anoxeric, media-created girls any day! ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/28 "2001-01-05T02:38:25Z")
What is with this high school shit? Females stop being attractive after graduation? ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/29 "2001-01-05T02:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*The Choice Is Clear: > > I’d Rather Screw Myself! Both of them are relatively Fugly (F—in ugly, in laymens terms). Yet again, reitterating the fact that I am 16, and they both suck. For me, it’s all about Madonna… she’s still got it. \*\* Madonna? That spaced-toothed, buck-toothed, fake ass Brit accent talking, ugly bimbo, looks like Chunk from the Goonies. She wasn’t hit with the ugly stick, she RAN through the ugly FOREST, at night. Its like saying Janet Reno looks great in a tankini. ::shudder:: … Janet Reno… tankini… ---
**Author:** ![Killuminati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/50afbb/32.png) [@Killuminati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Killuminati)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/30 "2001-01-05T07:45:01Z")
I would pick Britney she is fine, put Britney and Mandy Moore together that is one fine piece of ass. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/31 "2001-01-05T18:11:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aynrandlover \* > \*\*What is with this high school shit? Females stop being attractive after graduation? \*\* No, it’s just that once you’ve grown up, you find better things to talk about than “Brittney vs. Christina.” What’s next? “Who would you rather boink: Betty or Wilma?” Don’t get me wrong, rhetoric like this is fine–at 3am after you’ve gone through an entire quarter bag. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/32 "2001-01-05T21:40:45Z")
Neither. Find me someone who isn’t that skinny, doesn’t dye her hair . . . is fully female, etc. Wait, I have someone like that. Nevermind:) As for “I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private” . . . Yeah, we have. Our debate, however, was about which is more repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/33 "2001-01-05T21:52:25Z")
While “Come on Over” is a good song, I just can’t pass up great tunes like “Lucky”, “Stronger” and “oops… I did it again”. Britney Rocks! Oh, and she’s hotter too… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/34 "2001-01-06T06:19:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*and I decided that I’m going to take offense to: > > > [@](#): > > > > I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private > > please rethink your use of the word “know.” Or at least put in the disclaimer “…in high school” \*\* I think JR. High would be more like it. ---
**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/35 "2001-01-06T11:23:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aynrandlover \* > \*\*Come on, Spears is it. I like the girls with a little meat on them. Chris can go hang out with Fiona and do statistical charts of which tool better aids bulemia. 😉 Or which fluids anorexics can live off the longest 😃 😃 > > Though, if we’re not actually objectifying them and talking about them as people, I have no idea. I wasn’t aware that they actually were people 😉 😃 \*\* yep…gotta agree with that! come on B\_P, trying to do someone as skinny as C…I’d be too scared I’d snap her in half! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/36 "2001-01-06T11:39:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > Madonna? That spaced-toothed, buck-toothed, fake ass Brit accent talking, ugly bimbo, looks like Chunk from the Goonies. She wasn’t hit with the ugly stick, she RAN through the ugly FOREST, at night. Its like saying Janet Reno looks great in a tankini. > > ::shudder:: … Janet Reno… tankini… \*\* And the last time you won a beauty contest was? People who focus on the looks of others and are critical generally are fugly or quite attractive… but everyone inevitably gets balanced out over time and doesn’t keep what they had or retain the fugly they started with. There are better things to focus on and lord over people… like intellect. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/37 "2001-01-06T22:24:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by c\_goat \* > \*\*While “Come on Over” is a good song, > > I just can’t pass up great tunes like “Lucky”, “Stronger” and “oops… I did it again”. > > Britney Rocks! > > Oh, and she’s hotter too… 😃 \*\* You do realize that these songs are written by other people FOR her and others signed to the same label to sing, right? She doesn’t write 'em herself. As for the second part, define hot. ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/38 "2001-01-07T06:10:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Get head from Spears. Screw Christina. I’d reverse that. You need something to grab when actually doing the wild thing, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/39 "2001-01-07T09:41:10Z")
“I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private…” It scares me to think that someone can know what I do in private with such certainty. From whence did this power come? Perhaps a stray lightning bolt struck B\_P while he was looking at fan sites and he was suddenly privy to all my deepest darkest secrets? He must be stopped. 🙂 Define “hot”? Lola. She blows my mind. That’s what counts. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283/40 "2001-01-08T01:23:38Z")
Bumping this thread so c\_goat and B\_\_P can find it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-guys-only/48283.md?page=3)