### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/1 "2000-02-15T01:24:00Z")
A neat little game. Try it out.
[www.snowplow.org/furiousgeorge/](http://www.snowplow.org/furiousgeorge/)
Let me know what your favorite atrocity turns out to be…
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JMCJ
This is not a sig.
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### Author:  [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/2 "2000-02-15T01:40:00Z")
The monkey pushes an elderly man into the path of a speeding ambulance as a protest against irony in Huntington, West Virginia.
I like this game…
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/3 "2000-02-15T01:41:00Z")
my score: 1951
my favorite atrocity: The monkey replaces the sugar with angel dust at a tea shop in Reno, Nevada.
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### Author:  [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/4 "2000-02-15T01:59:00Z")
It’s an even toss-up between “Replacing Prescription Anti-Depressant Medications With Methamphetamines” or “Dropping 1,000 Fire Ants In A Schoolyard Sandbox”.
My Score: 1,277
_ **\ExTank** _\
_“They Got Those Ideas From The Anarchist’s Handbook!”_
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/5 "2000-02-15T02:02:00Z")
wanted in 6 states,
The monkey hitchhikes from Mississippi to Louisiana.
The monkey is picked up by the Louisiana State Highway Patrol 27 miles from the Mississippi border and arrested for software piracy.
Game Over.
Your final score is 3450, painstakingly earned through 35 flagrant violations of U.S. law.
My favorite atrocity was the arson at the orphanage.
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### Author:  [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/6 "2000-02-15T02:03:00Z")
The monkey buries a big, friendly dog under tons of concrete in Longmont, Colorado.
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### Author:  [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/7 "2000-02-15T04:35:00Z")
The monkey forgets the Alamo.
The monkey is now wanted for treason in the state of Texas.
–
TMR
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/8 "2000-02-15T05:02:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Your final score is 3453, painstakingly earned through 47 flagrant violations of U.S. law.
I switched cocaine for sugar in a tea house.
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/9 "2000-02-15T05:12:00Z")
My favorite:
spiking the water supply in Salt Lake City. Extra points for doing it in a high risk state.
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I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/10 "2000-02-15T05:27:00Z")
The monkey switches a case of free tuberculosis vaccinations with the last preserved smallpox samples in Aiken, South Carolina
Cool!
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Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
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### Author:  [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/11 "2000-02-15T05:38:00Z")
**The monkey sells hard liquor without a license**
there’s just something funny about that. As atrocious as the murder sprees and property damage are, the atrocities like this just seem more creative.
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Mayor of [Snerdville](http://fathom.org/snerdville), the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
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### Author:  [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/12 "2000-02-15T05:56:00Z")
3356 for me, and a clean escape into Mexico.
My fave:
The monkey sells tapeworms as diet pills in Muskogee, Oklahoma.
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A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/13 "2000-02-15T05:56:00Z")
What is wrong with you people?
For that matter, what is wrong with America, that it finds amusement in torching an orphanage? This serves as indication of what is wrong with our society today.
I’m disappointed with John C in particular. I never thought that an intelligent young man like John would be capable of finding humour in the misfortune of others, imagined or not. From here it is but a small step to pointing Stevie Wonder into traffic or kicking out the cane of an elderly woman. Very funny, ha, ha.
Well, I’m off to play another game. I really like the product tampering stuff because you get the most bang for a buck with that. And of course, the women, children and infirm suffer the most, which has an added appeal.
Thanks, John! No wonder I like you. You’re almost as warped as I am. 🙂 🙂
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### Author:  [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/14 "2000-02-15T06:36:00Z")
Oh I missed him torching stuff? Just kidding.
I laughed when he assaulted a pig in Carson City Nevada.
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“The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin
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### Author:  [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/15 "2000-02-15T08:33:00Z")
The monkey plants anti-personnel landmines in the endzone of a football stadium.
and
The monkey pushes an elderly man into the path of a speeding ambulance as a protest against irony.
That second one is hilarious!
Your final score is 2327, painstakingly earned through 40 flagrant violations of U.S. law.
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### Author:  [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/16 "2000-02-15T08:55:00Z")
Actually, this is a sick and twisted way of teaching geography.
Hope that didn’t ruin it for anyone.
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### Author:  [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/17 "2000-02-15T09:48:00Z")
**The monkey empties an AK-47 into an NRA meeting in San Francisco, California.**
“HERE’S YOUR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!”
– Sylence
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If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
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### Author:  [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/18 "2000-02-15T09:53:00Z")
Okay, forget that one, I just about died laughing:
**The monkey cracks an FBI computer and lists the governor as being wanted for multiple homicides and public nudity in Albuquerque, New Mexico.**
– Sylence
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If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
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### Author:  [@tenspeedjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenspeedjohn)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/19 "2000-02-15T10:30:00Z")
The monkey pushes Stevie Wonder into traffic.
The monkey kicks the cane out from under an elderly person.
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-the-sick-and-twisted/13941/20 "2000-02-15T14:28:00Z")
The monkey neglects and abuses his pet hamster in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
I ended up with a score of 3526, thanks to 34 flagrant violations and an escape to Canada.
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Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
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