# For the men...you're in a "tap out" fight against Serena Williams.  Who wins?

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**Created:** [August 30, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558 "2013-08-30T02:37:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558/41 "2013-09-05T19:26:58Z")

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I’m 1.84 m and 120 kg (I’ll wait while the Americans grab their calculators and convert…:0) )  
but I don’t necessarily buy the “I’m bigger so I win” rule. If I were in a fight with Jet Li, I’m pretty sure he’d wipe the walls with me. I still think I could take her in a match but I don’t think it would be an easy fight by any stretch.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558/42 "2013-09-05T20:50:52Z")

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I also have significant height and weight advantage, however, she has muscle strength on me both in arms and legs. I’d give her the edge.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558/43 "2013-09-05T21:25:19Z")

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> [@Obeseus](#):
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> I could easily kick her ass, but I’d take it easy on her and just let her wear herself out. I’d also see if I could bang her at some point during the fight.

Her?

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**Author:** ![slowlearner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowlearner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slowlearner)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558/44 "2013-09-07T01:25:12Z")

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If I hit the HGH and steroids the way she has I could take her apart like a sticky bun.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-men-youre-in-a-tap-out-fight-against-serena-williams-who-wins/667558/45 "2013-09-07T18:35:32Z")

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She’s got me beaten to shit on endurance, even if she’s “unfit” by tennis champ standards, but she’s giving away a lot of weight plus the whole, you know, testosterone thing, so I’m prepared to guess that I can hit harder, stand to be hit more, and may even know more about holds and throws than she does. I’ve not the slightest idea while we’re even fighting in the first place but I think it’s advantage me.

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