# For the fans of Ann Coulter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739 "2003-01-24T23:03:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/1 "2003-01-24T23:03:38Z")

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Our friend **Ann Coulter** has a new book coming out: **Treason**

I wonder who the traitors are?

[http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1400050308/wilsixst3-20/ref%3Dnosim/104-5933577-9042305](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1400050308/wilsixst3-20/ref%3Dnosim/104-5933577-9042305)  
I placed this in the pit because most of Ann’s threads end up here.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/2 "2003-01-24T23:06:44Z")

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Was Ann Coulter born an evil stupid bitch, or did she have to work on it?

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/3 "2003-01-24T23:06:58Z")

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Nice black dress.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/4 "2003-01-24T23:14:01Z")

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Goddammit! Thanks to me clicking that link, Amazon’s “Page You Made” feature kicked in and suggested for me all sorts of other wonderful books by Ann Coulter!

Fortunately, I found the “clear” button before I went truly nuts.

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**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/5 "2003-01-24T23:16:18Z")

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> Customers who wear clothes also shop for…

Is Amazon developing a sense of humor? Or did I just never notice this before?

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**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/6 "2003-01-24T23:19:44Z")

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All zero of them?

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/7 "2003-01-24T23:25:38Z")

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Actually, the book is about the Iran-Contra scandal…you guys need to stop jumping to conclusions. Fucking liberals.

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**Author:** ![light\_strand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@light\_strand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/light_strand)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/8 "2003-01-24T23:39:36Z")

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Is is, Neurotik? Then she sure picked a shitty title didn’t she? _Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism_

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/9 "2003-01-24T23:39:51Z")

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Jumping to conclusions about what? That she’s an asshole? The first two words on the Amazon page are:

LIBERAL TREACHERY

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/10 "2003-01-24T23:57:18Z")

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Unless I’m mistaken, **Neurotik** just whooshed the two of you.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/11 "2003-01-25T00:04:00Z")

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I only like her cause I hear she fucks on the first date! 😉

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/12 "2003-01-25T00:15:39Z")

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'Tis true…the masked whoosher strikes again. 🙂

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/13 "2003-01-25T01:26:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> \*\*I only like her cause I hear she fucks on the first date! 😉 \*\*

Yeah, well, you can have her.

I wouldn’t even fuck her with **Beagle** ’s dick.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/14 "2003-01-25T01:41:39Z")

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> Was Ann Coulter born an evil stupid bitch, or did she have to work on it?

Hey, don’t condemn her – “it’s not a choice!” 😃

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**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/15 "2003-01-25T01:45:27Z")

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Here’s a book that won’t even be released until June, 2003 and you folks are already talking about it. With this kind of publicity, it’s a guaranteed best-seller.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/16 "2003-01-25T01:46:43Z")

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On the page you linked to -

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> Customers who wear clothes also shop for:

They mean there are customers who _don’t_ wear clothes?

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/17 "2003-01-25T01:51:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*On the page you linked to -
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> ## Customers who wear clothes also shop for:
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> They mean there are customers who _don’t_ wear clothes? \*\*

Don’t you know that one of the benefits of buying things on the internet is that you can shop naked! 😃

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/18 "2003-01-25T01:55:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \*  
> \*\*Don’t you know that one of the benefits of buying things on the internet is that you can shop naked! 😃 \*\*

I used to shop naked at my local supermarkets all the time… Until the court orders.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/19 "2003-01-25T02:01:24Z")

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And one of the benefits of having your own home is that you can fry sausages naked.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/20 "2003-01-25T02:06:52Z")

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I think Ann should buy some new clothes. That little black dress must be starting to reek pretty bad by now.

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