# For heterosexual men and lesbians only.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 1, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259 "2000-07-01T07:24:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/1 "2000-07-01T07:24:45Z")
Raise your hand if you wish that Sigorney Weaver had shown a bit more of herself in Galaxy Quest. MMmmmmROWR!
::surveys a sea of raised hands::
That’s what I thought.
–Tim
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### Author:  [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/2 "2000-07-01T07:30:43Z")
I’m not a lesbian, but I certainly agree that she should have shown more! Even straight girls can appreciate another female’s beauty! 😃
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/3 "2000-07-01T10:49:53Z")
Wanna see more of Sigourney Weaver? Go rent “Alien” (the first one), and you can get a nice view of her bony butt crack. And she was twenty years younger, no less!
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/4 "2000-07-01T23:27:07Z")
Sigorney Weaver? What is this girl? 40? 45?
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### Author:  [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/5 "2000-07-02T00:00:00Z")
Sigourney was surprisingly hot in that movie - actually, suspiciously hot. I honestly didn’t recognize her at first, and after I did I watched the credits carefully to see if “Industrial Light & Magic” were listed as “makeup artists for Ms. Weaver”.
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### Author:  [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/6 "2000-07-02T00:01:45Z")
Oh, and welcome back Homey!
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/7 "2000-07-02T00:07:25Z")
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> Sigorney Weaver? What is this girl? 40? 45?
You’re right, handy. There’s no way a woman of that age can possibly be sexy.
[/sarcasm]
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### Author:  [@Eggs\_a\_la\_Ted](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggs_a_la_Ted)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/8 "2000-07-02T00:57:43Z")
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> > Sigorney Weaver? What is this girl? 40? 45?
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> You’re right, handy. There’s no way a woman of that age can possibly be sexy.
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Since she’s over 50, he might have meant it as a compliment.
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### Author:  [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/9 "2000-07-02T04:29:24Z")
[hijack]
Hey, RT, I just finished _The Other Side of the World_!
The Aubrey/Maturin series is one of my favourites.
[/hijack]
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### Author:  [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/10 "2000-07-02T04:33:31Z")
Smart is sexy.
Yeah, I was quite intriqued by Weaver in Galaxy Quest. Then again, I’ve always liked her. I’d love to to see her play a lesbian love scene at least once.
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/11 "2000-07-02T04:49:52Z")
Since Ms Weaver does not seem the sort to resort to implants, I assume her “figure” in that movie is a great a tribute to foundation garments as Julia Roberts’ in “Erin Brokavitch.” Ms Roberts said “it took a village” to give her that bust.
This is not to say that neither has a beautiful, normal, REAL, though bony, figure.
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### Author:  [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/12 "2000-07-02T09:19:11Z")
She has small breasts. She showed in them in a movie she did a long time ago with Michael Caine. Doesn’t look like she had any surgery, just a push up bra in Galaxy Quest.
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/13 "2000-07-02T16:03:15Z")
She would use a body double. She’s not a stupic chick.
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### Author:  [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/14 "2000-07-03T00:57:48Z")
Major Feelgud
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> She has small breasts. She showed in them in a movie she did a long time ago with Michael Caine. Doesn’t look like she had any surgery, just a push up bra in Galaxy Quest.\*\*
Yeah, that was **Half Moon Street** from 1986. She was riding an exercise bike while topless and it was one of the wierder sexual scenes I have seen. She had a physique that was different than any I had seen though not unappealing by any means and she had a confidence and lack of self consciousness made her very sexy.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/15 "2000-07-03T01:43:22Z")
[hijack]
rjk, you’re _way_ ahead of me - I’m still waiting for my library to turn up a copy of _Mauritius Command_ for me. But as you have probably gathered, I’ve greatly enjoyed the first three, and expect to have a pleasant summer reading the remaining 17!
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### Author:  [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-heterosexual-men-and-lesbians-only/24259/16 "2000-07-03T02:22:58Z")
[still hijacking]
I haven’t actually read the full set; the libraries I can find are frustrating that way.
And I have no more room to actually _buy_ books until I get another bookcase and do a major purge.
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