# For The Golfer On Your Gift List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441 "2008-12-09T20:02:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/1 "2008-12-09T20:02:27Z")

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The amazing [UroClub](http://www.uroclub.org/index.html) – golf club and emergency urinal, all in one!

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**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/2 "2008-12-09T20:08:52Z")

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do they make a uroball for women?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/3 "2008-12-09T20:34:37Z")

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Did you watch the commercial? There is absolutely NOTHING discrete about what that old man is doing.

Yuck!

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/4 "2008-12-09T20:41:24Z")

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I’ve had many beers on many golf courses, and I’ve never had to pee so bad I’ve had to stop my swing and drop my club on the course to go relieve myself.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/5 "2008-12-09T21:08:33Z")

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I _wish_ I had a golfer on my gift list. Sometimes it seems like 90 percent of gifts geared towards men are golf- or booze-related.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/6 "2008-12-09T21:24:52Z")

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Okay… but I’m going to need to bend my left arm.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-golfer-on-your-gift-list/476441/7 "2008-12-09T21:58:38Z")

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“Looks like an ordinary club”?

When did they start making golf clubs with a grip large enough to pee into?