# For the love of Pete, get this song outta my head!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337 "2002-10-15T15:18:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/21 "2002-10-15T17:44:07Z")

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**Zebra** , darling, you know there’s no one else. (Well, except for Rebound Guy. But his name is Ben, and that’s lust, not love. :D) But no, no Grease songs for me.

Arrgh. So far, cow-orkers have suggested:

1. The theme from **Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood** (no way!)
2. **Rocky Top** by John Denver
3. Just about every song from a Broadway musical.

Oh great. Now my cd drive in my computer is stuck! I’ll be listening to **A Perfect Circle** for the rest of the day now.

It’s a plot, I tell ya! A plot to make me _CRAZY_!

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/22 "2002-10-15T18:01:29Z")

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Damn you all!

Now I have the Brady Bunch song, This is the song that never ends, It’s a small world AND the Love boat theme (the first few words that **Second Guest** posted, I’m not as old as you 😛 so I have just those few in here) ALL STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

::Grabs 3 Doors Down, turns speakers way up::

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/23 "2002-10-15T18:01:50Z")

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One day, one night, Saturday’s alright

**Online’s just fine, nighttime, anytime**

_ **GET YOUR DEGREE, SET YOURSELF FREE** _

_ **NATIONAL AMERICAN UNIVERSITY!!!** _

:goes completely insane:

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/24 "2002-10-15T18:22:47Z")

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“We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun”

:: d&r ::

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/25 "2002-10-15T19:20:43Z")

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They got the mustard OUTT!!!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/26 "2002-10-15T19:27:53Z")

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Ooooooo **Politzania** … That was cruel!  
That damn thing just keeps going up an octave and never ends.

\*Well I think I’m going out of my head.  
Yes, I think I’m going out of my head  
Over Youuuuuuuuu… \*

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/27 "2002-10-15T19:57:19Z")

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And, if I might contribute in some small way to the putrefaction of your grey matter…

**Jungle Boogie!  
Jungle Boogie, yeah  
Jungle Boogie!  
Jungle Boogie, yeah…**

[sub]You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/28 "2002-10-15T19:59:01Z")

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_Oh it’s been getting so hard  
Living with the things you do to me  
My dreams are getting so strange  
I’d like to tell you everything I see_

_Oh and see a man at the back as a matter of fact  
His eyes are as red as the sun  
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her  
Cause she thinks she’s the passionate one_

_Oh Yeah! It was like lightning  
Everybody was fighting  
And the music was soothing  
And they all started grooving_

_Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah  
And the man in the back said everyone attack  
And it turned into a ballroom blitz  
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you  
It’ll turn into a ballroom blitz  
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz_

[SUB]Ballroom Blitz by Sweet, 1975[/SUB]

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/29 "2002-10-15T20:09:16Z")

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I’ve tried. I’m almost in tears (;)), because I know this song is going to drive me crazy.

I did it. I finally broke down and found [this](http://tv.cream.org/themes/loveboat.mp3). It’s all over, folks. This song has been permanantly seared into my brain.

My only consolation is that when I sent the link to **pbrtallboy** , it immediately started playing, and the people in the cubicles next to his were frowning.

MWAH HA HA HA!

If I can’t cure the disease, I can at least spread it around!

😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/30 "2002-10-15T21:24:10Z")

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Your only hope is to come to NYC and have a marathon wild monkey sex sexsion with me.

(watch, that song will fly right out of her head now)

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**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/31 "2002-10-15T22:57:26Z")

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“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,  
a tale of a fateful trip.  
That started from this tropic port,  
aboard this tiny ship…”

😃

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/32 "2002-10-15T23:16:34Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Zebra \*  
> \*\*Your only hope is to come to NYC and have a marathon wild monkey sex sexsion with me.  
> \*\*

I’m cured!  
Oh, no I’m not. Heh heh… you said “sexsion”…

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/33 "2002-10-16T00:19:08Z")

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As a recovering Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder victim, I suggest either “You’re still the one” by Shania Twain, or “Pines of the Appian Way” by Respighi. Theoretically, “Hindi Sad Diamonds” from the _Moulin Rouge_ soundtrack could work as well.

May the gods save you if THOSE songs aren’t powerful enough.  
Ranchoth

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/34 "2002-10-16T00:27:02Z")

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_Gimme a break,  
Gime a break,  
Break me off a piece of that  
Kit Kat Bar…_

Repeat as necessary. Near guaranteed to scramble out any other song residing in your brain.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/35 "2002-10-16T00:42:45Z")

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“The Girl From Ipanema”. Definitely. Or, alternately, “Angry Johnny” by Poe. That song’s the Anti-Love Boat Theme, I think.

And **zebra** , what about giving _me_ a marathon sex session? After all, I need it. Truly. Maybe we can do it on a Long Island Railroad train. 😉

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/36 "2002-10-16T02:58:38Z")

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I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,  
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,  
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves  
and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,  
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,  
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves  
and this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,  
Everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves,  
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves  
and this is how it goes…

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/37 "2002-10-16T04:37:44Z")

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Oh how happy I am that I do not know the theme song from Love Boat.

First person to trick me into clicking a link to it will suffer from The Wrath of Cecil.

[sub]I hope…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/38 "2002-10-16T09:36:58Z")

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No no no. Try the theme song to “Sealab 2021”.  
If you haven’t and can’t find it, let me know. I’m always happy to… um… help. Yes, help.

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**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/39 "2002-10-16T12:06:43Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Skerri \*  
> \*\*
> 
> My only consolation is that when I sent the link to **pbrtallboy** , it immediately started playing, and the people in the cubicles next to his were frowning.
> 
> MWAH HA HA HA!
> 
> If I can’t cure the disease, I can at least spread it around!
> 
> 😃 \*\*

FYI, the only person that frowned is a chick from England who’d never heard it before. It went something like this:

Me: “You should play this at your wedding this weekend – it’s romantical!”

Her: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-love-of-pete-get-this-song-outta-my-head/132337/40 "2002-10-16T18:07:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*What I hate is when you know the tune but not the words and you have to make up your own. My personal ditty makes me cringe but I don’t know how it’s suppossed to go…
> 
> _Jesus Christ, Superstar  
> Who in the hell do you think you are?_
> 
> :eek: \*\*

Gah! My friends and I saw this show and went around singing the _exact same thing!_ :eek:  
I don’t think any of us actually knows the words.

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