# For the last time, I am not Argent Towers.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 3, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318 "2011-08-03T13:39:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/41 "2011-08-03T16:51:37Z")
For the record, I never get you guys confused. You are (in my head) the poor guy who gets confused with **Argent Towers**. If anything, it’s made me notice you more!
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### Author:  [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/42 "2011-08-03T17:00:15Z")
I no longer have any clue what your actual username is.
Walks away muttering to herself
Argent foxtrot?
Foxtrot towers?
Agent Towers?
Agent argent?
Major major?
Ahhhhhhhhh!
🙂
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### Author:  [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/43 "2011-08-03T17:01:37Z")
I submit that **Argent Towers** and **Agent Foxtrot** should be surgically spliced together into a single being, for the common good. The same should be done with **Tom Skerritt** , **Tom Selleck** and **Burt Reynolds**.
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### Author:  [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/44 "2011-08-03T17:03:28Z")
This thread is full of win.
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### Author:  [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/45 "2011-08-03T17:09:43Z")
Which one of you wanted a microscope?
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### Author:  [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/46 "2011-08-03T17:14:50Z")
> [@Smeghead](#):
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> And just for further clarification, I am also not Argent Towers.
Nor am I but I play one on TV.
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### Author:  [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/47 "2011-08-03T17:19:28Z")
Argent Towels?
Agent Fowler?
Agnes Foxtail?
Ardent Boxtop?
😕
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### Author:  [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/48 "2011-08-03T17:24:59Z")
Well, we can’t _all_ not be **Argent Towers**.
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### Author:  [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/49 "2011-08-03T17:27:07Z")
I’m not **Ardent Towers**. So’s my wife.
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### Author:  [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/50 "2011-08-03T17:42:06Z")
In all seriousness, I’m the one who made this mistake recently, and I feel like an idiot. I had been reading **AT** ’s cabdriver thread before catching up with **AF** ’s employment thread, and I bungled it when I then posted in the latter. I apologize to both for making a mistake that must indeed be maddening.
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### Author:  [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/51 "2011-08-03T17:56:45Z")
> [@davidm](#):
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> I’m not **Ardent Towers**. So’s my wife.
Well, I screwed that up. Obviously I meant to say **Argent Towers**.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/52 "2011-08-03T18:10:21Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> In all seriousness, I’m the one who made this mistake recently, and I feel like an idiot. I had been reading **AT** ’s cabdriver thread before catching up with **AF** ’s employment thread, and I bungled it when I then posted in the latter. I apologize to both for making a mistake that must indeed be maddening.
He says, walking away rubbing his hands with glee and cackling maliciously. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/53 "2011-08-03T18:12:59Z")
Also, why should I be the one to change my username? I go by **Agent Foxtrot** everywhere on the internet. 'Sides, I was here first, dammit. :mad:
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### Author:  [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/54 "2011-08-03T18:21:05Z")
I am Spartacus.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/55 "2011-08-03T18:23:48Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> **Agent Towers Johnson** is right. This is very confusing.
I was literally laughing aloud at this one.
Lucky for all involved, I rarely remember what issues/events/quirks go with specific posters, so I don’t get confused. I just wallow in, um, well, not ignorance, but something similar.
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### Author:  [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/56 "2011-08-03T18:25:37Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> Also, why should I be the one to change my username? I go by **Agent Foxtrot** everywhere on the internet. 'Sides, I was here first, dammit. :mad:
Just like Michael Bolton in Office Space - not that you are accusing \*\*AT \*\*of being a no-talent ass-clown, mind you.
**Tom Tildrum** - clearly you have some ‘splainin’ to do - heck, some folks think that a person who can’t tell \*\*Agent FoxTowers \*\*apart from each other (yeah, that phrase makes sense) must be a taco short of a combo plate!
😉
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### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/57 "2011-08-03T18:26:11Z")
> [@davidm](#):
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> Well, I screwed that up. Obviously I meant to say **Argent Towers**.
You sound pretty ardent about that.
– USC Diver
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### Author:  [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/58 "2011-08-03T18:36:09Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> Also, why should I be the one to change my username? I go by **Agent Foxtrot** everywhere on the internet. 'Sides, I was here first, dammit. :mad:
Well, one reason why it should be you is that **Ardent Foxtrot** would be an upgrade name that declares you playful but sensuous.
Other than that, don’t worry about it. The names aren’t that close, not many people will be confusing the two.
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### Author:  [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/59 "2011-08-03T18:40:18Z")
I’ll keep it in mind, **Agent Flowers**.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-last-time-i-am-not-argent-towers/591318/60 "2011-08-03T18:44:14Z")
**Ardent Foxtrot** really would be an awesome name, but I don’t think it would solve the identity problem.
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