# For the sake of the children  (didn’t sign up for this)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sake-of-the-children-didn-t-sign-up-for-this/639146>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 28, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sake-of-the-children-didn-t-sign-up-for-this/639146 "2012-10-28T17:37:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sake-of-the-children-didn-t-sign-up-for-this/639146/41 "2012-10-30T01:10:08Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> **TruCelt** , is it wrong of me that I find your little tale quite a bit less disgusting than some of the other stories in this thread? 😛

Yeah, me too - out of anything that ought to be spoilered in this thread, pissing in a stiff breeze isn’t even in the top 10. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sake-of-the-children-didn-t-sign-up-for-this/639146/42 "2012-10-30T01:22:59Z")

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As stated previously, my kids have 4 legs.

Today was the second time I’ve had to ‘help’ my shitzu \<appropriate name right now\> get poop out of his butt.

I am not a dog person, but I must really love this furry thing.

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