# For the last time, I am not Argent Towers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318 "2011-08-03T13:39:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/21 "2011-08-03T15:03:51Z")
How about changing your name to **The Agent Previously Known As Foxtrot** , retains your identity while preventing any mix-ups. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/22 "2011-08-03T15:04:16Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Also, “I am not Argent Towers” would work well. Heh, but that would make this thread’s title a total contradiction. It also might confuse some people even more to see **AT** ’s name in every one of **AF** ’s posts. Anything distinctive should do the trick, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/23 "2011-08-03T15:06:59Z")
Why don’t you get yourself promoted to Sargent or something? Do you lack ambition to move up the ranks? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/24 "2011-08-03T15:09:09Z")
People that easily confused shouldn’t be allowed to live. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/25 "2011-08-03T15:10:11Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Look at the bright side, at least you don’t have a girlfriend like **Argent’s** that having a lot of trouble with her boss at work, so there’s that. This made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/26 "2011-08-03T15:10:52Z")
Can I change my name to Argent Foxtrot? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/27 "2011-08-03T15:11:52Z")
However, we’ve never seen **Agent Foxtrot** and **Argent Towers** in the same place at the same time. I’m just sayin’, is all. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/28 "2011-08-03T15:11:59Z")
But if you change how are we then to confuse you with **agent cockroach, Agent Cooper, Agent Grey, agent little, Agent orange, Agent Smith, Agent Whynotski, Agent Zed and Agent Zen**? ---
**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/29 "2011-08-03T15:20:17Z")
How do people confuse Towers and Foxtrot? ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/30 "2011-08-03T15:27:44Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > This made me laugh. Almost every post in this thread made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/31 "2011-08-03T15:37:33Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Also, “I am not Argent Towers” would work well. Sure, but I like calling him Agent Towers better, or sometimes just Agent Tower. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/32 "2011-08-03T15:40:33Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Sure, but I like calling him Agent Towers better, or sometimes just Agent Tower. I’m thinking of a G Man with a trailer hitch. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/33 "2011-08-03T15:41:35Z")
Jesus, don’t you all have anything better to do than make jokes in this thread? - Argent Towers ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/34 "2011-08-03T15:42:33Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > **Argent Towers** briefly changed his username to **Tours d’Argent** at my request, but subsequently changed his mind and changed it back. I cannot force him to change his username into something less similar than mine, but I can call attention to it. Suggestion: you could change your name from Agent Foxtrot to something else. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/35 "2011-08-03T15:48:40Z")
And just for further clarification, I am also not Argent Towers. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/36 "2011-08-03T15:57:49Z")
Neither am I, but to go around saying it like that sounds like bragging. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/37 "2011-08-03T16:33:13Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > People that easily confused shouldn’t be allowed to live. I’m with **Chef Troy** here. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Neither am I, but to go around saying it like that sounds like bragging. I probably could be if I tried. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/38 "2011-08-03T16:39:20Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I’m with **Chef Troy** here. I agree with **CrazyCatLady**. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/39 "2011-08-03T16:50:59Z")
**Agent Towers Johnson** is right. This is very confusing. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/40 "2011-08-03T16:51:02Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Again, when you come across a post written by either **Agent Foxtrot** or **Argent Towers** , please double-check to make sure who wrote it. What would you like your [avatar](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14090730#post14090730) to be? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318.md?page=3)