# For our new friend Timo **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 21, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775 "2013-08-21T03:34:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/21 "2013-08-21T11:59:33Z")
I like how his kind come here and think that the Chick Tract approach will actually work. “Golly, this Jesus guy died for _my_ sins? Why didn’t anybody ever tell me about him before??” ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/22 "2013-08-21T12:27:22Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > There is no fucking god. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/23 "2013-08-21T12:28:39Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > I say we keep him. OK, but where? The cabinets are all full. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/24 "2013-08-21T13:10:11Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > Cite? Well, given that they think there is only one of Him, if He is fucking, He’s shooting blanks. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/25 "2013-08-21T13:52:58Z")
As witnessing goes, it’s a lot less irritating than ringing my doorbell early on weekend mornings or leaving opened tracts on the public urinal.\* \*especially when they’re too high to aim at without making a mess. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/26 "2013-08-21T14:00:44Z")
> [@Zakalwe](#): > > Well, given that they think there is only one of Him, if He is fucking, He’s shooting blanks. Denying the Trinity, eh? ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/27 "2013-08-21T14:03:09Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > As witnessing goes, it’s a lot less irritating than ringing my doorbell early on weekend mornings or leaving opened tracts on the public urinal.\* > > \*especially when they’re too high to aim at without making a mess. It takes just a second to drop the tracts in the bowl and have a very fulfilling game of battleship with them. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/28 "2013-08-21T14:05:13Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > It’s not a record. Yeah, seems to me we had a poster once Pitted just for their user name. Never posted. Someone else do the search, I’m on sabbatical\*. \*“I do not think that word means what you think it means.” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/29 "2013-08-21T14:07:18Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Denying the Trinity, eh? Carbs, fats, and proteins? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/30 "2013-08-21T14:07:47Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Denying the Trinity, eh? Would that count as incest or masturbation? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/31 "2013-08-21T14:07:50Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Carbs, fats, and proteins? Kirk Spock McCoy ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/32 "2013-08-21T14:13:54Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Kirk Spock McCoy Onions, Celery and Bell Peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/33 "2013-08-21T14:20:00Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Onions, Celery and Bell Peppers. I prefer the mirepoix, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/34 "2013-08-21T14:55:05Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > There is no fucking god. > [@septimus](#): > > Cite? There hasn’t been a fucking god since Philotes of the Ancient Greeks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/35 "2013-08-21T14:59:20Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > There hasn’t been a fucking god since Philotes of the Ancient Greeks. 🙂 Isn’t the Christian God notorious for deliberately NOT fucking Mary to have a kid? Combined with that “wrestling” match he had overnight with Jacob, you have to wonder if Evangelicals are barking up the wrong tree with their opposition to homosexuality. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/36 "2013-08-21T15:11:26Z")
I don’t know why we don’t just create a witnessing forum so trees can fall in the forest with no one there. OTOH, this is such a troll-friendly message board, one can hardly blame them from coming here. DNFTT. Once, just once, why don’t we let a witnessing OP stand by itself with no response and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/37 "2013-08-21T15:18:32Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Isn’t the Christian God notorious for deliberately NOT fucking Mary to have a kid? Guilted that kid right into it. Then later he stole Mary Magdelene from another pimp’s stable. I’m thinking we outta call him Huggy-God. “I am what I am. Now, where’s that money, bitch!?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/38 "2013-08-21T15:26:42Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > DNFTT. Once, just once, why don’t we let a witnessing OP stand by itself with no response and see what happens. Because that would take a miracle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/39 "2013-08-21T15:44:33Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I don’t know why we don’t just create a witnessing forum so trees can fall in the forest with no one there. > > OTOH, this is such a troll-friendly message board, one can hardly blame them from coming here. > > DNFTT. Once, just once, why don’t we let a witnessing OP stand by itself with no response and see what happens. And how would that fight the ignorance of the witnessing OP? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775/40 "2013-08-21T15:54:30Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Hopefully to Banned in four. Yeah, new posters who don’t stick to the pre-approved topics of “Obama is awesome.”, “Bush is the most evil person evar!!!11!” and “All religion is fake and stupid and you’re a fucking retard if you ever have had one thought that it might not be.” should be banned forthwith. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > DNFTT. Once, just once, why don’t we let a witnessing OP stand by itself with no response and see what happens. But we are the smartest, most intelligence, coolest and best looking people on the internet so it is our duty to correct everyone else who dare darken our doorway. If we didn’t do that then the entire internet would soon collapse and shortly after the US economy. And since Amercia is Gods’ chosen people this would piss Him off and he would smight the rest of the world and end humanity. Surely you are not suggesting we abandon our sacred duties?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-our-new-friend-timo/666775.md?page=3)