# For Men Only (WAY WAY TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677 "2002-11-14T05:02:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eidolon909](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce7236/32.png) [@Eidolon909](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eidolon909)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/1 "2002-11-14T05:02:06Z")
How powerful is your ejaculation? Can you punch holes through paper or do you simply ooze out the end? Having never been in a situation to see another man ejaculate except in Porno I have to wonder what the variation is. Because the men in Porno seem to have extremely powerful shots in distance, volume and force. Whereas I personally, can only generate such volume and force after at least a week or more of abstaining. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/2 "2002-11-14T08:40:23Z")
I once demolished an apartment complex with it. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/3 "2002-11-14T08:46:44Z")
I have been asked to volunteer for help in SDI research using the power of my ejaculations. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/4 "2002-11-14T08:58:39Z")
The Asteroid Belt was a planet before I let loose on it once. ---
**Author:** ![Eidolon909](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce7236/32.png) [@Eidolon909](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eidolon909)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/5 "2002-11-14T09:08:17Z")
Never a better example of over compensation there was. ---
**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/6 "2002-11-14T09:12:00Z")
Congratulations on your 100th post, **Eidolon909**! You couldn’t have chosen a better thread for it. -wm ---
**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/7 "2002-11-14T11:09:46Z")
I once shot a wad about four feet. It would have gone further, but a wall stopped it. DON’T ask what I was doing to cause this. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/8 "2002-11-14T11:13:53Z")
You know the [horsehead nebula](http://www.aao.gov.au/images/captions/aat036.html) ? Well, not being one to brag… ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/9 "2002-11-14T13:00:47Z")
I admit it - I caused the Big Bang. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/10 "2002-11-14T13:42:38Z")
Hell, I **was** the Big Bang. Aw, yeah. BTW, I almost didn’t click on this thread. I mean after all, if it’s WAY WAY too much info, why would I wanna know? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/11 "2002-11-14T14:09:14Z")
My husband can usually shoot five feet standing up. Once he got 6 and a half feet. It is pwerful enough that I can relly feel the squirting when he comes in side of me. The reason he measures is that I love watching him. It turns me on and in turn I do things he likes. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/12 "2002-11-14T14:53:30Z")
The Taliban asked for my help in destroying the Bamiyan buddhas, but I turned them down. My power should only be used for good, not evil. I attribute it to my great-grandfather; he was recruited to clear the Panama Canal. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/13 "2002-11-14T14:55:00Z")
The force of my ejaculation once knocked out my girlfriend’s filling. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/14 "2002-11-14T15:57:42Z")
You know that artillery shell they shot with a laser last week… ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/15 "2002-11-14T15:59:06Z")
Are you saying you shot the shell that distance, or you had the volume and coherence of the laser? Or if you managed both, then sir, I doff my cap to you. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/16 "2002-11-14T16:39:04Z")
My shots helped tilt the leaning tower. Except by the time they reached the fourteenth floor the energy company turned off the electricity. And you know how it is - no lights, no camera, no action. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/17 "2002-11-14T16:59:02Z")
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…” ---
**Author:** ![booklover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@booklover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booklover)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/18 "2002-11-14T18:12:24Z")
This thread shouldn’t say TMI, it should say ROFLMAO! ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/19 "2002-11-14T18:18:45Z")
For me, it’s not so much the power as the muzzle velocity, so to speak. It can be a little disconcerting to let loose and hear this giant boom that shakes the neighborhood as my ejaculate breaks the sound barrier. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677/20 "2002-11-14T19:11:33Z")
Man of steel, woman of kleenex. Thanks, Niven! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-men-only-way-way-tmi/136677.md?page=2)