# For the fans of Ann Coulter **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739 "2003-01-24T23:03:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/21 "2003-01-25T02:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Taran \* > \*\*Is Amazon developing a sense of humor? Or did I just never notice this before? \*\* Maybe it’s just on the page that I saw but underneath that it said _clean underware_! Now, does this mean that I can also buy dirty underwear as well? Because really, that’s just icky… ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/22 "2003-01-25T02:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\*Unless I’m mistaken, **Neurotik** just whooshed the two of you. \*\* Must you ALWAYS embarrass me in public? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/23 "2003-01-25T02:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*And one of the benefits of having your own home is that you can fry sausages naked. \*\* Yeah, I thought that sounded cool too … until the night I fried the wrong sausage. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/24 "2003-01-25T02:35:22Z")
> [@](#): > > I wouldn’t even fuck her with Beagle’s dick. Thanks fer nuttin’. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/25 "2003-01-25T02:56:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beagle \* > \*\*Thanks fer nuttin’. \*\* “fer nuttin’?” He just saved your genitals from Ann Coulter! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/26 "2003-01-25T03:14:56Z")
I bet her vagina has teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/27 "2003-01-25T04:07:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, does this mean that I can also buy dirty underwear as well? Because really, that’s just icky… I understand there’s quite the market for used panties on the internet. And I have a friend who claims you can buy them out of vending machines in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/28 "2003-01-25T04:36:31Z")
I _still_ say she is hot. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/29 "2003-01-25T04:41:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*I understand there’s quite the market for used panties on the internet. And I have a friend who claims you can buy them out of vending machines in Japan. \*\* Snopes even says this one is true, or was true at one time: [http://www.snopes.com/sex/kinky/panties.htm](http://www.snopes.com/sex/kinky/panties.htm) ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/30 "2003-01-25T04:42:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > \*\*I bet her vagina has teeth. \*\* _That_ is a terribly frightening image. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/31 "2003-01-25T05:08:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spit \* > \*\*I _still_ say she is hot. \*\* Yuck. Her eyes are too small, her nose is too big, and her hair is too blonde. You can fucking have her. _Yuck_. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/32 "2003-01-25T07:13:52Z")
on SO many levels. But the BABEST of all Blond Right-wing Babes- MONICA CROWWWWWWLLEY- with that as a last name, she’s gotta be wild! _G_ BUT to be “fair & balanced”, props to Liberal Hottie Margaret Carlson! and whatever she is on the spectrum- Arianna Huffington! Esp if she is a genuine redhead _EG_ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/33 "2003-01-25T12:09:27Z")
Women of the 21st century will have robots to help them type their husbands’ books. ---
**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/34 "2003-01-25T17:06:10Z")
Ann Coulter is a lying fascist cunt who will sleep with anything male, in my opinion. But hey the beauty of the USA is that we have freedom of speech and conscience (of course Miss-Ann-Thrope Coulter is against freedom of thought except for fellow fascists) so I’ll leave it at that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739/35 "2003-01-25T17:10:56Z")
Why so long for this book to come out? It’s not like she has to do any research or find any facts or anything… I bet if you take out the word “liberal”, it’s a 30-page book. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-fans-of-ann-coulter/150739.md?page=1)